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#1 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Charlie

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 08:16 PM

This thing is loads of fun and sometimes a little creepy.

Excuse

Some strange results that I got:

I'd really love to (insert unpleasent task here) but I have to floss my hefty rash o.O

I'd really love to (insert unpleasent task here) but I have to spank my squishy monkey.

I'd really love to (insert unpleasent task here) but I have to spank my frumpy Mom.

This post has been edited by Charlie4u2: 19 December 2005 - 08:16 PM

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#2 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ferret Overlord

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 09:00 PM

FINALLY! A generator that makes sense to me!

Water my smelly burrito and diasarm my frumpy grandma!

Time to rock my canadian dredlocks!

HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(

#3 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ JGJTan

Smile and be happy. =)

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 09:05 PM

This is awesome... and totally true.

I'd really love to (unpleasant task here) but I can't because I have to lose my deadly mom

Edit: Ok I take back what I said just then... this is disgusting.

I'd really love to (unpleasant task here) but I can't because I have to shave my hairy sausage

^^ Thanks Ayumi, you rock!! ^^

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#4 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Jake

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Posted 19 December 2005 - 10:25 PM

fight my canadian hamster

#5 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Unrealblight

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 03:32 AM

Find my inbred inner child.

EDIT: Hah! "Lose my crazy pills"

#6 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Bobette

LOLZ.

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 06:16 AM

Half of these turn out dirty in one way or another. XD

EDIT: I also got "Lose My Deadly Mom".

Hi.

#7 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 06:42 AM

I have to climb my miserable rash.

I have to punch my sneaky scab.

I have to cuddle my filthy goldfish.

I have to rock my salty portfolio.

I have to drive my huge muffin.

I have to disarm my scrappy butt. (O.o)

I have to swap my hairy donkey.

I have to watch my fluffy checkbook.

I have to stack my frugal house.

I have to waste my sneaky dreadlocks.

I have to drive my unwieldy liver.

I have to clean my hefty banjo.

I have to chop my poisonous dinner.

I have to hypnotize my sticky computer.

I have to bathe my upset hamster.

I have to write my burnt pills.

I have to waste my gassy car.

I have to free my hefty prisoner.

I have to salvage my demented hamster.

I have to throw my flaming checkbook.

(wyv btw)
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#8 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ x..

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:55 AM

Should I or shant I look at this?

#9 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Charlie

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:58 PM

There only dirty if you have a dirty mind in general..

Which means I basically can't stop laughing XD

~~"Shave my hairy sausage"~~

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#10 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Dragonman

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 08:40 PM

Kiss my gassy brother.
Tame my deadly pretzel.

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#11 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Zziggywolf5

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 10:52 PM

Watch my inbred arm.
Tame my hefty keyboard.
Scratch my sunburned butt.
Swap my hot pretzel.
Study my homesick inner child.
Hypnotize my ancient keyboard.
Throw my puffy arm.
Sponge my flaming computer.
Skip my angry pills.
Waste my slimy carpet.
Find my grupmy sister.
Kiss my hot muffin.
Jump my inbred mom.
Hypnotize my lumpy legs.

... Okay