[Joseph]

One day, right after Osama Bin Laden died, he appeared in a place that looked like heaven. All of the sudden, George Washington walked up to him and kicked him in the groin. "How dare you do such a thing to the great nation I helped create!?" he yelled.

Then Thomas Jefferson walked up to him and stabbed him in the throat. "You are a discrase!" he yelled. Soon after, James Madison, Paul revere and 68 other American founding fathers walked up to Osama and continually kicked and taunted him.

Then an angel walked over to him. Osama stood up and said "You didn't tell me heaven would be like this? I am Osama Bin Laden!" The Angel looked at him with a harsh face and said "What? I told you there would be 72 Virginians in Heaven. And wait a minute, what are you doing here!?" She threw him off the cloud and he fell strait to hell. "Apparently, we've mixed up two people again."

This post has been edited by jbg9: 22 February 2006 - 07:56 PM

[Ferret Overlord]

I don't get it... At least not the punchline, if that WAS the punchline

FIST OF CRITICIZEM!

*Biff*

[Bespetna]

heh, I dont get it eather I do get some of it but I think its like 2 jokes in one.