[Phieta]

I rarely pass these on, but meh.

--Put your audio player of choice into shuffle mode...
--Say the following questions aloud, then press play...
--Use the song title as the answer to the question (though the lyrics, theme, tone, and so on can guide you as well)...
--NO CHEATING!!!

1. How does the world see you? "I ****ing Hate You" (Godsmack) --
2. Will I have a happy life? "All Star" (Smash Mouth) -- So apparently I'll live a happy life if I just go out and live (as opposed to being, you know... a stay-at-home geek... and... well, crap.)
3. What do my friends think of me? "Sunshine" (Billy Miles) -- Hmm. The chorus works, I think.
4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Where You Are" (David Craig Simpson) -- On the off chance anyone secretly lusts after me, I doubt it's from afar. Though the song does fit the question nicely.
5. How can I make myself happy? "What Have We Become?" (dc Talk) -- Go out into the corrupt world and attempt to set things right? The notion is a bit quixotic, but sure.
6. What should I do with my life? "Under Lock and Key" (MxPx) -- ...OK, I can't make sense from this one.
7. Will I ever have children? "Amish Paradise" ("Weird Al" Yankovic) -- Wikipedia says Amish families, on average, have seven children.
8. What is some good advice for me? "Live in Baghdad" (Masaaki Endo with Seatbelts) -- Um... I... just... next question?
9. How will I be remembered? "Evergreen" (Rule of Thumb) -- Dysfunctional family moments at Christmastime. I doubt I'll be remembered as such, but it's accurate enough.
10. What's my signature dancing song? "Lemon Techno" (BLAST!) -- Hehehe
11. What's my current theme song? "Ridiculous" (P.O.D.) -- No, I swear I did not cheat on this one.
12. What do others think is my current theme song? "Two of Us" (The Beatles) -- I could see a few "others" thinking of this as my theme song, but in general, no.
13. What shall they play at my funeral? "What You Are" (Dave Matthews Band) -- Well, maaaaaaybe.
14. What type of men/ women do I like? "Oriunde Ai Fi" (O-ZONE) -- Based on the English translation I found, I'm a necrophiliac. o_0
15. How's my love life? "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel like I'm on this Song" (System of a Down) -- Insanity and/ or confusion.

[Raktor]

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[b]1. How does the world see you?[/b]
[b]2. Will I have a happy life?[/b]
[b]3. What do my friends think of me?[/b]
[b]4. Do people secretly lust after me?[/b]
[b]5. How can I make myself happy?[/b]
[b]6. What should I do with my life?[/b]
[b]7. Will I ever have children?[/b]
[b]8. What is some good advice for me?[/b]
[b]9. How will I be remembered?[/b]
[b]10. What's my signature dancing song?[/b]
[b]11. What's my current theme song?[/b]
[b]12. What do others think is my current theme song?[/b]
[b]13. What shall they play at my funeral?[/b]
[b]14. What type of men/ women do I like?[/b]
[b]15. How's my love life?[/b]

1. How does the world see you? 'Spinning Wheel - Blood Sweat and Tears' *Spins around*
2. Will I have a happy life? 'Be Somebody - 3 Doors Down' Uh, I have to have a life to have a happy life?
3. What do my friends think of me? 'The Battle of Evermore - Led Zepplin' Uh, I'm a battle? *Battles you*
4. Do people secretly lust after me? 'She Lives in my Lap - Outkast' Yeah, the women live in my lap
5. How can I make myself happy? 'Higher than Hope - Nightwish' No sense from this...
6. What should I do with my life? 'Can't stop playing - Doctor Kucho' No sense
7. Will I ever have children? 'Tainted Love - Softcell' *Taints his love*
8. What is some good advice for me? 'From the to the - Scared Weird Little Guys' Travel?
9. How will I be remembered? 'We Believe - Good Charlotte' That I... believed? Weirdo playlist.
10. What's my signature dancing song? 'Lonely No More - Rob Thomas' Uh....
11. What's my current theme song? 'Walk on the Ocean - Toad the wet sprocket'
12. What do others think is my current theme song? 'Only the good die young - Billy Joel' So... I'm gunna live until I'm 200?
13. What shall they play at my funeral? 'Into my eyes - Armand Van Helden' I doubt they'll play this
14. What type of men/ women do I like?
15. How's my love life? 'Cocoon - Jack Johnson' *Cocoon*

Lol, this sucked.

[©allum]

1) How Does The World See You? Glasgow Accents/Nine and a Half Guitars - Billy Connolly -- Funny because I have a suburban Glasgow accent
2) Will I have a happy life? Killing in the Name of - Rage Against the Machine --
3) What do my friends think of me? Toxic Shock (Live) - Shihad -- Disconcerting since the chorus is "You ****ing Pussy!"
4) Do people secretly lust after me? Lonely as You - Foo Fighters -- That'd be a no then...
5) How can I make myself happy? Marie's Wedding - Billy Connolly -- Hehe...
6) What should I do with my life? Outside the Wall - Pink Floyd -- Be with the ones I know and love outside the wall?
7) Will I ever have children? Walk Away - Franz Ferdinand -- Yes, but I'll run away and not pay child support?
8) What is some good advice for me right now? Dirge for November - Opeth -- Sing a song of mourning for the 11th month?
9) How will I be remembered? - The Crucifixion - Billy Connolly -- Haha, is October 4th the new December 25th?
10) What's my signature dancing song? I'm an ******* - Denis Leary -- =/
11) What's my current theme song? Eclipse - Pink Floyd -- Hehe, they lyrics of the song work
12) What do others think my theme song is? The Beast and the Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold -- So am I the Beast or the Harlot... Judging by Q9, it's the beast
13)What shall they play at my funeral? The Miracle - Queen -- Self esteem -1!
14) What sort of men/women do I like? I Wish I had an Angel - Nightwish -- (A)
15) How's my love life? Romanticide - Nightwish -- So I kill the romance?

Nice one, Phi

[Ratty]

1. How does the world see you? 'I'm Fat - Weird Al Yankovic'
You have got to be ****ING joking. I. ****ing. Hate. iTunes.
2. Will I have a happy life? 'Wrong Foot Amputated - Weird Al Yankovic'
I'm starting to think that having this many W.A.Y. songs is a bad thing <_<
3. What do my friends think of me? 'Sunday Mornings - Maroon 5'
Hmm... Thats not actually too bad... i think. Laid back.. relaxed?
4. Do people secretly lust after me? 'Someday - Nickleback'
Hmm... Starts off sad, No, but "Someday, Somehow, I'm gunna make it alright"
5. How can I make myself happy? 'Everybody's Fool - Evanescence'
Uhm. Not exactly a happy song... But i love this song
6. What should I do with my life? 'Zanarkand Ruins - Final Fantasy X'
Hmm... Soothing song. Being from Ruins, could suggest Archaeologist....? Go on an Adventure!!!!
7. Will I ever have children? 'Here i go again - Mario'
Repetitive, About coming back after doing mistakes. So... Will i keep at it till i get it right?
8. What is some good advice for me? 'Riders on the storm - Hammerfall'
Be Strong?
9. How will I be remembered? 'Mega mix - Darude, ATB, Mauro Picotto, Dj Jurgen, Aqua, Safri Duo'
Mmm.. Techno Remix. Fast paced with a lot of life?
10. What's my signature dancing song? 'Voodoo Child - Rogue traders'
Blah! NO WAY. I hate this song with vengeance. (8) You are my voodoo child, My voodoo child (8)
11. What's my current theme song? 'Thoughtless - Evanescence'
Oh great. I know a few people that'll agree that i dont think. *glares at darkie* !
12. What do others think is my current theme song? 'Before I forget - Slipknot'
Oh. Hadnt read this question yet ^^... Uum... will they think... *checks lyrics* Oh. ****. That I'm "Stapled shut... Sealed tight... Locked" Well, They do think that I should tell them more about myself... This actually works really well...
13. What shall they play at my funeral? 'Anywhere - Evanescence'
Slow song.. I love this song.. And wow. Check out the lyrics: "Forget this life, Come with me, Don't look back you're safe now, Unlock your heart, Drop your guard, No one's left to stop you now". Talks about leaving with a dear friend... Very sad song
14. What type of men/ women do I like? 'Black betty - Spiderbait'
!!!!! Self explanatory.. Really..
15. How's my love life? 'It wasnt me - Shaggy'
OH MY GOD. lmao!!!!! Im sure you're all heard this one. Talking about a guy that got caught by his girlfriend... with the girl next door. !!!
[Music library has 386 songs]

Phieta... That.. was ... Awesome Fun!!!!

I think ill do this again in .. a week again, Just for curiositys sake, rofl... I HIGHLY doubt i can top this one, I like all of them <_< Except the first two. EVIL.

I swear that i didnt cheat on any of them.... Which is really freaky, lots of ones that suited perfectly to the question...

[JGJTan]

1. How does the world see you? "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" - Electric Six
Ok. I am NOT going into this. Title says all. Screw you Windows Media Player.
2. Will you have a happy life? "Heaven Tonight" - HIM
This one sounds pleasant... I'll umm... have good fun.
3. What do my friends think of me? "Evil and a Heathen" - Franz Ferdinand
... I hope my friends don't think I'm evil... or a heathen...
4. Do people secretly lust after me? "I Want You" - Third Eye Blind
Oh so people want me. Interesting.
5. How can I make myself happy? "Anger" - Elis
So I guess I have destructive anger inside which will make me happy...?
6. What should I do with my life? "You're Better Off Dead" - Children of Bodom
Urge to kill... Windows Media Player... rising...
7. Will I ever have children? "Amerika" - Rammstein
Someone explain this one to me... I'm too lazy to translate the lyrics.
8. What is some good advice for me? "When I Go Down" - Relient K
So when things go really bad... look to God?
9. How will I be remembered? "Violent Pornography" - System of a Down
Ok. Not. Going. There.
10. What's my signature dancing song? "She's on Time" - Barenaked Ladies
Yay... a song about... *shudders*
11. What's my current theme song? "Crimson Thunder" - Hammerfall
Yeah I like this song. All my dreams'll come true if I follow the crimson thunder...
12. What do others think is my current theme song? "The Beginning of the End" - HIM
I'm not a vampire... my fangs do NOT make me a vampire...
13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Captain Planet Theme Song"
I predict Windows Media Player is going to have its own funeral soon... bloody hell...
14. What type of men/ women do I like? "Michael" - Franz Ferdinand
Screw you.
15. How's my love life? "Te Quiero Puta" - Rammstein
Die.


... I have nothing to say apart from the fact I hate Windows Media Player. Of ALL the songs on my computer... it had to choose them...

I definitely want to do this in one week's time to get a much better selection than this. Definitely.

[Ferret Overlord]

1. How does the world see you? -"Crazy Train" THE OZZ
Woah, that was oddly in context. O.o

2. Will I have a happy life? -"Rock Lobster" The B-52s.
This was... out of context.

3. What do my friends think of me? - "The Breakup Song (Fits better as "They Don't Write 'em Like That")" Greg Kihn
Well, I guess that'd make me feel more unique. Or crusty and old, which makes no sense.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?"Peace of Mind" Boston
I guess that's a yes.

5. How can I make myself happy?"This Fire" Franz Ferdinand
Let me just quote them. "We've gotta burn this city, burn this city."

6. What should I do with my life? "The Touchtone Genius"?!
Oh man, that was really, really creepy. For those of you who don't know, it's about a guy who spends his life calling people in the early morning and playing music to them with touchtones.

7. Will I ever have children? "Rock and Roll Fantasy" Time Warp.
Guess not...

8. What is some good advice for me? "Love Her Madly" The Doors.
No comment.

9. How will I be remembered?"Centerfold" J. Geils Band.


10. What's my signature dancing song?"Another One Bites the Dust" Queen.

11. What's my current theme song? "Just What I Needed" The Cars

12. What do others think is my current theme song? "You Give Love A Bad Name" Bon Jovi.

13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Livin On A Prayer" Bon Jovi
That's just mean...

14. What type of men/ women do I like? "Layla" Eric Clapton

15. How's my love life? "I Ran So Far Away" Flock of Seagulls.
EVIL!

And I only have 29 songs in my list.

[Raktor]

1. How does the world see you? "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" - Electric Six
Ok. I am NOT going into this. Title says all. Screw you Windows Media Player.

6. What should I do with my life? "You're Better Off Dead" - Children of Bodom
Urge to kill... Windows Media Player... rising...

9. How will I be remembered? "Violent Pornography" - System of a Down
Ok. Not. Going. There.

13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Captain Planet Theme Song"
I predict Windows Media Player is going to have its own funeral soon... bloody hell...

14. What type of men/ women do I like? "Michael" - Franz Ferdinand
Screw you.

!!This was like.... perfect... for Janey! *Looks at naked pictures of your mother* which make me think about your violent pornography with men.

[Ratty]

1. How does the world see you? "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" - Electric Six
Ok. I am NOT going into this. Title says all. Screw you Windows Media Player.

6. What should I do with my life? "You're Better Off Dead" - Children of Bodom
Urge to kill... Windows Media Player... rising...

9. How will I be remembered? "Violent Pornography" - System of a Down
Ok. Not. Going. There.

13. What shall they play at my funeral? "Captain Planet Theme Song"
I predict Windows Media Player is going to have its own funeral soon... bloody hell...

14. What type of men/ women do I like? "Michael" - Franz Ferdinand
Screw you.

!!This was like.... perfect... for Janey! *Looks at naked pictures of your mother* which make me think about your violent pornography with men.

^^ Yup, Those are great

Hes a Perverted, Mother-looking-like, Gay Emo that says 'The Power is Yours!'

[?FaLLeN?]

Somebody come up with a one from Madonna lol

[Ferret Overlord]

Nobody except Tanny listens to her...

[Darkness]

1. How does the world see you? Basket Case - Green Day
Ermm... They view me as... A melodramatic fool.. Who's neurotic to the bone... And who thinks I'm either paranoid or stoned... And apparently my lack of sex is bringing me down... >.>
2. Will I have a happy life? Down With the Sickness - Disturbed
I guess not. Apparently my whole life I'll be down with a sickness... And then in the end I'll end up turning into a demon
3. What do my friends think of me? American Idiot - Green Day
Well, I guess my friends find it obvious that I'm American... And they think I'm an idiot >.>
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Memory - Sugarcult
Well, if they did, not anymore... Considering the whole song is about a relationship falling apart or something >.<
5. How can I make myself happy? Circle of Our Love - ???
What the...? Gah, stupid sister's songs >.> Ermm... I guess that if I remember to find who ever is my 'soul mate' I'll be happy
6. What should I do with my life? Holiday - Green Day
I should go on holiday my whole life!
7. Will I ever have children? We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sisters
Someone isn't going to take my having children. So I guess not
8. What is some good advice for me? We Will Rock You - Queen
I think none, because I'll be rocked by someone else no matter what I do
9. How will I be remembered? Original Prankster - The Offspring
I'll be an Original Prankster while I'm on Holiday!
10. What's my signature dancing song? Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
No. >.> What's with all these Green Day songs?
11. What's my current theme song? Scrooge - Muppet Christmas Carol
Rofl, no
12. What do others think is my current theme song? Breaking Free - Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens
What?! NO!
13. What shall they play at my funeral? Liberi Fatali - Final Fantasy 8
GAH! NOOOOOOO!
14. What type of men/ women do I like? The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring
Apparently, whatever type I like, I don't like the kids I'm not a pedophile! ^.^
15. How's my love life? The Official Hamster Dance Song - Hampton the Hampster
..... Rofl My love life is... Er... Very spaztic?

[maurice]

1. How does the world see you? thats the deal-Deardorf; George Cables; Peterson Group
2. Will I have a happy life? hailey's waitress-fountains of wayne
3. What do my friends think of me? 5:15 am-mark knopfler
4. Do people secretly lust after me? super collider-fountaubs if wayne
5. How can I make myself happy? going to california-led zeppelin
6. What should I do with my life? stairway to heaven
7. Will I ever have children? kissing the lipless- the shins
8. What is some good advice for me? sell all my things-rose thomas
9. How will I be remembered? entersandman-mettalica
10. What's my signature dancing song? come as yhou are-nirvana
11. What's my current theme song? yellow submarine-beatles
12. What do others think is my current theme song? sucks to be me- avenue q
13. What shall they play at my funeral? celebrate goodtimes (omfg thanks friends?)lol
14. What type of men/ women do I like? red rover- rose thoman
15. How's my love life? -the end is near