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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ferret Overlord {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 April 2006 - 11:48 PM

I am officially converting.

This guy holds just as much power as Maddox!


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Have the courage to post this letter on your site?

Mr Henderson-

While I found your "open letter" interesting in a sort of adolescent,
college sophomore kind of way that I would have found entertaining 25 years
ago, I also found it tiresome, conceited, and immature.

Stipulated:

-I majored in biology in college and I am a working scientist.

-I believe that life evolved on Earth pretty much the way Darwin and his
philosophical descendants say it did.

-I do NOT believe that the Bible (or any other religious tome) is a
scientific text regarding the mechanics of how life became as complex as we
see it today

-I do not want the book of Genesis to be taught as the mechanics of how
life came to be on our planet.

All of these things stipulated - I was offended as an American and a human
being by the sneering, self-important, and condescending tone, tenor, and
implications of your web site. Grownups don't find humor this way.

I guess I must have missed all the other college-sophomore sarcasm infested
websites you created mocking creation mythos of American Indians, African
tribes, etc., and bemoaning the way that secular humanism has become the de
facto established religion throughout much of the public education industry
in the U.S., in defiance of the establishment clause of the First
Amendment. You did make those sites, didn't you? No?

Your statement that you have nothing against Christians is patently
deceitful and dishonest. I'm trying to imagine your type finding huge
humor in mocking creation mythology of Indian or African tribes in some
similar context, but I'm guessing that you would be aghast, offended, and
firing off accusations of "xenophobe", "racist", "Western exceptionalist",
"antidiversity", etc. OK to have a snide and insensitive laugh at the
expense of your cherished Christian bogeyman, but do the same thing to
anyone else, and you'd be horrified, right? "Piss Christ" is cutting
edge, funny, and a deep social commentary but "Piss Buddha" would be a
hatecrime in your circles, no doubt. Not much intellectual consistency or
progressiveness there.

As I stated above, I don't agree with any of these creation mythologies -
Abrahamic or otherwise. However, there are light-years of difference
between my attitude towards them and yours. In you mind, you have made
these fundamentalists into the ultimate evil and stupidity ever produced in
the universe. I do not presume that they are either evil or stupid for
their beliefs, but respectfully disagree. That's what "diversity" really
means - or perhaps you feel, in an Orwellian way, that some forms of
diversity are more equal than others?

I fail to see the problem with being open-minded about the POSSIBILITY that
the evolution which produced today's plethora of life was the result of
some entity or force instead of a completely random process. That this
possibility frightens you to the degree apparent in your web site, or that
you lack the philosophical or intellectual ability to be able to give it
fair and even-handed consideration, says a great deal more about your own
(ahem) intelligence, personal deficiencies, and insecurities than it does
about those you attempt to lampoon.

Nonetheless, I think that it's important that you and your type continue to
publish as much superior-minded, look-down-you-nose stuff like this as
possible, in as many places and as publicly and frequently as you
can. While you're at it, don't forget to post maps of "Jesusland" and
other graphics and words denigrating anyone who is stupid and ignorant
enough to have devout religious belief, Christian being of course the worst
of the lot.

See how it advances you and your agenda at the ballot box.

Cheers

Rob Thompson <Email Removed per his later request>

Rob changes his mind. And I am highly skeptical about the "threats".
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Mr Henderson-

I challenged you to post my letter to you and you did. Thank you.

However, I have been deluged with people who are frequenters of your site loading my e-mail box with all sorts of things, including solicitations and, unfortunately, threats.

I will therefore request that you remove any mention of my e-mail address from your website immediately, before something terrible happens to me or my family.

I thank you in advance.

Rob Thompson


HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   ©allum {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:30 AM

Word, FSM owns. I even put Flying Spaghetti Monsterist on my census forms bluetongue.gif
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:32 AM

Maddox as in the kid from Taiwan who grabs Angelina Jolies boobs?
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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#4 {lang:macro__useroffline}   ©allum {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:35 AM

Maddox as in this Maddox
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Snowy {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:43 AM

Hey I think the other Taiwan Maddox is wayyyyy more brave...grabbing her big ol (cspace edit)
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   ©allum {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:47 AM

Taiwan Maddox is her adopted son though. And he's what? 3 years old? Maddox Maddox owns Taiwan Maddox.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:49 AM

TAIWAN MADDOX OWNS J00 HE GETS JOLIE BOOBIE ACTION AND YOU DONT
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:53 AM

Unless he has severe Oedipus Complex, I doubt it'll continue after he's 5.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:00 AM

Freud to the rescue >_> If I was him and I would so grab my mommies boobies. Because she aint really his mom ya know
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:03 AM

Still, he'd go through life with her as his mum bluetongue.gif So, I'd doubt he'll continue to get Jolie boobie action.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:04 AM

*ims Maddox* DUDE GET SOME BOOBIE ACTION TILL YOUR 18!!! THEN DO HER!!!
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:06 AM

The long term effects of botox which we don't know about yet will have kicked in by then, so Jolie'll look like Predator by the time he's 18 coolgleamA.gif
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 09:48 PM

Predator is hot.... Tomb Raider vs. Predator. TRVP YAY


Btw Jolie is like Connery....beauty lasts for ever for those peeps 2eyes.gif
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FLying spaghetti monster!Well

Well here i am, wondering why there wasn't any explosions after i SCREAMED "FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER" and nothing happens.
Yes, yes i ma trying to challenge this rubbish bluetongue.gif
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:18 PM

lol though i am pleased to know there is some resonable explanation as to why the global temperature is rising.

None of this pollution rubbish. We must save the pirates!
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