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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 12:06 AM

DID YOU KNOW...


If more than half of your t-shirts are black, you and all of your freinds are automatically goth AND emo at the same time, and therefore should subdue to anybody who isn't and deems themself better than you.

Same goes for if you like any rock bands, unless they're old school rock from before '95. Same for if you dont like rap.


If any girl that isn't in the Gothic Emo group talks to you, they're called whores, banned from society, and treated as if they gave some old guy down the street head.

If any of your jeans are ripped, or if you wear wallet chains (even if they came attatched to your wallet), you're automatically in the Gothic Emo group too.

If you wear skater shoes but don't skate proffessionally, you're a poser. Same rules apply as for Gothic Emo people.

Gothism is NOT a form of christianity, its a freak cult that worships the devil and are all going to hell.
'Cool' people that cut themselves and have tried to commit suicide several times are not emo, but if you wear black clothes you are.

If a cool guy and a gothic emo dated the same person before, the cool person is called extremely lucky for getting her and the gothic emo is called a freak for even thinking of being with her.

Hot gothic emo girls are called ugly, but lardasses with buzzed hair and facial hair go right up in there with paris hilton, as long as they know the chorus to at least one 50 cent song. But if the gothic emo one knows a chorus, it's cuz she only hopes she might someday be as cool as everyone else.

If you call a gothic emo person an emo more than twice, you are automatically cool. No matter what.



Well, did you?

I didn't either, until one of my old freinds who became too cool for me cleared things up for me.

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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   asyluman {lang:icon}

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 01:03 AM

What are you, goth emo?

Haha, j/k. bluetongue.gif

But really, why'd ye post this?
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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Phieta {lang:icon}

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 01:05 AM

Best. Post. EVAR.

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 01:44 AM

That post is so racis... er, sexi... xenopho... er.... what's the word I'm looking for? Argh!!!

Emos rule!
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:45 AM

For those of you that don't get it, the entire post was sarcasm. Im just pissed at the people who ****ing stereotype me and my freinds as goths just because I wear black shirts more than not black shirts.



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Jesus says:
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT

...........______.............__.........................
........../\__ _\.........../\ \........................
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.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
./\______\....\_\ \__./\ \/\ \.\ \ \\`\./\__, `\/\______\
.\/______/..../\_____\\ \_\ \_\.\ \_\\_\\/\____/\/______/
..............\/_____/.\/_/\/_/..\/_//_/.\/___/..........



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Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:57 AM

Lol bluetongue.gif , nice post. I agree with everything you said exept the and rock part. I like rap and rock equaly TheSmile.gif.

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:58 AM

QUOTE(Alpha Weapon @ Apr 12 2006, 09:44 PM)
That post is so racis... er, sexi... xenopho... er....  what's the word I'm looking for?  Argh!!!

Emos rule!
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Depressing? bluetongue.gif


Yeah, if you really want to know, the Goths were a race in the 900-1500s. And they kicked so much ***.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:16 AM

Some guy up the street has a bumper sticker that says, "If you're so Goth, where were you when we sacked Byzantium?" coolgleamA.gif
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 07:38 AM

Paris Hilton isn't hot. She looks like she crawled out from the smouldering wreckage of a recently exploded plastic factory.

Also, I didn't know most of that :O

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Some guy up the street has a bumper sticker that says, "If you're so Goth, where were you when we sacked Byzantium?" coolgleamA.gif
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 07:41 AM

I have nothing but black t -shirts and pants...and I BEAT up goths and emos.
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
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Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
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Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

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You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 07:49 AM

Don't beat up emos, they do that themselves coolgleamA.gif
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:04 AM

Yeah but they use weapons....fists are better
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!

Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.

Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.

*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:16 PM

The real definition of emo is in the song "I must be emo" by hollywood undead

Black clothes are nice because they dont get messed up as easily (fading, spills, stains, ets)


YOU EMO!

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:56 PM

QUOTE(snowyman000 @ Apr 13 2006, 04:04 AM)
Yeah but they use weapons....fists are better
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Paris Hilton isn't hot. She looks like she crawled out from the smouldering wreckage of a recently exploded plastic factory.

Also, I didn't know most of that :O

Dud, Paris is hot TheSmile.gif. Exept she has small you know whats sad.gif. I mean if I was like 20 somthin and she said, "O Bespetna, you hot sexy little jolly rancher on my tounge. You melt in my mouth! Well you marry me." I would be like hell yes (especuly if she is still rich TheSmile.gif).

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 09:53 PM

Very interesting stuff, if you really care what other people say and believe in that sterotypical bs.

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