Did you know? These are all true facts.
#1
Posted 13 April 2006 - 12:06 AM
If more than half of your t-shirts are black, you and all of your freinds are automatically goth AND emo at the same time, and therefore should subdue to anybody who isn't and deems themself better than you.
Same goes for if you like any rock bands, unless they're old school rock from before '95. Same for if you dont like rap.
If any girl that isn't in the Gothic Emo group talks to you, they're called whores, banned from society, and treated as if they gave some old guy down the street head.
If any of your jeans are ripped, or if you wear wallet chains (even if they came attatched to your wallet), you're automatically in the Gothic Emo group too.
If you wear skater shoes but don't skate proffessionally, you're a poser. Same rules apply as for Gothic Emo people.
Gothism is NOT a form of christianity, its a freak cult that worships the devil and are all going to hell.
'Cool' people that cut themselves and have tried to commit suicide several times are not emo, but if you wear black clothes you are.
If a cool guy and a gothic emo dated the same person before, the cool person is called extremely lucky for getting her and the gothic emo is called a freak for even thinking of being with her.
Hot gothic emo girls are called ugly, but lardasses with buzzed hair and facial hair go right up in there with paris hilton, as long as they know the chorus to at least one 50 cent song. But if the gothic emo one knows a chorus, it's cuz she only hopes she might someday be as cool as everyone else.
If you call a gothic emo person an emo more than twice, you are automatically cool. No matter what.
Well, did you?
I didn't either, until one of my old freinds who became too cool for me cleared things up for me.

p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
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#5
Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:45 AM

p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
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.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
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#7
Posted 13 April 2006 - 02:58 AM
Emos rule!
Depressing?

Yeah, if you really want to know, the Goths were a race in the 900-1500s. And they kicked so much ***.
#9
Posted 13 April 2006 - 07:38 AM
Also, I didn't know most of that :O

I lol'd


#10
Posted 13 April 2006 - 07:41 AM
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#12
Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:04 AM
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#14
Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:56 PM
If someone tryed to beat me up I have a lighter in my pocket (not at school though).
Also, I didn't know most of that :O
Dud, Paris is hot



This post has been edited by bespetna: 13 April 2006 - 09:02 PM
#15
Posted 13 April 2006 - 09:53 PM
This post has been edited by Elvenblader5: 13 April 2006 - 09:53 PM