[Phieta]

This really works! I cannot believe it worked.

HOW TO TURN SIX CHILDREN INTO SIX THOUSAND CHILDREN

READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! IT DOES WORK!

I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through websites, just like you are now,and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of children within weeks with only an initial investment of 6 children (you can find children anywhere)! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send 1 child to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6. No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: "What have I got to lose except 6 children, right?" Then I invested the measly 6 children. Well GUESS WHAT!?... within 7 days, I started getting children in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the children just kept coming in. In my first week, I got about 25. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over 1,000! In the third week I had over 10,000 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over 42,000 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth 6 children, and 6 boxes, I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, WHY it works... Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start getting more children than you thought possible by doing something so easy!

Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the children come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only 6 children (Plus postage) IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is 38% no risk - it really works! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE.

Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and 50,000 children or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the children made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success.

Here's how it works! Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper "PLEASE TAKE MY CHILDREN I'M A HORRIBLE PARENT." Now, get 6 children and place ONE peice of paper in the child's hands (to prevent thievery). Next, place one child in each of the 6 water heater boxes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed boxes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a child. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail the 6 boxes to the following addresses.

#1) Y. Waite
P.O. Box 3123
Pinehurst, SC 58374

#2) Dr. Ive
P.O. Box 521
Mason, WI 45040

#3) C. Spottgoe
241 Norristown Road
Warminster, PA 18974

#4) Mr. Eeh
4823 20th Ave.
Kenosha, Wi. 53140

#5) B. de la Vega
17 Devil Street
South Inferno, N.Y. 11530

#6) Joe Dillaster
746 Maple Street
Pacific Grove, CA 93950

Now, Take your name, and put it as #6, while moving everyone else up a number. Now, take this message, and spam the bejeezus out of as many newsgroups as you possibly can! That's it! you're all set! Just sit back and wait for the children to come rolling in! It changed my life, and it can change yours too!

-Mr. Encyclopedia

This post has been edited by phieta27: 15 July 2003 - 03:38 AM

[Baseballl]

i dont get it, and it doesnt seem legal

[Phieta]

I must admit, when I posted that I was really clueless as to whether or not it would work. But now, a few days later, babies are starting to arrive in the mail! This worked for me, and it can work for you too! Thanks Mr. Encyclopedia!

[puzz]

Your not putting me in the box!

[cjjones]

i've read a different version of this in one of these hilarious books i've got. the version i read says bundle up your husband, and your bound to get one you like out of the thousands that will come.

[X Zolon]

Er.. this is a little too intelligent..

[Trifang]

I've read this 7 times...I still don't get it...

[Star Jedi]

I... Don't... Get it...

[Dart060]

shessh, if I was the postman I would be stumped.