[Phieta]

I recently unearthed this... thing... that I wrote for my Sophomore English class. (Three school years ago. )

I have no clue what the hell I was doing when I wrote it, but meh. Here it is in its full glory. See how many references you can spot.



Insonnety
Er... welcome to the lands of the insane.
You hear a voice say, "SQUISHY!" at full strength
while artichokes are fun. The falling rain
brings snowing pies of doom that smile at length.
"The SHOES!," a crazy kiddie yells. "With cheese!
Quite naturally durn straight." Eat some Spam.
Come stay awhile; you fit in with the bees.
It's eeny-meeny-miny-mo, then WHAM!
Now chat with just a smile. We're all a leet.
Indeed, this realm is off so much that if
you had to live in here then you would beat
the record for thingummywhatness. PIFF!
See, no one knows why this makes sense (yet none).
It's random nothing, which makes it so fun!



I got a 10/10 grade on it, by the way.

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All hail the Cap'n!