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TRELAWNEY: Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! There is totally a big scary black dog following you!
HARRY: You get paid for this?
RON: Hermione! When’d you get here?
HERMIONE: Pshhhh, I was here the whole time. Also, this class sucks. Which I know, because I was here the whole time. My Ancient Runes class is a lot better.
RON: Wait a minute… aren’t Runes and Divination at the same time?
HERMIONE: …Yes.
RON: So how are you taking two classes at once?
HERMIONE: I’m not, stupid.
RON: Except… for the part… where you totally are…?
HERMIONE: …
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#887
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:22 AM
You keep posting the parts I'd been looking at. ._o
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:23 AM
NEVILLE: *changes Snape into Drag Queen Grandma Snape*
DRAG QUEEN GRANDMA SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
RON: *changes giant spider into giant roller-skating spider*
PARVATI: *changes a snake into a GIANT SCARY CLOWN JACK-IN-THE BOX*
HARRY: Dude, you’re not helping.
LUPIN: Go on, Harry! I’m sure none of the things you’ve witnessed in your life would give the other students heart attacks at all!
HARRY: *conjures a dementor*
LUPIN: AHHH! CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
DRAG QUEEN GRANDMA SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
RON: *changes giant spider into giant roller-skating spider*
PARVATI: *changes a snake into a GIANT SCARY CLOWN JACK-IN-THE BOX*
HARRY: Dude, you’re not helping.
LUPIN: Go on, Harry! I’m sure none of the things you’ve witnessed in your life would give the other students heart attacks at all!
HARRY: *conjures a dementor*
LUPIN: AHHH! CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:24 AM
XD
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:25 AM
HARRY: Where’s Professor Lupin?
SNAPE: MOONING AROUND somewhere, I’m sure. In other news, today’s lesson is on WEREWOLVES. Can anyone enlighten the audience on the difference between a WEREWOLF and an animagus?
HERMIONE: Yes! A werewolf can’t help changing into an animal and doesn’t remember who he is, while an animagus chooses to change and can control himself.
SNAPE: Correct. FIVE THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
HERMIONE: I—but the—adda—wibba—
SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!
CLASS: *grumble grumble homework grumble*
DRACO (writing):
Mr. Harry Potter
Draco Potter
Draco Malfoy-Potter
Mr. and Mr. Malfoy-Potter
DRACO/HARRY SHIPPERS: YAY!
SNAPE: MOONING AROUND somewhere, I’m sure. In other news, today’s lesson is on WEREWOLVES. Can anyone enlighten the audience on the difference between a WEREWOLF and an animagus?
HERMIONE: Yes! A werewolf can’t help changing into an animal and doesn’t remember who he is, while an animagus chooses to change and can control himself.
SNAPE: Correct. FIVE THOUSAND POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
HERMIONE: I—but the—adda—wibba—
SNAPE: I want two rolls of parchment on WEREWOLVES by tomorrow, including what WEREWOLVES look like, how to detect WEREWOLVES in the faculty of a British boarding school for wizards, and the definition of the Latin word “lupus.” CLASS DISMISSED!
CLASS: *grumble grumble homework grumble*
DRACO (writing):
Mr. Harry Potter
Draco Potter
Draco Malfoy-Potter
Mr. and Mr. Malfoy-Potter
DRACO/HARRY SHIPPERS: YAY!
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:25 AM
Haha. XD!
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:27 AM
HERMIONE: You wanna come closer?
RON: Ew, you have cooties!
HERMIONE: To the Shack.
RON: The Shack also has cooties!
DRACO: Weasley and the Mudblood, sitting in a tree!
DRACO’S HAT: *sneers furrily*
CRABBE AND GOYLE: HA HA!
INVISIBLE HARRY: *wreaks snowy vengeance*
DRACO: *runs off crying for Daddy*
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:27 AM
Hee hee... *sneers furrily*
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:28 AM
LUPIN: So. The better the memory, the better the Patronus. Go!
DEMENTOR-IN-A-BOX: RAAAAAA!!
HARRY: *falls over*
LUPIN: No dice, Frodo. Think of something better.
HARRY: Well… I have this memory… actually it wasn’t a very happy memory, and really it wasn’t even a memory, it was just something I saw in a magic mirror, but…
LUPIN: Go!
HARRY: *produces a giant shield of light*
LUPIN: Wow! You held off a fake Dementor with a fake memory! Let's just assume that'll work with a real one!
DEMENTOR-IN-A-BOX: RAAAAAA!!
HARRY: *falls over*
LUPIN: No dice, Frodo. Think of something better.
HARRY: Well… I have this memory… actually it wasn’t a very happy memory, and really it wasn’t even a memory, it was just something I saw in a magic mirror, but…
LUPIN: Go!
HARRY: *produces a giant shield of light*
LUPIN: Wow! You held off a fake Dementor with a fake memory! Let's just assume that'll work with a real one!
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:29 AM
Dementory-In-A-Box! XD
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:30 AM
SNAPE: POTTER!
HARRY: AHHHH!
SNAPE: Hand it over. REVEALUS SECRETUS!
THE MAP: Messrs. Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs kindly ask you to kiss this map’s {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace}.
SNAPE: FIVE MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
LUPIN: Hi, I’ll take that. Take your greasiness back to bed plzkthnx.
SNAPE: *sour face*
SOUR FACE: *looks like this: (X^( *
HARRY: AHHHH!
SNAPE: Hand it over. REVEALUS SECRETUS!
THE MAP: Messrs. Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs kindly ask you to kiss this map’s {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace}.
SNAPE: FIVE MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
LUPIN: Hi, I’ll take that. Take your greasiness back to bed plzkthnx.
SNAPE: *sour face*
SOUR FACE: *looks like this: (X^( *
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:31 AM
Lawl.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:32 AM
TRELAWNEY: Ooooo, ahhhhhh, I see lots of skepticism in your future, Miss Granger. Also, a book will be your date to the prom.
HERMIONE: {expletive ninja'd by Cspace} YOUR COSMIC {expletive hax0rd by Cspace}!
HARRY AND RON: *back away slowly*
CRYSTAL BALL: *also backs away slowly*
HARRY: Oh, hell, I’d better go take the crystal ball back to Professor Trelawney.
CRYSTAL BALL: Haaaaarry… Haaaaaarry…
HARRY: AHHH! Get out of my school supplies, Crazy Gary Oldman!
TRELAWNEY: TONIGHT THE DARK LORD’S SERVANT WILL RETURN TO HIS MASTER AND DEATH WILL STALK US ALL!
HARRY: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
TRELAWNEY: What? I said “Thanks for bringing back my crystal ball.”
HARRY: *runs for his life*
HERMIONE: {expletive ninja'd by Cspace} YOUR COSMIC {expletive hax0rd by Cspace}!
HARRY AND RON: *back away slowly*
CRYSTAL BALL: *also backs away slowly*
HARRY: Oh, hell, I’d better go take the crystal ball back to Professor Trelawney.
CRYSTAL BALL: Haaaaarry… Haaaaaarry…
HARRY: AHHH! Get out of my school supplies, Crazy Gary Oldman!
TRELAWNEY: TONIGHT THE DARK LORD’S SERVANT WILL RETURN TO HIS MASTER AND DEATH WILL STALK US ALL!
HARRY: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
TRELAWNEY: What? I said “Thanks for bringing back my crystal ball.”
HARRY: *runs for his life*
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:32 AM
Oh my. XD
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:34 AM
Harry jumps Sirius and gets his chokehold on.
LUPIN [rushing in]: Harry, no! EXPELLIARMUS!
THE KIDS: Lupin!
SIRIUS: Remus!
LUPIN: Sirius!
SIRIUS: Hug!
HERMIONE: Werewolf!
RON AND HARRY: What?
SNAPE: BLACK!
THE KIDS: Snape!
SNAPE: EXPELLIARMUS!
LUPIN: Noooo!
SIRIUS: Pettigrew!
THE KIDS: What?
SIRIUS: Map!
LUPIN: Dead!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SNAPE: Christ, you two bicker like an old married couple.
LUPIN [rushing in]: Harry, no! EXPELLIARMUS!
THE KIDS: Lupin!
SIRIUS: Remus!
LUPIN: Sirius!
SIRIUS: Hug!
HERMIONE: Werewolf!
RON AND HARRY: What?
SNAPE: BLACK!
THE KIDS: Snape!
SNAPE: EXPELLIARMUS!
LUPIN: Noooo!
SIRIUS: Pettigrew!
THE KIDS: What?
SIRIUS: Map!
LUPIN: Dead!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SIRIUS: No!
LUPIN: Yes!
SNAPE: Christ, you two bicker like an old married couple.
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”