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seanmarch24 
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:44 PM
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
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seanmarch24
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Posted 11 June 2003 - 10:47 PM
Your momma is soooo stupid retards call her dumb.
Your mommas house is soo small, a kid threw a brick at it and hit everyone in the house.
Your momma's breath kicks sooo bad, the ice cream man gave her a listerene popsycle.
Your momma's soo ugly that when she went to the nudie beach the whales were pushing her back into the water.
- those are just some of the ones i thought of and stuff...
Your mommas house is soo small, a kid threw a brick at it and hit everyone in the house.
Your momma's breath kicks sooo bad, the ice cream man gave her a listerene popsycle.
Your momma's soo ugly that when she went to the nudie beach the whales were pushing her back into the water.
- those are just some of the ones i thought of and stuff...
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
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Posted 13 June 2003 - 08:16 PM
-your mamma is so fat she jumped in the sir and got stuck
-your mamma is so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs
Ok, I'm feeling too evil now
-your mamma is so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs
Ok, I'm feeling too evil now
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Posted 14 June 2003 - 07:46 PM
Your momma is so fat she has a real horse on her polo shirt
Join me in my fight to save the insanity of these boards and of the world!!!
Viva la insanity
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Posted 16 June 2003 - 03:27 AM
ok now for mine hehehehehehehe.
Your mamas so fat your dad came home and said it chilly out and she ran out with a spoon.
Your mama so fat she walking down the street in yellow and ppl were shouting TAXI.
your mama so fat she thought a weiner dog was a hot dog.
Your mamas sh stupid she failed an iq test with a .00000000000000000000001 iq.
she is so stupid she asked how to open a door.
she is so stupid she needed to ask directions to the front door.
looooool.I am so evil and i like it .oooooooooooohh yeeeeaahhhh.
Your mamas so fat your dad came home and said it chilly out and she ran out with a spoon.
Your mama so fat she walking down the street in yellow and ppl were shouting TAXI.
your mama so fat she thought a weiner dog was a hot dog.
Your mamas sh stupid she failed an iq test with a .00000000000000000000001 iq.
she is so stupid she asked how to open a door.
she is so stupid she needed to ask directions to the front door.
looooool.I am so evil and i like it .oooooooooooohh yeeeeaahhhh.
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seanmarch24
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Posted 18 June 2003 - 09:12 PM
-your momma is so old, in 3rd grade she sat behind Jesus
-Your momma is so old, she server the last supper
LOL
-Your momma is so old, she server the last supper
LOL
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
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seanmarch24
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Posted 18 June 2003 - 09:13 PM
Your momma is so fat she never got married because there wasnt a wedding dress to fit her
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
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seanmarch24
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Posted 19 June 2003 - 02:29 PM
LOL!!! i like the one with the polo shirt
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
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Posted 20 June 2003 - 04:09 AM
ur momma so, you cant even tell if shes a she
ur momma so dumb, dinos w/ the brain size of a nut is smatrer........................ like drag said i feel evil
ur momma so dumb, dinos w/ the brain size of a nut is smatrer........................ like drag said i feel evil
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Posted 29 June 2003 - 11:47 PM
your mommas teeth are so yellow i cant belive its not butter
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Posted 14 July 2003 - 08:55 PM
ur momma is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
ur momma is so dumb wen someone rings the doorbell she goes ding dong
if thats funny wats ur mum in a bikini
thats all of em
i feel so evil now
ur momma is so dumb wen someone rings the doorbell she goes ding dong
if thats funny wats ur mum in a bikini
thats all of em
i feel so evil now
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 11:20 PM
your mommas breath is so bad that whenever she breathes her teeth duck
your mommas glasses are so thick everytime she looks at a map she thinks she can see ppl waving
you mommas so stupid she got locked in the tiolet aand crapped herself
your mommas glasses are so thick everytime she looks at a map she thinks she can see ppl waving
you mommas so stupid she got locked in the tiolet aand crapped herself