[Res]

Deliver wisdom to us. Give random tips/pointers/advice that may SEEM useless, but will surprise us all when it comes in handy one day.
Keep comments... fairly sane and on topic. Don't let this be overrun by insanity.

For starters:
Test the water depth at the beach before you say " watch this".

ALWAYS tip delivery people. Think about it. They spend entire car rides to your place with your food.

Always be careful trying to find out the truth of a thing. If you're smart, you'll probably manage to find it, and if you're stupid you'll just end up hurting yourself.

Make an /assist hotkey and don't over agro.

Never camp the entrance to a free access respawn dungeon. You will be trained by players zoning both ways and nobody will care. It'll be like sitting on a highway.

Let's hear 'em.

[Jake]

Never take IQ tests too seriously. In the end you will look like a jacka**.

Learn the difference between noob and newb. It will make you look like less of an a*s

Learn the difference between hacker & cracker.

If you get into a fight where the other guy is all in your face trying to look like a harda** just realize these 3 things
1.) He dosent want to fight. He wants to impress his friends.
2.) He probably can't fight and is afraid of getting hurt.
3.) A well placed jab will end him (for about 5 minutes )

To men:
You are not God's gift to women with a 1337-capped pimping skill.
To women:
Dressing like a prostitute will not get you any respect.

If you are playing a shooter that has VoIP and your voice hasn't changed yet. Please don't scream. It hurts us.

The 3 rules of the internet

Rule 1: Everyone is a guy, until they send you pictures, even then it's still a guy.

Rule 2: Everyone is a guy until they send you a nude picture, even then it's probably still a guy.

Rule 3: Everyone is still a guy, until you meet them in real life.

In fps games the shotgun/sniper/ar/grenade launcher isn't cheap. Using right trigger is cheap.

People that have "attempted suicide" not only have failed life, but have failed at failing life.

The above is a paradox. And trying to comprehend it can make your head hurt if you take things too seriously.

Internet. It's serious business.

Always keep an extra light source on hand, because if you ever caught in the dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

The numa guy was funny.

For about 20 minutes.

Blindly quoting the propaganda in the media will not only make you sound like a complete and utter tool. It will make you very popular with the %50 of this nation that are of "below average intelligence"

There is a normally vast difference in between satire and "blatantly offensive douchebaggery". However, the line can be quite fine at times.

[Bobette]

To women:
Dressing like a prostitute will not get you any respect.

Lovely


and so true.

[Jake]

To women:
Dressing like a prostitute will not get you any respect.

Lovely


and so true.

*bows*

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I'm done adding stuff.

[Zoo]

Don't walk up to a person holding an animal and grab for it or otherwise touch it without asking if it's ok first.

[Res]

Do not pee on electric fences. You'll only do so once before you figure it out.

Polar bears are the most vicious killers in the aminal kingdom.

Don't talk during movies. It makes people hate you.

Don't drink milk before you sleep the night before a test.

[Bobette]

Say what you mean and mean what you say, with the exception of obvious joking.

Sit up properly while eating, unless you'd like your dinner lodged in your nasal passages.

Listen in order to understand, THEN ask questions.

[©allum]

it's never a girl.

[Zoo]

People that have "attempted suicide" not only have failed life, but have failed at failing life.

Some people just will not understand what drove you to attempt suicide, or why you might even consider it at all. They're not necessarily bad people or anything like that, they just haven't been there, and do not understand that thinking about or trying that is not "failing life," it's "wanting the pain to end so badly you're ready to do pretty much anything, and you don't know what else to do". Find someone who has been there if you need to talk about anything of that sort.

[x..]

Do not pee on electric fences. You'll only do so once before you figure it out.

*giggle*

*points at electrified pants*




Yeah, we are dirty.

[©allum]

People that have "attempted suicide" not only have failed life, but have failed at failing life.

Some people just will not understand what drove you to attempt suicide, or why you might even consider it at all. They're not necessarily bad people or anything like that, they just haven't been there, and do not understand that thinking about or trying that is not "failing life," it's "wanting the pain to end so badly you're ready to do pretty much anything, and you don't know what else to do". Find someone who has been there if you need to talk about anything of that sort.

I agree with this.