[Nazē.]

I'd observe the complex and unusual sensation of having my feelings physically punched.

WWYDI you were told to wear a crown of strawberries?

[Bobette]

I'd choose to instead ingest that crown.

WWYD If I offered you Paella?

[Bespetna]

Go to dictionary.com
a Spanish dish prepared by simmering together chicken, seafood, rice, vegetables, and saffron and other seasonings.

WWYD
I told you to get in my tank so we can blow some houses down

[Nazē.]

Stare at you with an incredulous look and then promptly walk away.

WWYDI the interwebs got eaten?

[Bobette]

Make new intarwebs.

WWYD If all existing literature were translated in LOLCat, every other translation being destroyed?

[Nazē.]

Wonder who did it and how long it took them.

WWYDI you splinched yourself?

[Bobette]

Hope that Essence of Dittany could help it. Owe.

What would you do if a large serpent crawled out from your grandmother's neck?

[Nazē.]

Scream and run away.

WWYDI everytime you got a glass of water, it turned into ink?

[Bobette]

I'd drink milk or fruit juice instead, and use the ink with a quill.


What would you do if you were attacked by a rabid leper squirrel, and were quarantined?

[Nazē.]

Not sure, actually.

WWYDI a sunflower seed exploded in your hand?

[Bespetna]

get more sunflower seeds

WWYD
If I gave you the new Korn album (untitled)
It {expletive ninja'd by Cspace}in rocks

[Nazē.]

Listen to it. I suppose? Then use it as a frisbee. ;D

WWYDI you woke up from this dream?

[Bespetna]

smoke a joint
WWYD
If I invited you to headband for a 3 days strait and be in the world records book

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

Headbang for those three days, then see a a physiotherapist.

WWYDI I made you watch the "It's Over 9000!" video for 2 months straight?

[Ratty]

Start saying "It's over 9000" to you for 2 months straight.

WWYD if I ignored you for a week?