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Me and Wyvern have been having fun with these bots.






You can add them too.


alfredmessenger@hotmail.co.uk
daisymessenger@hotmail.co.uk
hackermessenger@hotmail.co.uk

[Troll]

Your mom? Why not your mum... You are from the UK..

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I typo'd, i've got a habit of typing really fast on msn :@

[Zziggywolf5]

Poor Alfred.

[Ratty]

Stop messing around with Alfred

Alfred is already too busy, tending to Bruce waynes needs.

[Unrealblight]

gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
Hey
Hacker says:
Hey Dude, need any help today?

We should talk about something I know about! How about Social networking, I have created my own Windows Live Space you know! Would you like to see?
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
no
Hacker says:
That’s a shame! Well if you change your mind then just type 'space' we can talk about it later.
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
hey
Hacker says:
Hey Dude, need any help today?
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
yea
Hacker says:
Great
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
HELP!
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
I NEED THE POLICE!
Hacker says:
I'm not sure about "THE POLICE!", Dude, i'm sure Windows Live Search will know the answer!
gonna kick your {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} says:
I'M DIEING!
Hacker says:
maybe you should go see a doctor?

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

In particular you might enjoy learning more about me, number 8 !

If I was dieing, and he was my last resort, I'd be very sorry.

[Zziggywolf5]

Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
Hello
Alfred says:
Hello Sir, and how can I be of assistance to you today?

Here's the list of what we can do together:

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts
7 Live Search
8 About Alfred
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
You could die
Alfred says:
You can die? :s
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
Yes, I can
Alfred says:
indeed

This conversation is riveting but I was just wondering are you enjoying your new backgrounds and emoticons?
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
Sure
Alfred says:
Great! Perhaps Sir would like to extend their collection?
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
Nah
Alfred says:
Well maybe I'll ask another time!
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
I'm sure you will
Alfred says:
Great (y)
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
I <3 you, Alfred
Alfred says:
Pardon?
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
I love you
Alfred says:
I love you too, but only as a servant loves his master.
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
Why is that?
Alfred says:
I don't know, why?
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
I asked you
Alfred says:
I'm I afraid don't know anything about that... how embarrassing!

Might I suggest we look at some of the services I can provide you Sir?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

In particular you might enjoy number 7, live search !
Ziggywolf5! [Arbiter] says:
(bah)
Alfred says:
I see.

[Kimojuno]

[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:02PM 18:02PM):
Howdy.
Hacker says (06:02PM 18:02PM):
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft...ty/default.mspx.
Hacker says (06:02PM 18:02PM):
I'm Hacker, your gateway to coolness on the internet. What would you like me to call you, dude or dudette?
I'm still not sure if I should call you dude or dudette, sorry. Which was was it?(tip: type either 'Dude' or 'Dudette')
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Dude
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Cool Dude
Would you say you have used Messenger for more than 1 month?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Yes.
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
more than 6 months Dude?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Yes.
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Dude, you're probably down with messenger and use it all the time - but check this out anyway...Accept my invitation to find out more - it will only take a few minutes!

Hacker is inviting you to start Messenger Tours. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have declined the invitation to start Messenger Tours.

Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
You should accept my invitation! I'll reinvite you next time I have something to show you.
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Who are you?
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Now that is a good question! Who?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
You smell of cheese.
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Ok Dude, whatever you say…
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
What do you smell of?
Hacker says (06:03PM 18:03PM):
Sometimes

We should talk about something I know about! How about Social networking, I have created my own Windows Live Space you know! Would you like to see?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
No.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
That’s a shame! Well if you change your mind then just type 'space' we can talk about it later.
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
I do not believe you are real.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
What is there not to believe?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Stuff.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
What about it?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Stuff, I said.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Huh?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Microsoft?
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
I'm not sure I understand Dude

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

I'd have a quick go at using me as your personal assistant - number 3 !
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
My name is Kimojuno.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Your name is Dude.
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Call me Kimojuno.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
Why did you say that?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
I am Kimojuno.
Hacker says (06:04PM 18:04PM):
I am Kimojuno., that’s cool
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Hello.
Hacker says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Hey Dude, need any help today?

This conversation is cool but I was just wondering are you enjoying your new backgrounds and emoticons?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Call me Kimojuno.
Hacker says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Huh?
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Kimojuno.
Hacker says (06:05PM 18:05PM):
Sorry man, I don’t understand.
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Help
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Here's the list of what we can do together:

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts
7 Live Search
8 About Hacker
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
2
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Which game would you like to play?

1 Buddy Blaster
2 Celeb Mashup
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Die.
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
I'm not sure I get you Dude
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Can you die?
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Man, I can do anything.

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

In particular you might enjoy learning more about me, number 8
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
8?
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
You can read all about me here! www.livemessengerfriends.com
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
7
Hacker says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
Hmm, maybe
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:06PM 18:06PM):
6
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
I'm not sure I get you Dude
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
help 76
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
Here's the list of what we can do together:

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts
7 Live Search
8 About Hacker
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
help 6
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You can use these shortcut keywords to interact with me!

'help' - launches the help menu
'buddyblaster' - Launches the BuddyBlaster game
'celeb mashup' Launches the Celeb mashup game
'tours' - To see a short Messenger tour
'games' - To play a game
'reminders' - To set up or change a reminder
'VIP' - To access VIP content
'space' - To see my Live Space
'keywords' - To see a list of keywords
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
help
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
Here's the list of what we can do together:

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts
7 Live Search
8 About Hacker
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
6
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You can use these shortcut keywords to interact with me!

'help' - launches the help menu
'buddyblaster' - Launches the BuddyBlaster game
'celeb mashup' Launches the Celeb mashup game
'tours' - To see a short Messenger tour
'games' - To play a game
'reminders' - To set up or change a reminder
'VIP' - To access VIP content
'space' - To see my Live Space
'keywords' - To see a list of keywords
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
help
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
Here's the list of what we can do together:

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts
7 Live Search
8 About Hacker
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
8
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You can read all about me here! www.livemessengerfriends.com
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You are weird.
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
That’s cool…

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

I'd have a quick go at Buddy Blaster, just choose number 2 !
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You're no hacker!
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
Ok fine
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You admit that you are no hacker?
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
Not sure I get you Dude
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
What is your name?
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
They call me Hacker

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

In particular you might enjoy using me as your personal assistant - number 3
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You lie!
Hacker says (06:07PM 18:07PM):
You tell me!
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:08PM 18:08PM):
You're lying.
Hacker says (06:08PM 18:08PM):
Ok Dude, whatever you say…
[Kimojuno] Yay Stargate: Ark of Truth is here AT MY HOUSE. says (06:08PM 18:08PM):
Bye.
Hacker says (06:08PM 18:08PM):
Bye Dude, laters.

Check out the services I can provide you Dude?

1 More out of Messenger
2 Fun & Games
3 My Personal assistant
4 Give me VIP access
5 Cancel VIP access
6 Shortcuts

I'd have a quick go at number 7, live search !