[©allum]

Two friends become philosophical after a friends funeral, here is a conversation between the two:
"I know how I want to die," says one, "I want to go in a flash of honour."
The other replies, "I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not yelling and screaming like his passengers."

lolololol, hilarious.

[yhcln5]

i lkie the 2nd part

[cuppas]

*Edited because of content, User Warned*

This post has been edited by X Zolon: 06 August 2003 - 03:32 AM

[©allum]

EDIT: oh sorry Zolon, i didnt see that you edited cuppas's post not the joke! *slaps self for not reading all the post*

This post has been edited by Leftyy: 06 August 2003 - 04:38 AM

[cjjones]

*slaps leftyy for stealing my funny joke* - i told him this in rl.

[©allum]

Well you steal all my jokes, so I'm just getting one back.

[cjjones]

spose so, *slaps leftyy again anyway for revenge of revenge* (mods, we aren't fighting, only play-fighting, we're good friends in rl)

[©allum]

*pulls out hand held nuclear bomb and bombs cjjones* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[cjjones]

*wriths in agony, and thinks of requesting move to insanity board, despite the fact it is a joke*

[©allum]

*smashes cjjones in the head with a baseball bat, then crumples over and dies in agony from radiation*

[Dragonman]

Lol, no more spam guys. Remember that this is the Joke Forum.

[cjjones]

your laughing, and like you said it's the joke forum, and jokes make you laugh, do they not??? ok, i'll stop being defiant and listen *pretends to sob and hopes dragonman believes it*