Greg Giraldo died today.
Guess he wasn't the Last Comic Standing.
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So. Today
#4
Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:31 PM
"If Greg Giraldo is cremated, will that be the 'Greg Giraldo Roast'?"
--Gilbert Gottfried
--Gilbert Gottfried
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
--K
#5
Posted 30 September 2010 - 07:40 PM
Oh come on, you know he would have come up with the same kind of pun had it been anyone else.
I think he'd approve.
I think he'd approve.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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