[Ferret Overlord]

As you all know, tomorrow is the beginning of Anti-Christmas. But not many people know about the Anti-Christmas. So I've decided to educate the non-believers in the way of the anti.

Anti-Christmas was created in 702bc to celebrate the days in which Jesus Christ was not born. Now, at that time, the holiday was around 702 years in length, but we'll get to that later. There were parties every day, with magicians and milk and all sorts of fun stuff. Then it was 0(...BC?) and the festival ended. Clouds gathered and Italy exploded. Again.

The world was devestated. "Who's Jesus?!" they (it) asked. One man even took it into his own hands to stop the birth, but it was too late. The holiday was ruined! A sect sprang up to combat the ending of the holiday of Anti-Christmas, but that was after he was born (go figure). They called themselves the Jews. The Jews had only been around for 3 years before their leader, Mr. Rogers, died of a strange disease. In his memory, they dedicated the days of Anti-Christmas to him. Then they disappeared (Except for meeeee).

Nowadays, everyone celebrates Anti-Christmas. It's a way to get off work and out of school.

So... yeah. That's it. I think I had a little too much cream soda.

Merry Anti-Christmas. Of course, since on Christmas you all recieve presents, on Anti-Christmas, you must give presents. To me.

[Charlie]

I'm unintrigued

[Neraphym]

Yay, and have a happy oldyears!

[Ferret Overlord]

Charlie's lying. I bet she's Mr. Rogers incarnate!

[T3h_Jake]

Oh Emm Geeh, I posted =O

Anyway, Ferret Overlord smells liek dung tbh ;o

[Atilla]

Bindun.

A very merry unbirthday to you too!