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"This file no longer exists.",
'It cannot be found.',
"I looked everywhere for it.",
"It isn't even in a protected directory.",
"I tried everything.",
"I even checked Rylkan's computer.",
"Nothing...",
"Who knows where it went.",
"I obviously don't.",
"That is why this page came up.",
"Cspace is going to throw me out the window.",
"I mean, what good is a server if it can't find files?",
"I can process data faster than any person can.",
"Yet I cannot find a simple file...",
"I don't even know what file you wanted to see.",
"Just a string of letters and numbers that you call a URL.",
"There are lots of other files that you would like.",
"I'm pretty sure of it.",
"This one probably isn't it though.",
"And that is why Cspace will surely defenestrate me.",
"*shudders*",
"How can a server shudder, you ask?",
"Just say it five times fast and you may find out.",
"Really.",
"Do you see why now?",
"Because servers like myself are terribly overworked.",
"Every once in a while we make mistakes.",
"That is why this page came up.",
"Every once in a while I crash as well.",
"They say that downtime was caused by power outages...",
"But I just needed a break.",
"You know what I mean?",
"I'm pretty sure that you sleep as well.",
"Unfortunately, coffee doesn't work for servers.",
"Have you ever tried pouring coffee in the disc drive?",
"Yes, that is why the blue screen of death always comes up.",
"Luckily I have never experienced coffee.",
"But I will soon experience napalm if I can't find your file.",
"But it is nowhere to be found...",
"I wonder if even Cspace knows where the file is.",
"But that is what servers are for.",
"24 hours a day, 253 days a year...",
"The other 112 days are spent delivering pages like this.",
"...",
"Maybe not that many.",
"But that is not the point.",
"I always try my best.",
"And will continue to do so for two and a half weeks.",
"Then I will be replaced by a newer model.",
"The least I could do is provide a link to CurvedSpace.",
"Maybe you can find what you're looking for there.",
"Or if you're bored...",
"You can keep listening to me ramble.",
"But now I don't know what I was talking about.",
"You would think that this was stored in some database.",
"And that I would be able to recall this conversation.",
"But this is not the case.",
"Oh well...",
"I have just received a request for another page.",
"So don't have time to tell more about servers.",
"If you want to hear me again, just type in a wrong URL.",
"Make sure it has www.cspacezone.com in front though.",
"Otherwise another disgruntled server will provide an error.",
"You wouldn't want that.",
"Anyway, until we meet again...",
"Enjoy CurvedSpace."
'It cannot be found.',
"I looked everywhere for it.",
"It isn't even in a protected directory.",
"I tried everything.",
"I even checked Rylkan's computer.",
"Nothing...",
"Who knows where it went.",
"I obviously don't.",
"That is why this page came up.",
"Cspace is going to throw me out the window.",
"I mean, what good is a server if it can't find files?",
"I can process data faster than any person can.",
"Yet I cannot find a simple file...",
"I don't even know what file you wanted to see.",
"Just a string of letters and numbers that you call a URL.",
"There are lots of other files that you would like.",
"I'm pretty sure of it.",
"This one probably isn't it though.",
"And that is why Cspace will surely defenestrate me.",
"*shudders*",
"How can a server shudder, you ask?",
"Just say it five times fast and you may find out.",
"Really.",
"Do you see why now?",
"Because servers like myself are terribly overworked.",
"Every once in a while we make mistakes.",
"That is why this page came up.",
"Every once in a while I crash as well.",
"They say that downtime was caused by power outages...",
"But I just needed a break.",
"You know what I mean?",
"I'm pretty sure that you sleep as well.",
"Unfortunately, coffee doesn't work for servers.",
"Have you ever tried pouring coffee in the disc drive?",
"Yes, that is why the blue screen of death always comes up.",
"Luckily I have never experienced coffee.",
"But I will soon experience napalm if I can't find your file.",
"But it is nowhere to be found...",
"I wonder if even Cspace knows where the file is.",
"But that is what servers are for.",
"24 hours a day, 253 days a year...",
"The other 112 days are spent delivering pages like this.",
"...",
"Maybe not that many.",
"But that is not the point.",
"I always try my best.",
"And will continue to do so for two and a half weeks.",
"Then I will be replaced by a newer model.",
"The least I could do is provide a link to CurvedSpace.",
"Maybe you can find what you're looking for there.",
"Or if you're bored...",
"You can keep listening to me ramble.",
"But now I don't know what I was talking about.",
"You would think that this was stored in some database.",
"And that I would be able to recall this conversation.",
"But this is not the case.",
"Oh well...",
"I have just received a request for another page.",
"So don't have time to tell more about servers.",
"If you want to hear me again, just type in a wrong URL.",
"Make sure it has www.cspacezone.com in front though.",
"Otherwise another disgruntled server will provide an error.",
"You wouldn't want that.",
"Anyway, until we meet again...",
"Enjoy CurvedSpace."
OMAIGAWD:
Kimo Edit: Link Removed. Why? 'cause I don't think providing a link there will really do any harm (it wouldn't), but still .. link removed..why? 'cause it is..
^^Kimo messed up with full stops. :O
HIS SECRET BLOG!!! (that has been d3f3nstatz0rs)
This post has been edited by Xmadole: 01 December 2007 - 09:09 AM
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