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Lawn Gnome Debate
#5
Posted 10 March 2008 - 06:41 PM
The Lawn Gnomes are plotting your demise.
Sure, they look innocent enough, just sitting on your lawn, with their fishing rods, or shovels, etc. But, behind your back, when you are asleep at night, they sit around, preparing for that day when opportunity arrives.
They want to kill you.
They want to destroy you.
They want to take over the world.
Sure, they look innocent enough, just sitting on your lawn, with their fishing rods, or shovels, etc. But, behind your back, when you are asleep at night, they sit around, preparing for that day when opportunity arrives.
They want to kill you.
They want to destroy you.
They want to take over the world.
(wyv btw)
#7
Posted 10 March 2008 - 07:34 PM
Lawn gnomes are a vital part in securing your home from burglary. Scientific studies have proven that 9/10 times the would be robber will just skip your house, believing you to be a victim of terminal bad taste.
They're also useful for keeping stray animals from taking a dump on your yard.
They're also useful for keeping stray animals from taking a dump on your yard.
#10
Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:52 AM
I am STRICKLY opposed to Lawn Gnomes.
Every year over THREE Lawn Gnomes injure children's toes, causing them to stumble for a whole 23 seconds on average.
It is appalling and I want them removed from gardens accross Europe and North America (Not Korea, I hear they are fighting them already!)
Every year over THREE Lawn Gnomes injure children's toes, causing them to stumble for a whole 23 seconds on average.
It is appalling and I want them removed from gardens accross Europe and North America (Not Korea, I hear they are fighting them already!)
Oh Rely? Ya Rely! No Wai!
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