Gentleman's Club
#1
Posted 26 July 2008 - 06:02 AM
A greasy man in a fancy suit was smacking a podium with his cane, shouting at the top of his lungs, "Step right up, don't be shy me foine foine gentlemen! Enter this here tent and prepare to be amazed! Pleasure paradise, just 100 cinii to enter!"
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
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My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
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If we hung out, I would get you laid.
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..
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You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#6
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:09 AM
A dark cloaked man picked itself out of the crowds of Vianaara's streets, having noticed the man and the tent he stood before. Was this the man the note had spoken of? Greasy indeed. He looked as if he hadn't washed in weeks... If not months. The dark cloaked man wouldn't be surprised if the greasy one had -never- washed his hair.
Moving towards the tent as if he were interested in entering, he turned towards the man and put a hand in his pocket, as if fishing for the money to pay for entry. He continued moving towards the man, but instead pulled a dagger of white metal from his pocket. Using his cloak and the podium to hide the threatening gesture from the throngs of people who moved only yards away, he put the dagger to the man's belly and spoke in a quiet voice.
"You will come with me."
Moving towards the tent as if he were interested in entering, he turned towards the man and put a hand in his pocket, as if fishing for the money to pay for entry. He continued moving towards the man, but instead pulled a dagger of white metal from his pocket. Using his cloak and the podium to hide the threatening gesture from the throngs of people who moved only yards away, he put the dagger to the man's belly and spoke in a quiet voice.
"You will come with me."
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
#7
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:13 AM
The greasy man seemed not to notice! He went on hollering, asking people to enter the gentleman's club, telling them that it will be the shows of their lives! But he had a hint of a smile at the corners of his mouth.
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#9
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:18 AM
The man looked at the dark cloaked man with a large grin on his face. "You have no idea who you are dealing with. Sheath that blade or else I will kill you with no less then 20 blades, and I guarantee that good sir." The man had a twinkle in his eye as he calmly explained this.
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#11
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:24 AM
The man's grin disappeared. Just when it looked like he was going to cooperate, he hollered at the top of his lungs," GIRLS!" Instantly, several girls, varying in degress of nudity, were surrounding the dark cloaked man and the greasy man. They each held a blade in their hands, one tiny little thing even had a flachion in a death grip. They had no laughter in their eyes, only murder on their minds.
The greasy man looked at the cloaked man and breathed into his face, "Make a move." It smelt like he hadn't brushed his teeth in quite awhile.
The greasy man looked at the cloaked man and breathed into his face, "Make a move." It smelt like he hadn't brushed his teeth in quite awhile.
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#12
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:34 AM
As the girls appeared, the dark cloaked man slammed the blade the rest of the way in the man's stomach, and then in a swift movement pulled it out and slashed the man's throat.
Turning away from the falling body, the dark cloaked man lowered his hood, revealing his ruggedly handsome face.
"Come now, girls... It would be a shame to have to kill all of you! Surely we can come to some sort of... agreement... I'm sure I can do you all a favor."
Turning away from the falling body, the dark cloaked man lowered his hood, revealing his ruggedly handsome face.
"Come now, girls... It would be a shame to have to kill all of you! Surely we can come to some sort of... agreement... I'm sure I can do you all a favor."
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
#13
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:37 AM
The girls moved forward, swift and agile as can be. They seemed to move as one, and likewise, they struck out as one. Several went for his legs, while some went for his neck. One went for his weinus, while one went for his crotch. These girls are deadly.
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
#14
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:45 AM
The dark cloaked man senses trouble, and his hand moves to his pocket, pulling out a dagger with a curved blade. Twenty blades lash out, begin to pierce his skin, and he presses a button on the dagger's hilt... Time seems to slow, then reverse... The blades leave, blood returns to body and skin heals, and the body of the man rises up, the blade slashing backwards across the throat, then moving down and returning to the man's stomach, then pulls itself out. The girls have disappeared, having run backwards into the tent.
"You have no idea who you are dealing with. Sheath that blade or else I will kill you with no less then 20 blades, and I guarantee that good sir."
The greasy man said.
Knowing what one future held, the dark cloaked man sheathed the dagger uneasily. "Very well then. Who is it I am dealing with?"
"You have no idea who you are dealing with. Sheath that blade or else I will kill you with no less then 20 blades, and I guarantee that good sir."
The greasy man said.
Knowing what one future held, the dark cloaked man sheathed the dagger uneasily. "Very well then. Who is it I am dealing with?"
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
#15
Posted 12 August 2008 - 04:47 AM
"My name is Carla. And yes, that CAN be a boy's name. Now are you gonna give me some money or just stand there all day?! THIS AIN'T A FREE SHOW!"
Proof That Darky is, in fact, evil:
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.
Snowy: Lo'.
Darky: The ' usually goes before the lo =P But hi!
Snowy: It was for loser. Not for hello.
Darky: ...
Snowy: XD
Darky: Don't make me kill you.
Snowy: =O With what? =P
Darky: My bare hands.
Rhesal's Page
My Darky Theory/My Nuu Theory/My Nazy Theory
QUOTE (Neraphym @ Apr 16 2008, 11:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Omg, Snowy's back!!!!!!
QUOTE (JGJTan @ Apr 19 2008, 03:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're like full of awesome sayings, Snowy. We all wish we could be just like you. Please be our leader!
Snowy: I want your babies.
Snowy: In my womb.
Darky: Kinky.
Rhesal Blizzard (DS2) NOT FINISHED
Nick McDizzle says:
If we hung out, I would get you laid.
*red+u Matt says:
..
*red+u Matt says:
You should move here.