[Nazē.]

I thought about putting this in IB. But. It isn't really insane. I mean. It can be but. Whateveranyway.

List of things you hate / bother you / you wish you could punch into nonexistence!

I'll start.

1. When you go to take a container from the fridge, and it randomly turns over and falls upside down on the floor. <.<;
2. When you're sleeping and you're awakened by a cockroach wandering over you.
3. When you tell someone something, and they completely don't bother replying.
4. When you go on a long tangent about something or the other, and you type like. A novel. And then the person you're talking to is like "K". Or "O"
5. When the water won't get warm.
6. When people criticize -everything-.
7. When restaurants don't serve any thing remotely close to vegetarian dishes. And you're vegetarian.
8. When you go to the store to get something you rather looked forward to getting, and the store -doesn'thaveit- anymore! D<
9. When people step on the back of your shoe when you're walking.
10. When you're walking in a hallway / someplace similar, and there's that person who's walking backwards and talking to someone a billion feet away, and -you- have to sidestep them and watch out in order to not get run over, even though -they- were walking backwards.
11. When you can't think of something / remember something. And it bugs you. For a long time.
12. Hiccups. When they hurt.
13. When you're writing in cursive and you accidentally cross an "l" instead of a "t". Or when you attempt to dot an i, but it ends up off-target and a few letters over.
14. When people are sexist.
15. When people are freakishly obsessed over celebrities / actually care about celebrity media.
16. When people tell you something and automatically expect you to obey.
17. When you're walking in the summer and have to watch the ground constantly in order to avoid pleasant little crunches that come from stepping on roaches.
18. When people push and shove while walking. Really, walking is not a boxing match.

xD I swear I have a list of things I love as well. =O

So. Moar? =O

[Darkness]

... Okey dokey... XD


1. When people leave the toilet seat up.
2. ... When... people don't flush the toilet... *shiver*
3. When the sky looks dark and gray and stuff and it looks like it's going to rain... and then it doesn't. And the sun comes out. *shakes fist at the sky*
4. When you let the cat in, and then five minutes later it wants out again.
5. When the alarm goes off in the morning
6. When you have to get up early in the morning and you can't get to sleep.
7. When you have to get up early in the morning.
8. When you have to get up in the morning at all.
9. When people spell 'excited' without the c. 'Exited' doesn't make sense in the context. I'm so exited for the party. Wtf, mate?
10. When people mix up homophones. Like 'two', 'to', or 'too'. 'Know' and 'no.' Stuff like that. And even more when it's done intentionally. Like... 'i no'. Because they're lazy. Which brings me to the next one....
11. When people type poorly because they're too lazy to type right. For example, it doesn't take a long time to type 'Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Thanks.' You don't -have- to be lazy and type 'ya i no wut ur talkin bout ty'. IT BOTHERS ME.
12. Uhh... When the computer's slow.
13. When little kids think they're witty when someone says to them, "You're stupid." and their only response is, "No, -you're- stupid!" or "I know you are, but what am I?" and assorted things.
14. When people of ~ middle school age -- or really anyone younger than me, in truth, thinks they're all cool and stuff... but they're not. At all.
15. Anime. It bothers me. Sorry


Uh. That's all... FOR NOW! =D

[Res]

Goodness I made this forever ago.

http://www.xanga.com/list_of_bad

Simple as that. Crescens even told me I did a good job at bad.

[Nazē.]

Sweet. =O

I has some more.

1. When you -just- shave and then get goosebumps.
2. "Hey girl hey". *Twitch*
3. "Hella". *Twitch*
4. When you're comfortable and warm and sleepy in bed and then remember your contacts are still in.
5. When you dress for a warm day and it's suddenly cold. Or vice versa.
6. Or when it's that season where first it's cold, and then warm, so you have to carry around a sweater / sweatshirt all day.
7. When people tell you to do something, and then add "I dare you", as if you're for some reason obligated to follow their dares.
8. The taps that shoot out water like they're trying to murder you, and end up getting water everywhere.
9. Places that are out of soap.
10. When teachers get annoyed at you for reading in class. Excuse me, do you not -want- at least one student to be educated?
11. Hannah Montana.
12. Jonas Brothers.
13. People whose lives revolve around them.
14. Orange juice / other fruit after brushing your teeth.
15. When you're painting with watercolours and the paints run together.
16. Going with what Darky said. Sunny days.
17. Writer's block.
18. People who tell you you have to get over the wall in your mind and just write.
19. When people apparently do not know what literally means, but use it anyway! For example. "I was literally heartbroken." No! You were -not- literally heartbroken, or you'd be dead.
20. When someone on MSN expects you to reply within approximately 10 seconds before they go "hello?! r u still there?! hello..... !?!?!?! WHERE R U" <.<

[Jake]

I'm too lazy to compile a list of agitations. So I'll steal this kid's list here. I don't know who did it though.

[Aaron]

11. Hannah Montana.
12. Jonas Brothers.

I love you. You're one of the few anti-fangirls. I have to hear about those weirdos from my sister and her friends. They range in age from 14-17 .

[Atilla]

I have but one.

Hell is other people.

[Nazē.]

11. Hannah Montana.
12. Jonas Brothers.

I love you. You're one of the few anti-fangirls. I have to hear about those weirdos from my sister and her friends. They range in age from 14-17 .

You should see the freshmen at my school this year.

... Sixty percent of them are also failing. ;D Surprise.

[Snowy]

On number 14:
Sexism is teh awesomeness.

[Nazē.]

On number 14:
Sexism is teh awesomeness.

Unlike men.


... See, sexism -isn't- nice.

[Zoo]

Hmm...

1. People telling me I'm doing something wrong when what I'm doing doesn't have a right way.
2. People who say one thing, then do the opposite.
3. Floridians, who live where it rains most afternoons in the summer, have no idea how to drive in the rain.
4. People suggest that the animal I'm presenting at the zoo would make a good accessory or a good meal. Not personally completely against those things, but time and place people!
5. People who are so afraid of the animal I'm holding that they have to leave the room or take a completely different route through the zoo. I've got a good hold on it and I won't come near you if you say not to.
6. People who don't follow protocol. I want to keep the awesome privileges we have, thank you.
7. Air pressure changes, and the accompanying headache, especially if it doesn't also rain.
8. Wire that snaps with a single bend.
9. Paintbrushes that don't cooperate. (Pencils FTW.)
10. People who pretend/believe they know/understand something when they really don't. Know-it-alls suck.
11. People who get overly defensive about a favorite animal. If it bites nearly everyone anytime they touch it, well, you can like it all you want, and you can express your personal appreciation for the animal, but understand everyone else feels differently.
12. People who whine about people following the rules because it gets them wet when they don't check the hose before they turn it on.
13. People who don't care for the animals properly. There's plenty of time in your day, even when you're working alone, to change that one piece of paper. And returning the water dishes as you clean is convenient and a good habit.
14. People who bring dogs to state parks and such. Yes it's allowed, but I don't have to like it. Keep the dog on the {expletive ninja'd by Cspace}ing leash at least.
15. People who don't listen when they came to some event to learn (presumably), or who don't have time for the answer to a question -they- asked.
16. Tires.

I also agree with darky's 6 and 11; Nazy's second 11, and atilla's whole list.

[Nazē.]

And also!

People who put their feet on the back of the desk you're sitting in and start kicking it / pushing it / moving it. For the length of the class.

It ticks me off.

And when you're sitting in a chair and someone walks by behind you too close, and their backpack rubs against the back of your head. I have a personal problem with this, because people do it about fifty million times a day at lunch in the cafeteria.

And when you tell someone you're sorry, and they reply, "No you're not." That automatically makes me considerably less sorry, because if I wasn't sorry I wouldn't say so in the first place.

And the new trend on MySpace, starting the caption under -all- your photos with "fact;" and then stating something stupid like "this was taken on a good day". It's dumb. That would be a fact anyway without you having to say so.

[Zziggywolf5]

Well, some of my stuff is probably going to overlap others': (not really in any order)

1. Sexists
2. Racists
3. Anyone who criticizes others for not agreeing, really.
4. The fact that I can't spell
5. Rapists
6. Murderers
7. People who walk directly behind me. See, I often change direction by spinning around, so if someone is that close, we're suddenly in each other's face.
8. People who don't lift their feet when walking. The squeak is horrible sometimes.
9. n00bs
10. Bullies
11. People who don't flush the toilet
12. People who pee on the toilet seat.
13. Screaming kids
14. Parents who don't control their screaming kids

I'm likely to come back to finish.

[Nazē.]

When MSN disconnects you, and you'd just recently sent a message to someone. 'Cause then. It's weird pasting what you said before once you sign in again, because if it did actually send, you'll look like an idiot, but if you don't paste it or something, then you can't be sure if the other person replied and think you're ignoring them or not. xD

Oh! When you're trying to fry an egg and the hot oil keeps shooting up and getting on your hand. It scares me. >.>

And Ziggy's thirteen and fourteen.

[Atilla]

Oh. One more.

People who post lists of bad things on internet forums.