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Issues, or the best fries in the world you decide

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Master Of Stuff {lang:icon}

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:19 PM

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Teen beats mom over french fries
May 21, 2009 - 4:44am

PORT DEPOSIT, Md. (AP) - The Cecil County Sheriff's Office says a teenager beat his mother with an aluminum baseball bat because she wouldn't share her french fries with him.

Seventeen-year-old Dennis Hickman III is charged as an adult with first- and second-degree assault.

Lt. Bernard Chiominto, a spokesman for the sheriff's office, says Hickman "went berserk for a while."

The incident occurred Tuesday night. Deputies said Hickman, who lives with his mother, also slashed tires on her car and kicked the front door, knocking it off its hinges.

Hickman's 52-year-old mother, who was not identified, was treated at Union Hospital in Elkton for injuries to her head, wrist and leg.


I just had to share this story... it's too insane to keep to myself.
Thank you AP, thank you.
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 04:44 PM

That kid has problems.
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 06:15 PM



Fear the icky greasy things.... nonono2.gif
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 06:26 PM

Oh my God :|
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 06:29 PM

Best fries in the world. bluetongue.gif

Seriously though, that's just sad. sad.gif

{lang:macro__view_post}Xmadole, on 09 August 2009 - 09:28 AM, said:

i wish i actually read the first post of threads.


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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Res {lang:icon}

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:20 PM

"What boy? You want some of my fries? Go get your own."
*Continues to eat.*

"What's with the bat? I believe I said get your own."



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To write it down for all the world to see.
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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:48 PM

... Crazy stuff.







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#8 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Aaron {lang:icon}

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:52 PM

Disturbing.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:01 AM

It's not a good idea to strike your mother in the head with a bat.

It will leave a dull impression in her mind.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 03:18 AM

Why'd he use a bat?
You're just not a teenager today if you don't use guns.
Or drugs.
Because that's what the tv news box tells me.
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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Nice.
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 03:25 AM

QUOTE (Res @ May 21 2009, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not a good idea to strike your mother in the head with a bat.

It will leave a dull impression in her mind.


lol10.gif wrong... oh so wrong... lol10.gif
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#12 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Phieta {lang:icon}

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 03:32 AM

QUOTE (Res @ May 21 2009, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not a good idea to strike your mother in the head with a bat.

It will leave a dull impression in her mind.


I lol'd. sad.gif

Second time in three days I've been caught off-guard with a hilariously tasteless joke. bluetongue.gif
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:47 AM

QUOTE (Res @ May 21 2009, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not a good idea to strike your mother in the head with a bat.

It will leave a dull impression in her mind.

That was the first time in a very long time I think I've felt genuine offense. Even though I lol'd.

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#14 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:51 AM

QUOTE (Pendragon205 @ May 21 2009, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why'd he use a bat?
You're just not a teenager today if you don't use guns.
Or drugs.
Because that's what the tv news box tells me.

Because just shooting someone isn't nearly as fun as smacking them around a bit with a bat? xD







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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:56 PM

That kid was perfectly in line doing that.
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