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Who Will Win At The Superbowl?
#4
Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:43 AM
So a Coonass gets sent to Hell, right?
Once there, he stands in the lake of fire with an unamused expression on his face, and not even a drop of sweat appearing. The Devil, becoming enraged at this, grabs the Coonass by the throat and asks him, "Why aren't you screaming? Isn't it hot?"
The Coonass replies, "Naw devil, guessin' youay never spend a summah in de bayou, yeh?"
The Devil gets even madder and throws the Coonass into an even deeper lake of fire, where he swims for a moment and surfaces, with only a single bead of sweat on his bored face. The Devil becomes furious and pulls the Coonass out of the fire and screams again, "Why is this not bothering you?!"
The Coonass replies, "Devil, you ain' too bright. You jus never spen' any time in de bayou in Augist, aintche?"
The Devil thought for a moment. What could a torture be for someone that is not bothered by heat? Then he got an idea. He dragged the Coonass down a deep cave, to the bottom level of Hell as described in the Divine Comedy. Among the frozen lakes, he submerged the Coonass in the frigid waters. As soon as the man felt the cold, he began dancing and screaming with loud cheers and laughs.
The Devil was broken. He drew the Coonass from the frozen waters and asked "Why are you happy?!"
The Coonass broke from his fit of giggles and hugged the Devil, "You donno, Devil?! Iss a col' day in Hell! Saints mussa made the Superbowl!"
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All in all, I'm hoping for the Saints. But if they don't, it's all good. At least they made it to the Superbowl in the first place.
Who Dat.
Once there, he stands in the lake of fire with an unamused expression on his face, and not even a drop of sweat appearing. The Devil, becoming enraged at this, grabs the Coonass by the throat and asks him, "Why aren't you screaming? Isn't it hot?"
The Coonass replies, "Naw devil, guessin' youay never spend a summah in de bayou, yeh?"
The Devil gets even madder and throws the Coonass into an even deeper lake of fire, where he swims for a moment and surfaces, with only a single bead of sweat on his bored face. The Devil becomes furious and pulls the Coonass out of the fire and screams again, "Why is this not bothering you?!"
The Coonass replies, "Devil, you ain' too bright. You jus never spen' any time in de bayou in Augist, aintche?"
The Devil thought for a moment. What could a torture be for someone that is not bothered by heat? Then he got an idea. He dragged the Coonass down a deep cave, to the bottom level of Hell as described in the Divine Comedy. Among the frozen lakes, he submerged the Coonass in the frigid waters. As soon as the man felt the cold, he began dancing and screaming with loud cheers and laughs.
The Devil was broken. He drew the Coonass from the frozen waters and asked "Why are you happy?!"
The Coonass broke from his fit of giggles and hugged the Devil, "You donno, Devil?! Iss a col' day in Hell! Saints mussa made the Superbowl!"
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All in all, I'm hoping for the Saints. But if they don't, it's all good. At least they made it to the Superbowl in the first place.
Who Dat.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
#9
Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:11 PM
It was great. My brother had his laptop up and was watching a live feed cameras that New Orleans has set up all over the place. Notably on Jackson and Bourbon street.
For the last five minutes of the game, when we were watching this feed, all we saw was some hobo sitting on a street corner, and a lady using a baby stroller to carry around a huge wooden cross walking up and down the street. When the Saints won (Still feels weird to say it), we watched as the streets almost instantly flooded with people running and screaming and throwing all kinds of stuff around.
I've got two friends that live in N'awlins. I haven't heard from them since yesterday at noon when I warned them to barricade their doors andgrab fire extinguishers.
The Saints winning the Superbowl is liable to be more destructive to New Orleans than Hurricane Katrina.
For the last five minutes of the game, when we were watching this feed, all we saw was some hobo sitting on a street corner, and a lady using a baby stroller to carry around a huge wooden cross walking up and down the street. When the Saints won (Still feels weird to say it), we watched as the streets almost instantly flooded with people running and screaming and throwing all kinds of stuff around.
I've got two friends that live in N'awlins. I haven't heard from them since yesterday at noon when I warned them to barricade their doors andgrab fire extinguishers.
The Saints winning the Superbowl is liable to be more destructive to New Orleans than Hurricane Katrina.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
#10
Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:15 PM
Master Of Stuff, on 08 February 2010 - 11:01 AM, said:
mardi gras had better be insane this year.
Res, on 08 February 2010 - 12:11 PM, said:
It was great. My brother had his laptop up and was watching a live feed cameras that New Orleans has set up all over the place. Notably on Jackson and Bourbon street.
For the last five minutes of the game, when we were watching this feed, all we saw was some hobo sitting on a street corner, and a lady using a baby stroller to carry around a huge wooden cross walking up and down the street. When the Saints won (Still feels weird to say it), we watched as the streets almost instantly flooded with people running and screaming and throwing all kinds of stuff around.
I've got two friends that live in N'awlins. I haven't heard from them since yesterday at noon when I warned them to barricade their doors andgrab fire extinguishers.
The Saints winning the Superbowl is liable to be more destructive to New Orleans than Hurricane Katrina.
For the last five minutes of the game, when we were watching this feed, all we saw was some hobo sitting on a street corner, and a lady using a baby stroller to carry around a huge wooden cross walking up and down the street. When the Saints won (Still feels weird to say it), we watched as the streets almost instantly flooded with people running and screaming and throwing all kinds of stuff around.
I've got two friends that live in N'awlins. I haven't heard from them since yesterday at noon when I warned them to barricade their doors andgrab fire extinguishers.
The Saints winning the Superbowl is liable to be more destructive to New Orleans than Hurricane Katrina.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=byQIPdHMpjc
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