[Sir Blackma]

POEM:
WHY DO DWARVES ATTACK US? WHY IS THERE SUCH THING AS FATIGUE? WHY ARE GOBLINS UGLY? WHY ARE UNICORNS SO BEUTIFUL? WHY DO YOU DANCE WITH ANTS IN YOUR PANTS? AND WHY AREN'T HAMMERS USED IN BATTLES? THE ANSWERS ARE SIMPLE. DWARVES ATTACK US CUZ EITHER THEYRE ITIOTS TO THINK THEYRE BETTER THAN US OR THEYRE TIERD OF BEING CALLED SHORT! FATIGUE IS ACTUALLY JUST A WAY TO GET YOU PISSED OFF AND APPARENTLY ITS WORKING! GOBLINS ARE SO UGLY BECAUSE THEY TO MUCH OF THEIR MA'S MAKE-UP! UNICORNS ARE SO BEUTIFUL BECAUSE THEYVE NEVER HEARD OF MAKE-UP! ACTUALLY YOU DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR PANTS BECAUSE IT TICKLES OR BECAUSE I WAS AN ITIOT TO PUT THAT ON THE POEM! APPARENTLY HAMMERS ARENT USED IN BATTLES BECAUSE PAUL AND ANDREW GOWER THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE TO VIOLENT (its not your fault if you dont get it so god forgives you!)!
SO NOW THAT IVE ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS IM GOING TO REST MY FINGERS!

SIR BLACKMA

[Tulmas]

that was good

[Sir Blackma]

I know

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Really, Sir Blackma, please don't post the same thing in more than one forum. You've posted this in about four so far, we will have to deduct your post count if you keep posting this. Just a warning, but please check the forums you're posting things in as well.