[Phieta]

A great one is risen among us! A grand god, one helping all those under him, and rewarding all those above! The great god of all things runescape, The one god you shall worship! Who may this god be?
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Not Zaros...
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...but it starts with a Z.
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Can you guess?
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It's the one and only...
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Zolon! All hail the great Zolon! He has been tested through many trials and ordeals; he has left the realm of RuneScape... and now he has returned, in accordance with the prophecy!

-Archbishop Phieta

[X Zolon]

Yes! Zolon has risen up among the great ones in return! I have come back to aid the world of SeeD! Join me! For I am your runescapian god!


My journey to the northlands of Negazuulia were treacherous.. My training nearly killed me, remind me never to release undead Zaros minions again. Fishing in ice coldness, and then facing the great trials. The first one was using power of the gods to retrieve the "Crest of true endurance" from the bottom of a frozen icewater pit. (In real life I did this by jumping in a tub, pouring in ice and cold water, and staying under for 2 minutes)

My second was to survive the fiery depths of the Magafar Volcano. I needed to retieve the "Crest of Heat Mastery" (Sit in searing hot water, under for 1 minute, I was burning for 2 days after)

My third was one of nature. I was to bike out to the most beautiful place, and give life to a plant. Doing so, I gained the "Crest of Nature's Grace" (I planted a tree outside town )

My fourth was of Stealth. At night, I was to gather a bucketfull of flower petals and keep them hidden for 3 hours. (Went out a 3 am, and picked them , then left at 6 am for next trial) I gained the "Crest of thief's oath" here.

The fifth trial took place after that. I took the bucket of flower petals. I dumped them in a lake, and said 6 poems out loud. I can't remember them. Thus, I gained the "Crest of true Passion"

The sixth trial, the final trial, the GREAT trial, was the trial of true courage. I spent 15 hours, sitting in my closet, with all lights out, from 9pm until 12pm. I sat there. And Sat. Finally, I heard my alarm clock in the distance. I was free. I overcame fear for the "Crest of hero's Courage"

and now the gods have given me the "Crest of Godly power" and I am here among you!

[Styledragon1]

ok wat and *pulls out whip* phieta just was hired so srry

[Phieta]

[X Zolon]

Bah! Phieta has thrown himself at the mercy of the gods, and has been freed of your mortal shackles. He is no longer a slave.

[amazonqueen]

err a god? i might call u a god friend okies?

[Ryl]

No you fools, you must bow down to the mighty Lord of the Pies. Nothing can save you from our pastry wrath.

[Goto]

At the risk of being made fun of because everyone but me got the joke...
You really did all that Zolon? Wow.

As for Ryl's contribution, what must i do to serve you oh wrathful pastry of doom.

[X Zolon]

(I really did those)

The pies are strong! They shall live happily in Pie-Earth, particularly on Pie-valhalla!


And who moved this? Stop that! It was relevant till Ryl said his pie bit.

[Muler]

*Wonders WTF is going on...*

[Kulex]

*Wonders WTF is going on with Muler*

[Star Jedi]

[Ryl]

This is an insane topic therefore it lives in the Insanity forum.

If not there it lives in the creativity forum,because it is a story

Any topic saying XZ is a god must be insane anyway

[Paladin]

You are all wrong,you must bow down to te God of the Potato people!No one can sustain his wrath!No one!

[Phieta]

<OOC: This was not meant to be insane, and it was not meant as a cult! Zolon told me in a "vision" (AIM) to post this... it's a RuneScape roleplay thingy! To tell the truth I don't even fully understand it, but it was fine until the pe thing started and it got moved.>