[Jarik C-Bol]

And then, on the third day of the second month of the fourth year of the decade of the walrus, the king squirrel rose up, and there was much rejoiceing. And the squirrels took up there grasshoppers and went forth to wreak havoc on the lands. But in the twelfth hour, from the township of Tomato, a hero rose up and provided the townsfolk with a leader. the hero sent out three wariors to the land of Quack to return the holy sicsors to there rightfull owners. Then the King Squirrel took up his sword and chalenged the great hero to a duel; thus, on the fith day, the King squirrel and the hero faced off in the greatest sandwich eating contest that the shire had eaver seen. At first the hero seemed to be winning, but little by little, the King squirrel king gained pace untill the sandwiched were flying in a frenzy. It seemed all was lost, but hark! the three wariors sudenly returned from the land of Quack with the holy cisors. The wariors hastened to there comrade's ade, bringing him mass quantitys of lemonade to wash down the sandwiches. and in the final hour, the hero consumed all but thirteen and six-eighths of the sandwiches, defeating the king squirrel by a mere two-eighths of a sandwich. Thouroughly humbled the king squirrel and his minions withdrew to the forest and were never seen again. Thus there was much rejoicing and anointing of the leaders in gatorade.

[Phieta]

Tomato tomato tomato!

You say toe-mate-oh, I say toe-mot-oh. Poh-tay-toh, po-tot-oh!

Potato potato potato

[yhcln5]

Tom--A--TO