[Neraphym]

The other day, I noticed a large, shadowy figure in my toilet. The night before I had tacos. The day after my startling discovery, I noticed that my dog was missing, and soon discovered her to be sticking out of the toilet. At first I thought she had been really thirsty, but after having a long chat (yes, I can speak dog), I learned of the mysterious monster that dragged her into the toilet. My dog had a strange accent, so I was unable to understand what she called it, but it sounded like monkey. I have therefor decided to name this mysterious creature, "Poopmonkey!"

After several hours of hardcore researching, the kind that librarians are capable of, I discovered nothing on the internet relating to the poopmokey. I perfomed some experiments and found that the poopmonkey can warp time and space, allowing large objects to fit into the toilet. It is also capable of extending its poopy arm over 12 and a half feet! It will only eat warmblooded animals that have used toilet paper. My dog uses its tounge as toilet paper, so the poopmonkey did not bother to eat it. Do not ask me how I know these thing. I just do.

If anyone has had a similar creature visit their toilet, and if anyone has any information on how to controll/appease it, I would like to know immediately. Due to the position of the toilet in relation to the bathtub, I've missed my biannual shower! I must know how to get rid of it now! Help!

[Phieta]

Sodiummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoo,

[©allum]

I prefer beermonkeys.

[X Zolon]

Da da da da da da.. dadadadadada! Da da da da da da.. GHostBusters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goto]

Lmao, thats hilarious. Only the ghostbusters can solve this dilema...