[polarbird111]

Beavis I will tell you when I am stumped. I was not stumped. So there. And it's not that big of a lead...sorta

[Unknownentity]

Okay I asked Pking monkey about my riddle.... so here...

I am your constant companion. I am your greatest helper or heaviest burden. I will push you onward or drag you down to failure. I am completely at your command. Half the things I do you might just as well turn over to me and I will be able to do them quickly and correctly. I am easily managed-you must merely be firm with me. Show me exactly how you want something done and after a few lessons I will do it automatically. I am the servant of all great individuals and, alas, of all failures, as well. Those who are great, I have made great. Those who are fialures, I have made failures. I am not a machine, though I work with all the precision of a machine plus the intelligence of a human. You may run me for a profit or rune me for ruin-it makes no difference to me. Take me, train me, be firm with me, and I will place the world at your feet. Be easy with me and I will distroy you.

Who am I?

[Pirate]

u just wont admit ur stumped i might have one for ya too

[Spikeout]

A habbit (Of smoking hehe jk)

[PKing Monkey]

yup rat
well i got PMed and spike out is right

Trifang:3
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 13
Gaggelini:5
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 9
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:2
Bubbamurphy:4
Bigrat 2: 3

heres another riddle incase ur stumped

1 is a person
2 is a couple
3 is a crowd

Whats 4 and 5

trick question

This post has been edited by PKing Monkey: 04 January 2004 - 04:07 AM

[Gen. Warthog]

9

Ha got that one!

This post has been edited by Gen. Warthog: 04 January 2004 - 06:50 AM

[PKing Monkey]

yea

Trifang:3
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 13
Gaggelini:5
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 9
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:3
Bubbamurphy:4
Bigrat 2: 3

Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?

Trick Question

[Gaggelini]

Beacuse penguins don't lay eggs

EDIT: There are no Penguins in Arctis only on southern hemisphere

(wish i had a blush emotion to put here)

This post has been edited by Gaggelini: 04 January 2004 - 05:09 PM

[PKing Monkey]

well thats not the answer

[polarbird111]

Check Gaggelini's update, I think he's right.

[Pirate]

yea gagg is right

Trifang:3
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 13
Gaggelini:6
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 9
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:3
Bubbamurphy:4
Bigrat 2: 3

A horse travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the horse's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the horse is normal, how is this situation possible?

well since pking monkey hasnt posted a new one yet

[polarbird111]

I've been wanting to call him Gagg for a while, but I thought that would be mean.
It's probably because horses are right hooved and left hooves. Whatever the horse leads with, it uses more??
BTW if I get this wrong, I'm not stumped. Someone is stumped after 3 wrong guesses. That is now an official rule.

[obiwan22]

[Pirate]

both are wrong and polarbird is stumped

its a trick question

[polarbird111]

No, only if I miss three times am I stumped.
Second Guess: The person riding the horse is lost. People lost traveling each day will always circle. Therefor the outside legs go further.
Meh, this guess sounds better than the first one.