[Pirate]

aye it is a kite

Trifang:3
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:6
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 10
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1


Two men are in a desert. They both have packs on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his pack open, the guy who is dead has his pack closed.
What is in the pack?

This post has been edited by beavis545: 17 January 2004 - 01:04 AM

[Ratty]

the dead guys pack is closed??

aww, i thought the pack had some poisonous gas but nvm.

[Trifang]

uhhh...parachutes...like they jumped from a plane and the dead guy's malfunctioned or he forgot and he fell with momentum of like...millions which killed him...the alive guy's parachute deployed correctly so he's still alive...I think...

Zz...i wonder why I'm here...oh well...that's my answer

[Pirate]

yea trifang is right

Trifang:4
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:6
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 10
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1

He has one and a person has two, a citizen has three and a human being has four, a personality has five and an inhabitant of earth has six. What am I?

This post has been edited by beavis545: 17 January 2004 - 10:24 PM

[Gen. Warthog]

a vowel

[Pirate]

nope godo thinking though but personality has 4 vowels and inhabitant of earth has 7

[Ratty]

its a sylable isnt it?

[Death 13]

ya defenitally a sylible

[Pirate]

yea bigrat is right

Trifang:4
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:6
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 11
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1

My first is in chocolate but not in ham, my second's in cake and also in jam, my third at tea-time is easily found, my whole is a friend who's often around. What am I?

This post has been edited by beavis545: 19 January 2004 - 01:34 AM

[Ratty]

is it mate?

oh wait, it isnt nvm

This post has been edited by bigrat2: 19 January 2004 - 05:17 AM

[Pirate]

nope nice try though

[Unknownentity]

sweet???

[Ratty]

ah, i c it now!

its cat

[PKing Monkey]

yea yea

Trifang:4
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:6
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1

A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Dave was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Dave have to paint the number nine?

[Sproogle]

11 times?