[Dragonman]

Sorry, but I only got one right now:

You know you've been playing runescape too long when:
You kill yourself because you think you'll appear in Lumbridge.

[suprarj]

You know youve been playing runescape to long when you go to school and try to buy a lobster for lunch

You know you have been playing runescape to long when you paint runescape characters on you car

i thought these up ha i think they scuk but owell

[papagoolah]

you know youve been pllaying runescape to long when you got back in the woods and come back sad because you cant find any1 to kill!

came off the top of my head lol

[Cspace]

This is a great thread, but I'm going to move it to the SeeD Inn for now since we have too many sticky topics in General Discussion at the moment

[superchao]

you know you have played rs too long when:

you ask your date if they want to go to the wilderness.
you say to your parents: 'can i have a 100gp raise in my allowance?'

[CongressJon]

more comin- YOu've been playin too long when....

Drinking a strength potion doesn't improve your strength
there are never enemies or players on your auto map in the wilderness...

...the Monks of Zamorak forget to curse you...

...you complete the sliverlight quest without the silverlight...

...the guards and knights finally decide to talk to you before you attack them (and maybe even the sheep)...

...you ask a Greater Demon to trade...

...the dragon mysteriously disapears from Runescape (due to so called "technical difficulties") when you begin the dragon quest...

...lag is encountered throughout Runescape when you start a battle...

...you're really strong when the game crashes when you start a battle...

...skeletons let you bury themselves for prayer points...
You are banned from the member servers for "obsessive dueling"-
-Andrew Gower summons a comet to crash into a server to stop one of your insane wilderness massacres-
-You accidentally step on a black dragon-
-Your computer monitor vibrates when you attack something-
-Your computer crashes when you look at your stats-
-The F-16 and Guided Nuke has been added to the game-
-Anti-*your character* clans start popping up everywhere-
-The *your character* slayer quest has been added to Runescape-
-People duel others to have a chance to trade with you-
-You are promised a house in the wilderness when the player housing becomes available-
-In real life, you ask someone to "duel" you when they get you mad-
-You are found to be carrying large quantities of cooked dragon meat everywhere-
-You force greater demons and dragons into lobster pots, and then release them in Lumbridge to see how people would react-
-You can catch sharks with a fishing net-
-You don't need a bow to fire an arrow-
-Contrails are seen for hours in the direction that your arrows were fired-
-Equations like "(3482 x log base3 x 243) ^ 54" and 183+(281 x pi ^82) are provided to display your combat level due to fact that it can't handle the actual number of digits-
-When in the wilderness, your combat level is displayed as "too much"-

[CongressJon]

How to know you've been playing RuneScape too long:

When you are waiting in line for movie tickets and you start killing everyone in front of you till you get to the front.
You want a dodge viper so you start saving up lots of coal and iron.
(In real life) You decide you want a rune one instead, but you can't find any rune ores or rocks.
You find one of those burger king party hats and start yelling "Selling a gold party hat for two-million dollars! Yell 123 to buy!!!"
At school you thought you heard the principle announce "Will everyone report to the computer lab, RuneScape has just updated.
You have a psychic connection to RuneScape, so while your at school your psychic part of your brain is playing your character.
You come up with Runescape Class for a school subject and the teachers agree.
Jagex gives you a reward saying "congratulations (RuneScape account name), you have received the "1000 hours of strait Run
When King Black Dragons see you, they freeze in terror, unable to move or fight.
escape playing award."

You know you're a noob when...
You die and keep a tinderbox
You shout drop party and drop bones
A guy in full rune dies and drops all his rune and you decide you don't like the color blue
You are too low a level too punch
You are too tired to pick up bones
You get tangled in a web

You know you've been playing too much RuneScape when...

You swim to Crandor
The black dragon sees you and commits suicide
Andrew is blocking your way and you say out of the way noob!
Fish swim away from you
you train and lose xp
You become King of Varrock
Andrew gets banned because he doesn't bow to you
You can carry two rune 2-h's
It takes you 3 tries to get rid of your fatigue
People click over you and see the option kiss feet
People try to talk to you and it says that they must earn the right to talk to you

[puzz]

You know when you are noob when you.
Put Periods at the end of a sentence in runescape.
You marry Andew thinging your a girl.
Looking for a computer in runescape.
Say that pen and pencils are not strong enough in school

[dragonlord78]

haha..i laughed my head off for sooo long reading those...my mom thought i was retarded o sumn!!...i love your jokes man keep on posting!!!

[CongressJon]

You know you've been playing rs too long when......

-the bags under your eyes reach to under your arms
-a new server comes out and it is dedicated in your honor
-people wonder if you are using a new, high tech macro
-your body degenerates into only what is needed to play online
-you begin to feel the pain your character feels
-little stars come out of your mouth when you swear
-you attempt to buy real life stuff with gold pieces from the game
-you are asked to "sign here," you put down your user name
-you use e-bay to sell RS stuff for a living
-you purposefully buy a new computer angled at playing Online Java Games
-with super high memory and a ultra fast connection
-you make icons for your desktop from varios RS items
-your cursor is a Rune 2 hander
-the backround on your computer is of your highest hit

[paperboy101]

Man these are funny keep um coming
lol

I only got these at the moment:

You know you've been playing runescape too long when:

it takes only one shot from your bow to kill a king black dragon

you can telaport to absolutely anywere in runescape whithout any runes

you ask your boss at work if he could pay you in r2hs

you go to a IBM store and you try to buy a new computer with 3000gp

the sign at the edge of town says "Welcome to (your town here) home of (your RS name)"

when andrew puts a 10,000,000 gp bounty on your head for PKing

you ask the town mayer to rename the town varrock

you make new names just to use the bank acounts to hold your mains stuff

you go to Red lobster and wonder why the lobby on your plate is cooked but
still red

[maliska]

When you've played runescape to long you:
1. Attack a MAN and wonder how much damage you've dealt.
2. You attempt to catch some fish, man what lag!
3. You die and wonder why you lose everything
4. You pk somebody but you can't find a skull on your head.
5. You get arrested for killing civillians, whats arrested?
6. You kill a civillian and want to know why they don't disappear with their stuff in their place.

[maliska]

DUDE THESE R GREAT, MORE, MORE, MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CongressJon]

You know you're the Ultimate Noob When You Say...

"i'll trade my leather armour fo that red axe thingy"
"i'll trade my bronze 2 hander for that party hat!"
"how do you talk to someone?"
"i keep dieing from the rat"
"MY SKILL TOTAL IS 50!!!"
"omg....you have full bronze??? "
"I CAN DO 2 DAMAGE!!!"
"a bronze dagger!!!"
" im lvl 5!"
"i hit 2's"
"where is lumbridge?"
" i lost my leather armour"
"sweet!! i got a goblin armour! "
"i'll pay you 100 gp for the light bluish sword thingy"
"100 gp is alot man...."
"cook's assistant is a very hard quest! "
"i killed a chicken!!"
"im lvl 3....im going to fight some scorpians"
"whats a noob?"
"what does lol mean?"
"how do you grow lvls? "
"whats gp mean?"
"What?! youll pay me 200 gold for this party hat?? Im rich!"
"i found 1gp on the ground!!!"

lol

[whitefire909]

QUOTE (Hyperfried @ Mar 31 2003, 05:20 PM)

You know you've been playing rs too long when...... -the bags under your eyes reach to under your arms -a new server comes out and it is dedicated in your honor -people wonder if you are using a new, high tech macro -your body degenerates into only what is needed to play online -you begin to feel the pain your character feels -little stars come out of your mouth when you swear -you attempt to buy real life stuff with gold pieces from the game -you are asked to "sign here," you put down your user name -you use e-bay to sell RS stuff for a living -you purposefully buy a new computer angled at playing Online Java Games -with super high memory and a ultra fast connection -you make icons for your desktop from varios RS items -your cursor is a Rune 2 hander -the backround on your computer is of your highest hit

lol like hypers desktop?