[CongressJon]

1 out of 3 sorry, and I changed that, lol

[yhcln1]

great job
did u make it up?
very funny

[Dart060]

Here's a joke i made up.
It has been reported that several noobs have sued the combat instructor on tutorial island for giving the rats
super strengh,defence and atttack potions, more news at 12.

here's another

Noobs all over Runescape today have been mourning because of there 'Get rich plan' which is selling banans
to luthas has been demolished because luthas banana platform.inc has gone broke.

[paperboy101]

You know you have been playing rs too long when:

-You walk outside and see a bird and say "what in the world is that?!?!?"

-the gym teacher clocks your fastest at 4.3mph (walking speed)

-You go to burgger king the cashier offers you a nerdy "party hat" and you say "sorry i only got $4.50"

-You faint when you look up and see the sky

-You look up and wonder were the cammera that always follows you went

-you faint and wonder were to enter your pass and name to get back in

-you say "what the...." when some one 1.2 feet taller than you walks by

This post has been edited by paperboy101: 15 May 2003 - 08:31 PM

[Styledragon1]

U played tol ong when everyone u have your own type of monster.
U played to long when everybody gives u foofd to heal 1 point hit from a gaurd
Ppl need to hit 9000000 to kill u
U played to long when u c a airplane on runescape.
U played to long when u have not eaten a peice of food in 5 years.
U played to long when u have 5,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo peices of rune in your bank.
U played to long when every rock in runescape says BANKRUPT to u
U played to long when u start selling full rune for 1gp
U played runescape to long when everyone in runescape needs to fight just to kill u.

U r a newb when u ask how do i fight.
u r a newb when u ask where is the begiing of the game.
U r a newb when u ask a sheep for 5k
u r a newb when u are scared of a lvl 3 rat
u r a newb when u find 1 gp and say whats this
u r a newb when u ask another guy who just started for some armor
U r a newb when ask how to control your guy
this all off the top of my head so break to me for real dont say stuff like thats good when they aren't

[Styledragon1]

got a few more:
U played to long when u start dressind up as your guy.
U played to long when u smell something strange.
U played to long when u start asking ppl for 5k and more of things
u played to long when u have no emotions at school or even being kicked between the legs.

u r a newb when u get banned and u think u g ot hacked
u r a newb when u have to ask directions to the nearest shop.
u r a newb when u ask for full rune and try paying the guy only 5gp

[CongressJon]

Moved to Joke Forum

[Medabart]

i want more! i love thes: you know that you have been playing too long jokes!

you know when you have been playing too long when:
kbd just gives you all their possible loot
you have 10000000000000 item room
when (in real life) you ask:where is the wild?

[Grimbold]

You know you are a noob when an imp 3-hits you.

You know you have been playing too long when you start a fishing company, and ask the "old salts" where the cert trader is.

I'll post more later but I have have to go right now...

[Spikeout]

ur a nob whn u hve bd grmmer

[Phieta]

QUOTE (Spikeout @ Jul 10 2003, 01:47 AM)

ur a nob whn u hve bd grmmer

tru dat.

[Trifang]

Whenever you write a book, you dedicate it to Andrew Gower for creating your life.

[Amateur123]

[COLOR=red]You know you've been playing rs too long when:

[COLOR=orange]You start gobbling down steaks and sharks whole trying to heal a scar you got from trying to gain experience by fighting your cat...

You get so strong that when people click options on you it says to bow down inferior one...

You dont even need a weapon anymore because your own specialized move, flaming fists of fury, permenately kills instantly...

Saradomin and Andrew both worship you and create a seperate world all for you...

[COLOR=blue]Like these?

[Res]

Mine,

You know you've been playing RuneScape too long when you:
have your own color on the map

[Kulex]

How about this:

You know you've been playing Runescape too much when you try to heat your food with super heat item instead of using the microwave.