there was a rabbit and bear who hated eachother and one day they find a magic lamp and the genie granted them 3 wishes each. so the bear goes first and wishes for a girlfriend bear, then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle, then the bear wishes for all the bears but him in the usa be girls, then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle helmet,
then the bear wishes all the bears in the world but him were girls then the rabbit wishes the bear was gay.
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A Pretty Funny Joke
#4
Posted 18 November 2004 - 06:55 PM
I got a similar one...
Genie gives uncle sam and osama bin laden 3 wishes...
Osama wishes for Iraq to be free of US people, Uncle Sam wishes for better weapons, Osama wishes for them to be destroyed, Uncle sam wishes for the weapons again, Osama wishes for a huge fortified wall around iraq that will let nothing break through it, Uncle Sam wishes for it to be filled with water.
Or something like that.
Genie gives uncle sam and osama bin laden 3 wishes...
Osama wishes for Iraq to be free of US people, Uncle Sam wishes for better weapons, Osama wishes for them to be destroyed, Uncle sam wishes for the weapons again, Osama wishes for a huge fortified wall around iraq that will let nothing break through it, Uncle Sam wishes for it to be filled with water.
Or something like that.


#6
Posted 19 November 2004 - 02:38 AM
LOL? LOL is all you have to say???? Post more man! Or the raccoon goons will come to get you!
VERY Funny, I can't find the smilies with the dude spitting out the water, but I nearly ruined my computer in a similar incident!
VERY Funny, I can't find the smilies with the dude spitting out the water, but I nearly ruined my computer in a similar incident!



























“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
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