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Your fat jokes.

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Nate {lang:icon}

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 07:02 PM

You are so fat that when you cut yourself shaving marshmellow fluff comes out.

You are so fat your yearbook photo was taken from a helicopter.

You're so fat that when you get on a scale it says: One at a time.


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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Charlie {lang:icon}

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 08:29 PM

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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 11:21 PM

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This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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#4 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Jake {lang:icon}

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Posted 25 July 2005 - 01:28 AM

{nerdy fat joke}

your so fat you have your own gravitational well...
your so fat you collapsed onto yourself and formed a star
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 25 July 2005 - 03:17 AM

My fat? Interesting, I think these are talking about me being fat, not my flab...







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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   ?FaLLeN? {lang:icon}

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Posted 25 July 2005 - 05:15 PM

Your so fat i looked in a magazine and saw you on page 5,6,7, and 8.
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#7 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Serenarocks {lang:icon}

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Posted 26 July 2005 - 01:58 AM

Your so fat you have to lay your pants on the driveway to get ironed. 0.o
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 05:28 AM

Your momma so fat u went to the carnival and got a balloon but they gave u your momma
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#9 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Nazē. {lang:icon}

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:38 AM

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Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O

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#10 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 06:15 AM

I still find it very odd that we are talking about my fat... I would've expected something about how fat I am, but not things about my fat O.o







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#11 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 10 August 2005 - 08:48 PM

you're so fat you died from a heart attack

This post has been edited by Pendragon205: 11 August 2005 - 02:19 AM

This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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#12 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 02:14 AM

Well, Pen's made a little more sense... Even though there was supposed to be an 'e' at the end at least he got the fact there's an apostrophe.







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#13 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 02:19 AM

whoops.... biglaugh.gif fixed it
This was totally out-dated.
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#14 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 August 2005 - 03:15 AM

YAY! biglaugh.gif Thank you. First person in the topic to get it right! eek7.gif







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Posted 12 August 2005 - 06:02 PM

*little brother thought of this, I've never been so proud of the little nerd, haha*

You're so fat, your clothes come in 3 sizes: Extra large, Jumbo, and "Oh my gosh, it's coming towards us!"
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KaiserMike: ….
KaiserMike: *ahem* I feel stupid.
KaiserMike:……
KaiserMike: Valerie, this is the part where you disagree and say “No you’re not!”
Valerie419: …. Oh, crap! I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening! …. Oops.

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