[Neraphym]

Post your fake spells here!


Strange Was Cspace (Ritualist)
Energy Cost: 15
Casting Time: 1
Recharge: 10
Elite Spell. Hold Cspace's ashes for up to 15-60 seconds. When you drop his ashes, the Forums explode and all nearby foes are struck for 10-50 damage and knocked down.


Glyph of Reeses (Elementalist)
Energy Cost: 5
Casting Time: 1
Recharge: 20
Eat a Reeses while casting your next spell. You gain a health regeneration of 4, but lose 50 health because Star Jedi got mad and bapped you for eating one of her Reeses.


Mantra of Spam (Mesmer)
Energy Cost: 10
Casting Time: --
Recharge: 30
For 30-90 seconds, whenever you post in the Insanity Board, you gain 1-4 energy. Mantra of Spam ends if you post something relivent.


Revive Topic (Monk)
Energy Cost: 10
Casting Time: 1
Recharge: 10
Ressurects target topic at 20-60% maximum health. If target topic is beyond page 4-1, you take 15 damage per page.


Animate Banana Minion (Necromancer)
Energy Cost: 25
Casting Time: 3
Recharge: 5
Exploit nearest corpse to animate level 1-17 Banana Minion.


all for now...

[Ariana]

Very nice Alpha!

My personal favorite is the Mesmer one. Someone should create one for the Assassin!

[Goto]

Deadly Bap (Assassin)
Energy Cost: 10
Casting Time: 1/4
Recharge: 15
Off-hand attack. Must Follow a lead attack. If it hits a foe inflicted with 'Dirty Mind', Deadly Bap strikes for +10-35 damage and your foe is Dazed for 5-18 seconds.

Naked Warrior Dance (Warrior)
Energy Cost: 15
Casting time: 0
Recharge: 60
Elite Stance. For 10-20 seconds, any foe attempting a melee or ranged attack is blinded for 5-8 seconds and melee enemies have a 50% chance of becoming Diseased for 5-8 seconds. Enemy shouts in the area are twice as effective while this stance is active.


Not as good as Alpha's, but at least now we only need a Ranger skill to have a full set.

[Ferret Overlord]

Backstabbing PM-
Energy Cost: 10
Recharge: 30
Elite Off-Hand attack. Must follow a Dual Attack. Jump over your opponent and stab them viciously in the back of their neck. Instant kill. Cannot be used on bosses. If missed, this attack causes a backfire of (18...90) retaliation damage.

[Nate]

Cspace's bird (Ranger)

Energy cost: 10

Casting time: 0

Recharging time: 0

An attack by those darn birds, Leaves the targeted enemy confused for 5 seconds (Causes them to attack anyone even other enemies) and deals 20-50 damage.

[Aaron]

Retina Burn
Energy Cost: 10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 1
Hex Spell. For 5 seconds, each time target foe takes a glance at streaking Mesmer, that foe is blinded for (2...5) seconds and is mind poisoned for (10...60) seconds. This spell also causes target foe Exhaustion.

[Ariana]

Nice on Fishie, but does it change if the Mesmer is female?

[©allum]

Naked Warrior Dance (Warrior)
Energy Cost: 15
Casting time: 0
Recharge: 60
Elite Stance. For 10-20 seconds, any foe attempting a melee or ranged attack is blinded for 5-8 seconds and melee enemies have a 50% chance of becoming Diseased for 5-8 seconds. Enemy shouts in the area are twice as effective while this stance is active.

Win!

[Aaron]

Nice on Fishie, but does it change if the Mesmer is female? 

This only can be used by a male Mesmer . The boss that it can be capped from is strangely named "Farneka Laisara" .

[Cspace]

Cspace's Mysterious Signet of Confusion (Quested)
Energy Cost: 0
Casting time: 0
Recharge: 0

Makes the target poisoned, diseased, dazed, interrupted, crippled, knocked down, bleed, set on fire, get a deep wound, lose all mana for every second attack while influenced by the signet, get an additional health degeneration of 4 mesmer-style, and say "HAX!" automatically every third second on six second intervals. Also makes the target have a health regeneration of 9, receive haste, recover 40 HP instantly, gain back all mana for every attack following an attack that resulted in loss of mana, and say "Hehe" automatically every sixth second on six second intervals. Upon getting up from being knocked down all applicable damage done to the target by other characters while down is instantly regained. If the signet results in immediate death, an instant resurrect will follow. While this signet only targets one target at a time, it spreads to every character (whether in your group or an enemy) who walks within melee range or uses an ability on a victim while he/she is affected by it. It can then spread from those who receive the effects from the victim as long as they are affected by it. The effect lasts for 15 seconds per victim, and while it can be potentially healed to a certain extent, any attempts would obviously leave the healer a victim to it. Anyone on who an affected spellcaster casts his/her spells will also receive the effects. The whole time all under the influence of this signet will be the target of constant asteroid, freezing, and electricity effects, but all of which do no damage. For every aspect of this attack, a separate icon will be displayed ("bleeding", "crippled", etc).

[Ferret Overlord]

Signet of Short Posts
EC:10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 3
Interrupt target Cspace spell.

[Goto]

Signet of Short Posts
EC:10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 3
Interrupt target Cspace spell.

Signets don't cost energy, and have a casting time.

[Ferret Overlord]

Fine, Mr. Perfection.


Glyph of Short Posts
EC:10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 3
Interrupt target Cspace spell.

[Goto]

Fine, Mr. Perfection.


Glyph of Short Posts
EC:10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 3
Interrupt target Cspace spell.

Glyphs don't have an effect of their own, they simply add an effect to your next spell. So it'd have to be something along the lines of "Your next spell interrupts target Cspace spell." Doesn't sound quite as good, does it.

Yeah yeah, I know, I'm annoying.

[Ferret Overlord]

Fine, Mr. Perfection.


Glyph of Short Posts
EC:10
Casting Time: 0
Recharge: 3
Interrupt target Cspace spell.

Glyphs don't have an effect of their own, they simply add an effect to your next spell. So it'd have to be something along the lines of "Your next spell interrupts target Cspace spell." Doesn't sound quite as good, does it.

Yeah yeah, I know, I'm annoying.

FFS! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Annoying is Goto
EC:5
Casting time: 1
Recharge: 3

Hex target opponent for 20 seconds. Whenever they make a mistake on any level, including spelling, damage, or just plain logic, deal (12...298) damage.