[CongressJon]

I'm sure you're all aware of Google language tools, right? A Google service that lets you translate text and websites between multiple languages? If you don't, you can look at it here.

Anyways, have you ever tried taking text in English, translating it into some random language, and then bringing it back into English? Comes out pretty darn garbled, let me tell you. And that's what makes it so fun.

So, I thought we could make a game out of it. Okay, maybe GD isn't the best place for it. If it gets too insane, any mod can feel free to move it to The Cafeteria or the IB. But, for now, I think it's all right to keep here.

So, here's how it works:

First, write your original phrase. For example...
A chicken runs, far from my homeland. It runs across a road, which should be funny, but actually isn't.

Then, show the language transition. Example...
English --> Korean

Next part, optional, write down the new phrase in that language. This isn't necessary, but it's always fun. Of course, I don't know if Invision Boards supports languages like Japanese and Arabic, but...
닭은 나의 고국에서 멀리, 달린다. 그것은 재미있어야 하는, 도로의 맞은편에 달리고 그러나 실제로 이지 않는다.

If you did that part, you can then do...
Korean --> English
Though that's not really necessary.

Finally, give us your final phrase, when changed back:
The chicken far, runs from my native country. It does fun, it runs but actually intelligence it is not in the opposite side of the road and. Gotta love it.

So, here's basically what it looks like:

A chicken runs, far from my homeland. It runs across a road, which should be funny, but actually isn't.
English --> Korean
닭은 나의 고국에서 멀리, 달린다. 그것은 재미있어야 하는, 도로의 맞은편에 달리고 그러나 실제로 이지 않는다.
Korean --> English
The chicken far, runs from my native country. It does fun, it runs but actually intelligence it is not in the opposite side of the road and.

And there you have it. Translation insanity.

Enjoy!

[ticktockclok]

I'm so sick of my teacher forcing me to eat the ferret overlord's pants.

to German.....

Ich bin so Kranker meines Lehrers, der mich zwingt, die Hosen der Frettchen overlords zu essen.

to English.....

I am like that patient of my teacher, who forces me to eat the trousers of the Frettchen overlords.

[Phieta]

This is fun to do with song lyrics. Translate English --> German --> French --> English and see what comes up

I think that I will be sad, me thinks that it is today, yeah. The girl who leads me furiously, leaves. She has a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, but she is not interested.

Name that tune!

[Bmatt]

This is fun to do with song lyrics. Translate English --> German --> French --> English and see what comes up

I think that I will be sad, me thinks that it is today, yeah. The girl who leads me furiously, leaves. She has a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, but she is not interested.

Name that tune!

Oh thats just evil, making us name a tune thats garbled .

Into spanish:

Mal justo de los thats del Oh, haciendo que nombramos los thats de una consonancia mutilados

Back to english

Badly just of thats of the Oh, doing that we named thats of a consonancia mutilated.

[Zziggywolf5]

How are you today? I am good, except a tad hungry. We only have toaster pastries, which are gross.

To Italian:

Come siete oggi? Sono buono, tranne un tad affamato. Abbiamo soltanto pasticcerie del tostapane, che sono lorde.

To English:

How you are today? They are good, except a tad starved. We have only pastry shops of the toaster, that they are gross.

[Zoo]

AH! The ninja mice are controlling my mind! The evil things are so cute too! I. . . can't resist. . . !

To German:
AH! Die ninja Mäuse steuern meinen Verstand! Die schlechten Sachen sind auch so nett! I. kann nicht widerstehen. !

Back to English:
AH! Ninja the mice steer mean understanding! The bad things are also so nice! I. cannot resist. !

And to Spanish!:
¡AH! ¡Ninja la comprensión mala del buey de los ratones! ¡Las malas cosas son también tan agradables! I. no puede resistir. ¡!

English again :
AH! Ninja the bad understanding of the ox of the mice! The bad things are also so pleasant! I. cannot resist. !

[Nate]

Ninja the bad understanding

[CongressJon]

I love this game.

This is the best thing to happen to me since they invented the steam-powered muffin! Today, I was promoted to senior vice monkey foot of the Jam Corporation!

English --> French

C'est la meilleure chose à arriver à moi puisqu'ils ont inventé le pain vapeur-actionné ! Aujourd'hui, j'ai été promu au pied vice aîné de singe de la société de confiture !

French --> English

It is the best thing to arrive at me since they invented the steamer-actuated bread! Today, I was promoted with the elder vice foot of monkey of the company of jam!

(More!) English --> Japanese

それは彼らが汽船作動させたパンを発明したので私で着く最もよい事である! 今日、私は込み合いの会社の猿のより古い副フィートと促進された!

Japanese --> English

Because as for that they the steam ship invented the pan which was operated, it is the best thing where it arrives with me! Today, I was promoted the secondary feet where the monkey of the company of being crowded is older!

[Pendragon205]

Funs!
Oh no! I'm going on a boat this friday and I can't read! Can someone help me with my problem?

English to German:
OH- Nr.! Ich gehe auf ein Boot dieser Freitag und ich kann nicht lesen! Kann jemand mir mit meinem Problem helfen?

German to English:
OH No.! I go on a boat this Friday and I cannot not read! Can someone help me with my problem?

(poo, the same.)

English to Spanish:
¡No del OH.! ¡Voy en un barco este viernes y no puedo leer! ¿Puede alguien ayudarme con mi problema?

And back:
Not of the OH.! Voy in an east boat Friday and I cannot read! Can somebody help me with my problem?

To French:
Pas de l'OH. ! Voy dans un bateau est vendredi et moi ne peut pas lire ! Est-ce que quelqu'un peut m'aider avec mon problème ?

And finally English again:
No the OH. ! Voy in a boat is Friday and me cannot read! Can somebody help me with my problem?


Rofl, from spanish to english was best. =P

[Aaron]

I wish they had Latin to English and vice versa . I only know those two languages .

[PissedBuddha]

I love this game! thankyou!!


original:
I am a cereal box. I must shoot cats at you with my yogurt powered spaceship

Korean:
나는 시리얼 박스이다. 나는 나의 요구르트에 의하여 강화된 우주선에 당신에 고양이를 쏴야 한다

translated:
I hour [li] am the box which will freeze. I in compliance with my yogurt in the space ship which is strengthened must shoot the cat to you

translation then translated to japanese:
I時間[リチウム] AM凍っている箱。 増強される宇宙飛行船の私のヨーグルトに従ってIつはあなたに猫を撃たなければならない
translated:
I hour [lithium] AM the box which has frozen. Following to my yogurt of the space airship which is reinforced, I must shoot the cat in you,

then spanish:
Hora I [litio] la caja que ha congelado. Siguiendo a mi yogur del dirigible del espacio se refuerza que, debo tirar al gato en ti,

translated:
Hour I [lithium] the box that has congealed. Following my yogur of the airship of the space it is reinforced that, I must throw to the cat in you,

[Bmatt]

English
Fire, when left uncontrolled, Can cause severe burns. So, remember kids, dont play with rabid mice!

To Portugese
O fogo, quando saido descontrolado, pode causar queimaduras severas. Assim, recordar miúdos, não jogam com ratos rabid!

Back To English
The fire, when saido uncontrolled, it can cause severe burnings. Thus, to remember small, they do not play with rats rabid!

Over to Simplified Chinese
火灾时Saido失控,就可能造成严重烧毁. 因此,小记,他们不玩疯狂老鼠!

Back to english!
Saido uncontrolled fire could cause serious burning. Therefore, small mind that they do not play crazy rats!

Once more to French!
Le feu non contrôlé de Saido a pu causer la brûlure sérieuse. Par conséquent, petit esprit qu'ils ne jouent pas les rats fous !

And finally, once more to english!
The fire not controlled of Saido could cause the serious burn. Consequently, small-minded person which they do not play the insane rats!



First Comment: Fire, when left uncontrolled, Can cause severe burns. So, remember kids, dont play with rabid mice!
Final Result: The fire not controlled of Saido could cause the serious burn. Consequently, small-minded person which they do not play the insane rats!

[Zziggywolf5]

Hm. Some of mine it doesn't even translate all the way. Oh well.

I saw the proverbial Pie in the Sky today, and it came close enough for me to catch it. That pie was tasty, which is odd because the Pie in the Sky doesn’t actually exist.
To Italian:
Ho visto oggi la torta proverbial nel cielo ed è venuto abbastanza vicino affinchè me lo interferisse. Quella torta era saporita, che è dispari perché la torta nel cielo realmente non esiste.
To English:
I have seen today the cake proverbial in the sky and has come enough near affinchè interfered to me. That cake was saporita, that it is uneven because the cake in the sky really does not exist.
To Spanish:
He visto hoy la torta proverbial en el cielo y he venido bastante affinchè cercano interferí a mí. Esa torta era saporita, de que que es desigual porque no existe la torta en el cielo realmente.
Back to English:
I have seen today the proverbial cake in the sky and have come quite affinchè near I interfered to me. That cake was saporita, of which that is unequal because the cake in the sky really does not exist.



The chicken has passive-aggressive disorder, so I suggest you run before it attacks. If it attacks, give it a strawberry and blueberry muffin.
To German:
Das Huhn hat passiv-konkurrenzfähige Störung, also schlage ich vor, daß du läufst, bevor sie angreift. Wenn sie angreift, ihm ein Erdbeere- und Blaubeeremuffin geben.
To French:
Le poulet a un dérangement passiv-konkurrenzfähige, donc je proposition que tu coures, avant qu'elle n'attaque. Si elle attaque, un Blaubeeremuffin et de fraise donner-lui.
To English:
The chicken has a disturbance passiv-konkurrenzfähige, therefore I proposal which you run, before it does not attack. If it attacks, Blaubeeremuffin and strawberry to give him.

[Charlie]

Hehe fun

English:

Hello everyone. How is your life so far? Well I am bored. Good bye. Eat cheese.

Italian:

Ciao tutto. Come è finora la vostra vita? Pozzo sono annoiato. Arrivederci. Mangiare il formaggio.

Back to English:

Hello everyone. How is your life I know to make? Well the am bored. Good bye. Cheese Eat.

Not bad.

English:

The cheese is eating the banana peel. Run quick. I have a lifejacket which can fit three elephants!

Portuguese:

O queijo está comendo a casca da banana. Funcionar rapidamente. Eu tenho um lifejacket que possa caber três elefantes!

Back to English:

The cheese is eating the rind of the banana. To function quickly. I have one lifejacket that he can fit three elephants!

[Res]

This is fun to do with song lyrics. Translate English --> German --> French --> English and see what comes up

I think that I will be sad, me thinks that it is today, yeah. The girl who leads me furiously, leaves. She has a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, A a chart with the voyage, but she is not interested.

Name that tune!

Numa Numa?