[Jarik C-Bol]

Lets do it again!

rules are:
no being "God"
no being "barny"
no cheating
Let the Brawl begin!


"Jarik sits up and looks around, wondering dazzidly how he got whereever he is. rubing his eyes, he focuses on the blob of color across the room, slowly distinguishing the glow of the neon sighn reading "All pets left overnight will be sold on the black market" "oh"he mumbles as he realizes he's in Kelly's pub and ubrgrill again. "Must have got knocked out..." he mumbles, rubbing the lump on the back of his head. Getting to his feet, Jarik stumbles across the room to the bar, and looks at the figure slumped on the stool at the end"Hey, kaiserMike, you dead?" rasped Jarik, rubbing his adams apple, which feels like it was crushed with a brick. Getting no response from Kaiser, Jarik grabs a mug of ...somthing... and tosses it on Kaiser. "Wake up!" the foul smell of the liquid rouses Kaiser, who promptly falls off the stool, landing on a hoe which pops up, and wacks Jarik soundly in the face. "Ow!" Jarik stumbles backwards, falling into a chair. "Uh oh..." Jarik belatedly realizes that he has sat upon somone. He jumps up, and trys to make a run for the door, only trip over the fire eqtinguisher, and fall into a closet.

[©allum]

*teleports to Mars, year 2025*

*steals fusion rocket launcher from Ultor Armoury*

*launches it at Earth*

[Wraithblood0]

*drunkenly detonates C4 (or is it C5) he dropped in the closet, thinking that pressing the button would get more beer*

If we cant do psycho stuff like this disregard the previos statement

[Res]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

*Casually eviscerates Callum*

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik recovers from his extremely long trip into the closet, about faces, obtains a coat hanger, and brandishes it at Res with bravado "have at thee ye scurvey!"Jarik atempts to stab Res with the coathanger, which causes him to lose his ballance, and topple headfirst into Res, knocking him over the bar and into the grillworks. A gas leak begins.

[Jake]

*breaks poolstick over res's head*


As if it'd hurt

[©allum]

holy crap I god mode'd the crap out of this back then.

*Picks self of ffloor and jumps behind bar*
*Notices the gas leak*
*Thinks of a witty one liner*
"And tha- No... ... ... ... uh... shut up!"
*throws lit match in the direction of the griller*
*ducks back behind bar*

[Res]

Much to the approval of the rest of the participants, the match extinguishes itself as it flies through the air!
*Grabs whiskey*
*Chugs*
*Invigorated, jumps into the brawl.*
*Attacks Jake with the ferocity of a thousand rabid weasels*

[Zziggywolf5]

*finishes his vodka and notices the fight*
*throws Callum out from behind the bar*
*jumps on top of bar*

[Res]

MOVE ZIGGY!!!
*Leaps over Ziggy to smash Callum in the gut*

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

[Nate]

*Revs up a chainsaw and puts on the freddy mask and runs around swinging at any moving thing while laughing demonically*

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik recovers from sending Res over the bar, grabs a mug of beer, and hurls it at Nate's head, it strikes with a glancing blow, breaking, sending shards of glass around the room. Jarik grabs a bottle of Vodka, takes a swig, stuffs a napkin into the mouth, and lights it. He eyes the growing pandimonium with glee. "Here she goes boys!" he hollers, and hurls the newly crafted Moltov at the pool table, setting the person sleeping on it ablaze. The formerly sleeping person from the pool table leaps up, and dashes to the fire extinguisher, and douses himself, swearing. his looks wildly around the room, and spots Jarik, holding a zippo lighter...

[MA-53]

*breaks the door open with force powers. Smells the gas leak, sees the still-somewhat-flaming-person, and proceeds to power up his lightsaber and cut him down.*

In retrospect, I could have just doused the flames.

*pats the flames out*

[Res]

SHAMBLER COMES IN OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE AND MAULS YOU ALL!!!

[Zziggywolf5]

*fall off of bar*
*throws table at Jarik*
HOW DARE YOU WASTE THAT VODKA?