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The Path of The Webcrawlers A continuation of an ancient thread that I can't find anymore.

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Which bot crawls the funniest places?

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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Atilla {lang:icon}

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 03:24 AM

We did this a looooooong time ago when the only webcrawler/indexer we could see as a "member" was GoogleBot. If I'm not mistaken, the thread was called The Path of The GoogleBot.

Now then, utilizing the Last Click link below the active members at the bottom of the forums (or just cick here if you're too lazy to do so), simply watch what the bots are doing. They often do quite humorous things, such as "use personal messenger" to not actually send messages (at least I don't think they do O.o), read threads that are a bazillion years old that you may find amusing, they play the arcade if I'm not mistaken, just about anything you can think of on our site they seem to be able to use.

It's the Battle of The Bots! Who gives the most laughs?

Make sure to watch ALL of them before making a decision! DON'T JUST VOTE RIGHT AWAY!

(Also take note, most of the would-be "guests" are actually webcrawlers too, but aren't sophisticated enough to somehow identify with IPBoard yet so we obviously can't include them.)
<b>(\__/)</b>
<b>(='.'=)</b> This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Atilla {lang:icon}

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 03:37 AM

OMGDOUBLEPOST.

For instance:

Yahoo Posting in topic: The Guild Today, 08:35 PM
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<b>(='.'=)</b> This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.
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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Cspace {lang:icon}

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 06:27 AM

Hehe, that thread was fun. bluetongue.gif



Googlebot is sending an email "Today, 02:26 AM" eek4.gif
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 07:07 AM

Can't find any good ones sad.gif
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:28 AM

Googlebot looking at the topic - Will some tell me what youtube poops are?
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Click Ya'll
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 01:43 PM

Yahoo - Posting in topic: Clans DO have hope for a good update!
Darkstorm Profile
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 06:04 PM

Yahoo is looking at someone's profile.
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:14 PM

GoogleBot Viewing Topic: Guilty Of Murder Today, 04:12 PM
Yahoo Viewing Members Profile Today, 04:12 PM
Ask Jeeves Viewing Board Index Today, 04:08 PM

QUOTE (JGJTan @ Jul 17 2008, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I endorse stalking. :thumb:
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE (Zziggywolf5 @ May 17 2008, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GoogleBot Viewing Topic: Guilty Of Murder Today, 04:12 PM

Haha. xD
Video of the Week! Click it! ;D (Second attempt!)
Blame it on the Pop

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Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 08:19 PM


GoogleBot Viewing Forum: Port Izkaldan Today, 09:18 PM

I never knew he played DarkStorm?
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Posted 18 May 2008 - 06:32 AM

I sorta knew googlebot would win again, but it's still funny seeing things like this:

Yahoo Posting in Topic: The Frozen Sun Today, 11:32 PM
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<b>(='.'=)</b> This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 07:41 PM

*cough* *hack* *bump* *cough*
Yahoo Using Personal Messenger Today, 02:39 PM
GoogleBot Viewing Topic: Burning Nuker Today, 02:39 PM


QUOTE (JGJTan @ Jul 17 2008, 04:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I endorse stalking. :thumb:
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