funny insults/threats
#1
Posted 11 June 2005 - 01:49 AM
#2
Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:05 AM
"(my name), you are SO STUPID my neopets is smarter than you its intelligence is 8!"-My sister.
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
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#3
Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:10 AM
#5
Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:16 AM
Will do.
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
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..........\/_/\ \/......___..\ \ \/'\.....____...........
.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
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#6
Posted 11 June 2005 - 07:12 AM
I told him to sdfu or I'd rip his face off. That made him shut up and go away. ....Good thing he didnt know I was joking
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#7
Posted 11 June 2005 - 11:05 AM
#8
Posted 12 October 2010 - 06:02 AM
So I went to my truck during lunch and found a towing chain I keep in my toolbox and stuffed it in my backpack. As I went for my truck after school, I wrapped it around my fist. When the guy I was tipped off about made his move...
I punched him in the face with a high grade steel knuckle. Broke his upper jaw. Then I unraveled the chain and nailed him in the shin with it. Unpleasant.
Left him motionless in the parking lot. Nobody saw, not even security cameras, which was his fault because he tried to mug me in an unseen area. Got away scott-free and never told a soul about it until now.
My friend said he thought he was joking. I said "I wasn't."
Made me laugh.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
#10
Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:40 PM
☭, on 12 October 2010 - 07:40 AM, said:
Only in America...
Yeah, civilized peoples wear Burberry and carry knives.
Also, was playing Reach. Kid called my mid-20sish friend a 40yr old video game playing loser. I got told to get a life when I said I was 20.
He sounded 14.
Kids these days...
#13
Posted 13 October 2010 - 12:13 AM
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
#14
Posted 13 October 2010 - 11:56 AM
By the way Jake, I live on a rock in the middle of the sea and steal electricity from cruise liners. It's the only way to escape belonging to a nation full of idiots.
#15
Posted 14 October 2010 - 11:47 AM
....He was too scrawny to begin with.
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