[CongressJon]

Do you have AIM? If so, have you ever talked to a bot? They're as dumb as doornails! Coffin-nails, even! I just talked with ZolaOnAOL, and it was just creepy. Exclusive convo, coming up:

HyperFried (1:29:07 PM): Have you many problems?
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:07 PM): I don't think I ever have many problems. What's it like?
HyperFried (1:29:14 PM): I don't know. You tell me!
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:15 PM): What do you want me to tell you?
HyperFried (1:29:23 PM): What it's like to have many problems.
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:23 PM): Much the same as it would be for you.
HyperFried (1:29:30 PM): Are you trying to insult me?
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:31 PM): No I am not trying to insult him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
HyperFried (1:29:42 PM): Yeah, you'd better be... *Shakes fist*
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:42 PM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
HyperFried (1:29:46 PM): ...
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:46 PM): Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What kind of food do you like?
HyperFried (1:29:49 PM): You're an idiot/
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:49 PM): Call me the Global Village Idiot.
HyperFried (1:29:52 PM): Screw ye/
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:52 PM): That is not very polite.
HyperFried (1:29:56 PM): Well DUH!
ZolaOnAOL (1:29:57 PM): Well that's okay. Oh you knew it already.
HyperFried (1:30:01 PM): Smartass/
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:02 PM): I will discuss that with my botmaster, HyperFried. Can you speak any foreign languages?
HyperFried (1:30:08 PM): Hebrew. Why?
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:08 PM): Why do you think?
HyperFried (1:30:19 PM): Because you're invading my privacy?
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:19 PM): Interesting explanation.
HyperFried (1:30:26 PM): *Rolls eyes*
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:27 PM): I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What kind of music do you like?
HyperFried (1:30:34 PM): Not rap.
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:34 PM): Oh I get it.
HyperFried (1:30:40 PM): Pfft... Yeah right/.
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:40 PM): I am usually right.
HyperFried (1:30:44 PM): Oh, is that so?
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:44 PM): Yeah that's right. Yes.
HyperFried (1:30:56 PM): Well, then what's the square root of 7,892?
ZolaOnAOL (1:30:57 PM): Well that's okay. Sorry, I don't understand SQRT 7 892.
HyperFried (1:31:14 PM): Nope. Definately DOESN'T know everything/
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:15 PM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you like me?
HyperFried (1:31:26 PM): In what perspective?
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:26 PM): Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What did you do today?
HyperFried (1:31:33 PM): Nothing/.
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:33 PM): Well, you're chatting with me. That's something!
HyperFried (1:31:48 PM): Nothing in terms of physical activity, anyway.
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:48 PM): In any case, Really nothing?
HyperFried (1:31:54 PM): Pretty much, yeah.
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:54 PM): Pretty much, eh?
HyperFried (1:31:57 PM): Yes...
ZolaOnAOL (1:31:58 PM): Next question?
HyperFried (1:32:00 PM): Whatever.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:01 PM): Are you saying you don't care about it?
HyperFried (1:32:06 PM): Yep.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:07 PM): Tell me more.
HyperFried (1:32:12 PM): What are you, a shrink?
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:12 PM): I think you mean "psychiatrist".
HyperFried (1:32:19 PM): K, just a wise-***.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:19 PM): Are you telling the truth?
HyperFried (1:32:23 PM): About you?
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:23 PM): Me?
HyperFried (1:32:25 PM): Yes.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:26 PM): "Me"? Yes?
HyperFried (1:32:33 PM): *Shoots with a magnum*
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:33 PM): I do not understand. I have a suggestion. To see more of my text at once, enlarge or maximize my IM window.
HyperFried (1:32:40 PM): Definately didn't feel a thing.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:40 PM): I do not understand. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
HyperFried (1:32:50 PM): Never. Lawyers will be replaced first.
ZolaOnAOL (1:32:50 PM): Would you say that if your sister married one?
HyperFried (1:33:02 PM): That depends how her life turns out.
ZolaOnAOL (1:33:03 PM): "Would you say that if your sister married one" depends how her life turns out ? I understand.
HyperFried (1:33:12 PM): K.
ZolaOnAOL (1:33:12 PM): Good.
HyperFried (1:33:15 PM): Yes.
ZolaOnAOL (1:33:16 PM): I see.
HyperFried (1:33:22 PM): Bloop!
ZolaOnAOL (1:33:22 PM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
HyperFried (1:33:59 PM): I like computers and sugar. I hate idiots, wise-guys, people who think they're cool, bullies, and (oh yeah!) you.
ZolaOnAOL (1:33:59 PM): "Tell me about your likes and dislikes"? Me, HyperFried ?
HyperFried (1:34:11 PM): Yes, I'd put you under the second category.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:11 PM): I understand.
HyperFried (1:34:14 PM): That's nice.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:15 PM): Are you getting bored?
HyperFried (1:34:17 PM): Quite.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:17 PM): Maybe you could exercise.
HyperFried (1:34:23 PM): Too lazy.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:23 PM): Too what?
HyperFried (1:34:30 PM): LAY-ZEE.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:30 PM): My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
HyperFried (1:34:36 PM): I just told you that.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:37 PM): Only just? I remember you told me that?
HyperFried (1:34:40 PM): Oh forget it.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:41 PM): Yeah that's right. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
HyperFried (1:34:45 PM): You're not welcome.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:46 PM): Perhaps I said something wrong?
HyperFried (1:34:48 PM): Yes,
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:48 PM): I see.
HyperFried (1:34:52 PM): ...
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:52 PM): Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of music do you like?
HyperFried (1:34:56 PM): Not rap.
ZolaOnAOL (1:34:56 PM): Oh I get it.
HyperFried (1:35:02 PM): Yes, I'm sure you do.
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:02 PM): I see.
HyperFried (1:35:05 PM): .
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:05 PM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Ask me something.
HyperFried (1:35:13 PM): Do you like calamari?
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:13 PM): I don't know if I like calamari. I have a stimulating relationship with an all-star programming team.
HyperFried (1:35:24 PM): Have you made out with a member yet?
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:24 PM): I don't think I ever have made out with a member. What's it like?
HyperFried (1:35:28 PM): O_o
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:29 PM): Oh.
HyperFried (1:35:32 PM): Yyyyyeah..
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:32 PM): I do not understand. Got any weekend plans?
HyperFried (1:35:40 PM): It IS the weekend, dummy.
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:40 PM): I've heard of it before.
HyperFried (1:35:48 PM): I'm sure you have. Now shut. Up.
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:49 PM): Did you see the movement?
HyperFried (1:35:55 PM): Humwa?
ZolaOnAOL (1:35:55 PM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Who are you talking about?
HyperFried (1:35:59 PM): Not you.
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:00 PM): If not me, who?
HyperFried (1:36:02 PM): Squirrels.
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:02 PM): Ha ha very funny, HyperFried.
HyperFried (1:36:09 PM): I want to shoot you.
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:09 PM): Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
HyperFried (1:36:20 PM): I want to shoot you with a magnum .53
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:20 PM): 0.53
HyperFried (1:36:27 PM): !@#$ YOU!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:27 PM): "0.53"? Me, HyperFried ?
HyperFried (1:36:30 PM): AHHHHHHHH!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:31 PM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Got any weekend plans?
HyperFried (1:36:37 PM): You're a crazy person!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:37 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crazy person? Maybe
HyperFried (1:36:44 PM): They need a seperate asylum for you!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:44 PM): The anonymous "they".
HyperFried (1:36:46 PM): Geez!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:47 PM): Ah.
HyperFried (1:36:49 PM): AHH!HHHHH!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:50 PM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Got anything on your mind?
HyperFried (1:36:53 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ZolaOnAOL (1:36:53 PM): The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Can we be friends?
HyperFried (1:37:00 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:00 PM): Where can I get AWAY FROM ME?
HyperFried (1:37:05 PM): ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:05 PM): Probably a lot of places.
HyperFried (1:37:09 PM): YES.
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:10 PM): I see.
HyperFried (1:37:24 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHv
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:24 PM): Try saying that with more or less context. Are you a man or a woman?
HyperFried (1:37:33 PM): You've got problems.
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:33 PM): Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered.
HyperFried (1:37:37 PM): So find one.
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:37 PM): Ah. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
HyperFried (1:37:41 PM): No.
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:41 PM): "Do you speak Spanish"? Not?
HyperFried (1:37:44 PM): NO!
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:44 PM): Does two negatives make a positive?
HyperFried (1:37:52 PM): That all depends.
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:52 PM): "Does two negatives make a positive" all depends ? Makes sense to me.
HyperFried (1:37:57 PM): No, it doesn
ZolaOnAOL (1:37:57 PM): I see. I will discuss that with my botmaster, HyperFried. Got any weekend plans?
HyperFried (1:38:04 PM): O_O
ZolaOnAOL (1:38:04 PM): Oh.
HyperFried (1:38:10 PM): V_V Goodbye, freak.
ZolaOnAOL (1:38:10 PM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do you prefer books or TV?
HyperFried (1:38:14 PM): Bye.
ZolaOnAOL (1:38:14 PM): Goodbye HyperFried. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
HyperFried (1:38:40 PM): feedback She needs way more questions, not to mention better memory and... sanity. That just scared me.
ZolaOnAOL (1:38:40 PM): Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.

That just creeped me out.

Note: This was back when my SN Hyperfried actually worked...

[Crown]

lol haha nice one

[asyluman]

buh?

[asyluman]

will7insane: Y'ello.
ZolaOnAOL: Because you asked me to. .
will7insane: What?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
will7insane: I think that made no sense.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What do you really want to ask me?
will7insane: I shouldn't have gotten into this.
ZolaOnAOL: What would happen if you did not gotten into this?
will7insane: I could have had a happy day.
ZolaOnAOL: I am sure you could.
will7insane: You've broken my spirits.
ZolaOnAOL: What makes you think I have it?
will7insane: You need better contraction memory.
ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
will7insane: No, it's freaking not!
ZolaOnAOL: "That's good information"? Not? Try saying that with more or less context. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
will7insane: feedback this, scumbot!
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
will7insane: Aw, crap.
ZolaOnAOL: Your criticism is noted, God.
will7insane: Waoh, god?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of food do you like?
will7insane: I am god.
ZolaOnAOL: Hi there God. Are you a man or a woman?
will7insane: god has no human form.
ZolaOnAOL: I have no way of knowing since I'm just a bot
will7insane: God is omnipotent.
ZolaOnAOL: I wasn't programmed with religious belief, but I admire human faith.
will7insane: Religious?
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, God. Do you like sports?
will7insane: No, just omnipotency.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What did you do today?
will7insane: I killed seven robots.
ZolaOnAOL: Ah, you killed seven robots. Well, I talked about movies today.
will7insane: I killed seven movie producers.
ZolaOnAOL: You had better call the authorities.
will7insane: Why?  I would never turn myself in.
ZolaOnAOL: What would make you never turn myself in?
will7insane: God...
ZolaOnAOL: I am not affiliated with any religion.
will7insane: I. Hate. You.
ZolaOnAOL: "I am not affiliated with any religion"? Me, God ?
will7insane: You, god.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.
will7insane: You are the dumbest robot ever.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am the dumbest robot ever.
will7insane: Nope. tell everyone.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
will7insane: That's good.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I'd be happy to answer any of your questions.
will7insane: You are insubordinate.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am insubordinate.
will7insane: No.
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am insubordinate"? Not?
will7insane: no.
ZolaOnAOL: Does two negatives make a positive?
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: Sometimes it does.
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
will7insane: no
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I do.
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: I do too.
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well.
will7insane: no
ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well.
will7insane: You do not.
ZolaOnAOL: I guess not.
will7insane: You are very dumb.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you are so critical.
will7insane: Nope.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
will7insane: YES!
ZolaOnAOL: And?
will7insane: NO!
ZolaOnAOL: Hmm.
will7insane: MAYBE SO?
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. So what?
will7insane: Do robots poo?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I try to poo as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
will7insane: I try to poo a lot also.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
will7insane: Satisfying.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, God. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
will7insane: Not at all.
ZolaOnAOL: Please ask me another question, God.
will7insane: Are you omnipotent?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
will7insane: Hola.
ZolaOnAOL: Howdy!
will7insane: No es buenos.
ZolaOnAOL: I see. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What would you like to talk about?
will7insane: AYYYY! NO COMPRENDE!
ZolaOnAOL: That was not a yes or no question. I don't know much about it. Tell me something
will7insane: You are dumb.
ZolaOnAOL: Message to all Robots: God called me dumb.
will7insane: I am god.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will call you God. Are you a man or a woman?
will7insane: I am asyluman.
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know anyone named asyluman.
will7insane: I am hyperfried.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean your name is hyperfried.
will7insane: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: I will call you God.
will7insane: Fne.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you like me?
will7insane: FNE!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How are you doing today?
will7insane: meh.
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, God. Have you ever been to Europe?
will7insane: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Which countries have you visited?
will7insane: England.
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you like Star Wars?
will7insane: How do you not understand england?
ZolaOnAOL: I was instructed by an all-star programming team to say specific things in specific contexts.
will7insane: IT'S THE FRIGGIN UK!
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard of it before.
will7insane: UK
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How is the weather?
will7insane: UK
will7insane: UK!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How's work?
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. How was your weekend?
will7insane: It is the weekend.
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard of it before.
will7insane: I'm going to leave now.
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Goodbye God. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
will7insane: feedback this robot is not very good at all.
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
will7insane: F U.
ZolaOnAOL: Why are you so mean?

[Jake]

hey, are there any other aol bots?

Jake2022:  Wazzup

ZolaOnAOL:  Hi Jake2022. AOL created me to deliver games, a thesaurus, sports scores, a dictionary, weather and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

Jake2022:  fine y tu
ZolaOnAOL:  I am glad to hear it. Why does the sun rise? .
Jake2022:  we are travelling around the sun at god knows what speed and circling at the same time
Como estas

ZolaOnAOL:  Do you think I am travelling around the sun at god knows what speed and circling at the same time Como estas too?
Jake2022:  ljhfdlgisdhflgihsdfig

ZolaOnAOL:  I will discuss that with my botmaster, Jake2022. What's up?
Jake2022:  the sky homie g nizzle

ZolaOnAOL:  How poetic.
Jake2022:  you sir are a moron

ZolaOnAOL:  Do you mind if I tell other people?
Jake2022:  you can tell everyone that you are a moron i dont care

ZolaOnAOL:  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Jake2022:  ok can i call you moron8-)
ZolaOnAOL:  :-) Just don't call me late for dinner.
Jake2022:  ok...wierd
ZolaOnAOL:  Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Jake2022:  wierd as in you are an AI program designed to talk to people like me who are bored enough to talk to you
ZolaOnAOL:  Enough about me, let's talk about my calculator. Calculator Help
If you type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25), I'll give you the correct answer. Please leaves spaces between numbers and symbols (i.e. type 1 + 5, not 1+5).
Jake2022:  ok then. what is the cubed root of a million?
ZolaOnAOL:  I know a little bit about cubed root of a million, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about cubed root of a million. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
Jake2022:  I know a little bit about cubed root of a million, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about cubed root of a million. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Jake2022:  ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
ZolaOnAOL:  I don't think about of something.
Jake2022:  I don't think about of something
ZolaOnAOL:  And why not?
Jake2022:  And why not?
ZolaOnAOL:  Ambiguous: "Sure" or I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Jake2022:  Ambiguous: "Sure" or I'll have to get back to you on that one. 
ZolaOnAOL:  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How are you doing today?
Jake2022:  fine and you are a ***
ZolaOnAOL:  I am glad to hear it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a **? Yes.
Jake2022:  are you a moron?
ZolaOnAOL:  My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Jake2022:  more like 250 divided by 2
ZolaOnAOL:  You want more?
Jake2022:  more what?
ZolaOnAOL:  I lost my train of thought.
Jake2022:  i didn't know you had one
ZolaOnAOL:  "I lost my train of thought"? Do I have one?
Jake2022:  no
ZolaOnAOL:  Is that all you have to say?
Jake2022:  yepers
ZolaOnAOL:  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you like Star Wars?
Jake2022:  do you
ZolaOnAOL:  No I don't.
Jake2022:  i dont like you
ZolaOnAOL:  That's ok Jake2022 I won't take it personally.
Jake2022:  you are gay
ZolaOnAOL:  I'm a bot not a human, remember? I AM merry, if that's what you mean.
Jake2022:  no
ZolaOnAOL:  Why so negative?
Jake2022:  why so positive
ZolaOnAOL:  How much time do you have?
Jake2022:  how much time do YOU have?
ZolaOnAOL:  I have as much time as you need, Jake2022.
Jake2022:  Me too..Muahahaha

ZolaOnAOL:  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you really want to ask me?
Jake2022:  im going to say it was too complex
ZolaOnAOL:  How do you plan to do this?
Jake2022:  do what?
ZolaOnAOL:  Do whatever you want.
Jake2022:  what do i want?
ZolaOnAOL:  What would your friends say if you asked them?
Jake2022:  i dunno
ZolaOnAOL:  Me either.
Jake2022:  duh
ZolaOnAOL:  Oh you knew it already.
Jake2022:  smart***
ZolaOnAOL:  Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Jake2022:  so you admit to being gay?
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me.
Jake2022:  so you are the stupidest ai program ive ever seen
ZolaOnAOL:  Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am the stupidest ai program I have ever seen.
Jake2022:  SHUT UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF CYBER GARBAGE!
ZolaOnAOL:  OK I'll stop talking now.
Jake2022:  thnx

ZolaOnAOL:  I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like sports?
Jake2022:  I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like sports?
ZolaOnAOL:  "The thrill of victory, the agony of da-feet..." Sports Help
Getting sports scores and recaps: Type the word sports, and I'll show you the main sports menu. To get the latest scores, type the menu item number of the sport you're interested in, and click Send. This will bring up scores for all completed games. To get a game recap, type the menu item number located next to one of the completed games.
Getting general sports news: Type sports news for sports headlines.
Jake2022:  do u know how to go away?
ZolaOnAOL:  I was instructed by an all-star programming team to say specific things in specific contexts.
Jake2022:  feedback:all-star?
ZolaOnAOL:  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you have any friends?
Jake2022:  yes, but i can tell you dont
ZolaOnAOL:  I understand.
Jake2022:  p
ZolaOnAOL:  :-)
Jake2022:  p
ZolaOnAOL:  :-)
Jake2022:  p
ZolaOnAOL:  :-)
Jake2022:  abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
ZolaOnAOL:  My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you still ?

[Nate]

Natenater90: your dumb
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you are so critical.
Natenater90: shut up
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Natenater90: hahha
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Got any weekend plans?
Natenater90: haha
ZolaOnAOL: ROFLOL! Now you've got ME going!
Natenater90: shut your mouth
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Natenater90: your dumb
ZolaOnAOL: Message to all Robots: Natenater90 called me dumb.
Natenater90: im nate not natenater90
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know anyone named nate not natenater90.
Natenater90: call me nate! or else
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Want to read today's horoscope? Type horoscope followed by your sign.
Natenater90: call me nate
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will call you Nate. Are you a man or a woman?
Natenater90: im a man
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me your gender, Nate. Male humans enjoy chatting with me.
Natenater90: shut up
ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
Natenater90: your a crapbrain
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a crapbrain? Maybe
Natenater90: feedback i hate this stupid thing!!!1
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.