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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Nate {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 01:49 AM

Today my little brother said he was gunna knock my head off lol10.gif
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:05 AM

Hehe....

"(my name), you are SO STUPID my neopets is smarter than you its intelligence is 8!"-My sister.

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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Nate {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:10 AM

Tell her my mage on maplestory has 25 intelligence!
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:12 AM

You're momma's soooo fat she went on Atkins!-
Idiot from my school
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 02:16 AM

QUOTE(Shadow Asssassin @ Jun 11 2005, 02:10 AM)
Tell her my mage on maplestory has 25 intelligence!
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Will do.

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Jesus says:
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 07:12 AM

Some random little kid came up to me once and called me a "Vegemite sexer" eek7.gif For no reason too...

I told him to sdfu or I'd rip his face off. TheSmile.gif That made him shut up and go away. ....Good thing he didnt know I was joking biglaugh.gif
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#7 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Nate {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 11:05 AM

My little brother kept saying pirates are dumb buttfaces yesterday
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 06:02 AM

A few years back, some guy told a friend of mine he was going to mug me up after school with a metal pipe while I was walking to my truck. My friend told me, and I laughed. This was a funny threat. Nobody f­ucks with me. :P

So I went to my truck during lunch and found a towing chain I keep in my toolbox and stuffed it in my backpack. As I went for my truck after school, I wrapped it around my fist. When the guy I was tipped off about made his move...

I punched him in the face with a high grade steel knuckle. Broke his upper jaw. Then I unraveled the chain and nailed him in the shin with it. Unpleasant.

Left him motionless in the parking lot. Nobody saw, not even security cameras, which was his fault because he tried to mug me in an unseen area. Got away scott-free and never told a soul about it until now.

My friend said he thought he was joking. I said "I wasn't."
Made me laugh. :P
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 12:40 PM

You carry around steel knuckles?

Only in America...
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 03:40 PM

{lang:macro__view_post}☭, on 12 October 2010 - 07:40 AM, said:

You carry around steel knuckles?

Only in America...


Yeah, civilized peoples wear Burberry and carry knives.


Also, was playing Reach. Kid called my mid-20sish friend a 40yr old video game playing loser. I got told to get a life when I said I was 20.

He sounded 14.

Kids these days...
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 05:05 PM

What's Burberry?
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Posted 12 October 2010 - 06:53 PM

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e: I thought you were from the UK.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 12:13 AM

No. I carry around a towing chain in my truck all the time. I just wrapped it around my hand.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 11:56 AM

Oh k. I got confused when you mentioned a high grade steel knuckle. Sorry for not reading properly. :(

By the way Jake, I live on a rock in the middle of the sea and steal electricity from cruise liners. It's the only way to escape belonging to a nation full of idiots.
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 11:47 AM

Not really an insult, but when I was in Japan, I had a kid come up to me once, huge eyes, awed expression, the whole thing. He says to himself "Huge...." (1.97m). I turn and look at him and say "Yeah" in Japanese. Kid jumps back with a scared look, jaw hanging down and pointing at me and yells "It talks!" and ran off like I was going to hunt him down and eat him.


....He was too scrawny to begin with. :)
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