[Charlie]

So what was your past life :>

Just make one up.

I'll uh...post mine later!

When I can think of one..

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

I was that guy.

You know, that guy?

That guy that you never see in any recorded history or past writing?

Yeah. I was him.

[x..]

I was that star on the background.

Y'know, the lightest one.

[Neraphym]

I was Hitler... sorry.

[Zoo]

I had to have been a cat of some sort. I've sat for several people's cats, and rescued my share of them too. They're my absolute favorite kind of animal (all kinds, not just domestics).

At one place I was able to pet 4 of the 7 I was told I wouldn't likely be able to at one house (plus the 6 that aren't as shy. . . the owner was unable to give up a foster litter, then has subsequently rescued a couple of feral litters ). When I went to meet the cats beforehand, one of the 6 came right out to check me out, but she apparently won't come out for the owner's mom (who the cat knows) for at least an hour. She was guarding me in bed at least one of the nights.

At another there is a shy cat who hid the whole first day I was there, but now she comes out within half an hour of my arrival (though she still doesn't eat like she should, at least she eats now) and I keep being told the other cat is also shy, but she really isn't around me.

At the third place the woman has an ancient dog, but she also cares for 5 ferals (one has gotten close enough to her to spend time inside the house, except when I'm there). Two of them began letting me pet them at meals during the third visit (they go away a lot). They don't really even like her husband. Sometimes one of their daughters goes with them wherever and her cats come over to stay too. I was left a note (as usual, the dog is really picky), and I had just gotten to the part where it was telling me how shy they are and one of them is on the counter in my face saying hi. The other came right out to have a look at me. I let him come to me when he was ready, which was less than an hour after I got there.

I'm set to sit for another lady in a couple months, but she wanted me to come over quite early to make sure I'd be ok with the job in case she needed to make other arrangements. She has a couple of pretty friendly cats and one that has had a pretty tough life. The latter one ran and hid when he heard me arrive (as is his custom), but they were figuring they were going to have to catch him to show me how to groom him (he's a maine coon). He walked right over to me when we went on the porch where he was, sniffed my hand, then tried to ask to be let in.

[Nate]

A panda, lazy and dumb, hahahaha.

[MA-53]

The Green Lantern.

Sometimes I still try to smash stuff with a luminous green hammer. It doesn't work.

[Zoo]

Kitten decided to prove my point here last night. She's been asking for a "mommy bath" since I got her, but I refuse to do anything past giving her lots of forehead kisses. She just got her second round of shots which made her so sore she hasn't bathed herself properly since Saturday and she's been behaving like she's feeling desperate for a bath (as long as it isn't a water bath). So one of her hairs flies in and lands on my tongue at some point. I'm trying to pick it out, but I miss it, and she insists that I wipe my fingers on her head. Then I go fishing again, I have my tongue hanging out of my mouth trying to grab the hair, and she gets up and rubs her head across my face, which means also across my tongue. Then -after- that I managed to get the hair.

She actually didn't taste like much of anything except dry hair and warm dust.

But I didn't need to know that.

>_<

[Res]

I was King Leonidas.

[x..]

In my Past, Past Life...

I was this guy,



Sorry everyone.

[Res]

Oh. My God.

[Darkness]

In my past life I was--

BEEEEEEEEEEEEES

OMG


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


Sorry Res

[Kimojuno]

In my past life I was--

BEEEEEEEEEEEEES

OMG


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


Sorry Res

That should be bold.

[Zziggywolf5]

I was a rock. :/

[Nate]

I'll mix it up and say in a future life, I'd personally like to have my brain preserved and implanted in a robot for the sake of slaughtering anyone who dares {expletive ninja'd by Cspace} with the imperium of man!