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QUOTE(I changed this to be annoying @ Sep 10 2006, 06:50 PM)
I thought it said 'Goatses' instead of 'Goatys' for a second there.
But I already have the Goatse Man's soul.
QUOTE(UnrealBLight @ Sep 10 2006, 06:59 PM)
Why thank you.
QUOTE(Neraphym @ Sep 10 2006, 11:59 PM)
The 18th Law of Anime clearly states:
Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
But how would they know that?
QUOTE(Charlie4u2 @ Sep 11 2006, 02:50 AM)
several bagfuls of Rat's back hair
I do hope you got that by legal means, we all know Rat's back hair is a praised delicacy in Benchland.
QUOTE(Nazy @ Sep 11 2006, 06:17 AM)
I will also give a seventh of Voldemort's soul to Nuu, so he can use it to feed whatever starving thing he conjures on the seventh of December. 2015. Yes, I am quite sure it won't spoil before then, be quiet!.
Oh, you mean Rupert the Bear?
QUOTE(Darkness @ Sep 11 2006, 01:56 PM)
I,
Lord Darkilinikus, believe Nuu is the
most metallic metal that must meet its meaty demise in
the world where we went to the wheel of warts (Saturn). I have always thought this, but now that he has lotsa posts, I think he is extra
soluble in water. As a result of this triumph of
gastronomically theoretical proportions, I will be donating
Nazy's right pinky toe which I did not steal, Cspace's closet, and the plane that Neraphym has been making in his garage to the Nuu Appreciation Fund. I
will also give
a random beaver's soul to Nuu, so he can use it to
seduce young girls in the forest into his house made of oreo cookies so he can eat their livers and gouge out their eyes, before he takes their hearts, puts it in the mouths of stone jaguars that line his house's walls, pray to the statues as some sort of ancient god, then tear the flesh of the girl's head until he gets to the skull, where he will then clean it so he can see it clearly, grab a piece of rock, and carve a depiction of that skull, at which point he will smash the real skull of the girl with his stone skull, eat the brains of the girl because he believes that it will 'give him the knowledge, experience, and memory of his victim', place the skull in a wall made of the 'skulls' of the other young children he's killed, and then he will skin the body, hang it up to dry, and make it into the clothes he will wear the following weak before sticking the suit of skin in the oven, eating them, and then hang the remains of the body (like the other organs and muscles) out the window and watch the blood drip off of them until some unwary creature comes and eats the body parts, at which time the creature will die a most gruesome death, though the death will not have had anything to do with the eating of the stuff, because Nuu is really Lord Nuu the Blue Grue, a name given to him by me, and he will have, at that time, jumped out the window and eaten the creature like all grues do, and now that you think of it, you'd think his being a grue would explain his strange behavior with the children, but it actually doesn't.
Have fun with your young little girls, Nuu!
When did you see me doin- I mean, er, what a unexpected statement.
I have trademarked the symbol: '™'. You fail at display names.
^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^
Things which you should look at:
SKoA -
http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.
The DS Garden Festival Minigame -
Link , whether you play DStorm or not.
The Most Mysterious SSSS -
Link For people who don't care about...things.
Like LEGO? Play
Blockland!I may be an Arbiter, but I'll always be a SeeDy little man.™™
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