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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   asyluman {lang:icon}

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 08:56 PM

Don't read on if you'll think it's weird. I know you all will anyway. *Sigh*
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Prepare to laugh or be disgusted. I felt odd today.















































I'm a gonhorrea germ,
lurking deep within your sperm,
use protection boy you must,
or you'll soon be leaking pus.

My name is herpes simplex II,
making spots is what I do,
better use a condom retard, or you'll soon be itching real hard.

and, for the fallopian tube

I'm a fallopian tube, cut and tie me,
so you can prevent, having a baby!

And, the start of HIV:

HIV, you can see, number on killer in the STDs!
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ferret Overlord {lang:icon}

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Posted 15 February 2005 - 10:01 PM

Sometimes you scare even me.






Let me rephrase that.

You always scare me.
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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   CongressJon {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 12:51 AM

Errr... Asy? I know that you can be sort of... weird sometimes, but this is just... so not you. eek7.gif

*Slowly walks away*

P.S. If you wanted, I suggest syphilis. (Oh GOD, I'm acting on friend-ish impulse!)
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#4 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pureblade {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 01:27 AM

ROFL! Hahaha, that was so weird but also in a strange freaky way funny. Oh well, were all insane anyways.... loopy.gif
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Snowy {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:20 AM

hehe that was pretty funny rofl.gif up_to_something.gif :0
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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ruckus Fox {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 03:01 AM

bluetongue.gif Such timing! we just got done with our "PEP" Series in school (Preventing Early Pregnancy) The tactic is to scare kids outa sex, and they mostly do it. bluetongue.gif

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#7 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 03:38 AM

*shudder* wow, asy! how, um..., interesting! biglaugh.gif yeah, um... *runs away*
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

....
Nice.
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#8 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Unknownentity {lang:icon}

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Posted 16 February 2005 - 11:58 AM

herm... cool... plus its good to know about this neways thumb.gif
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#9 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Bmatt {lang:icon}

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Posted 17 February 2005 - 12:16 AM

that sounds very Eric Idle inspired bluetongue.gif
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#10 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 17 February 2005 - 12:19 AM

i know what happened! quick, everyone get a copy of the exorsist, we need to stop this demon! *grabs holy water* *throws some holy water on asy* the power of christ compells you! the power of christ compells you! biglaugh.gif
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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Nice.
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#11 {lang:macro__useroffline}   X Zolon {lang:icon}

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:14 AM

*Appears*

This had no effect on me AT ALL.

I didn't laugh, I didn't get freaked out...


Want a cookie? TOO BAD! IF YOU WANT TO GET THIS COOKIE,

You must travel to the top of Mother's Hill at 3pm During Winter and collect the invisible truffle that does not exist!

AHAHAHAHAH!

*Dissapperates*
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#12 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Raktor {lang:icon}

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Posted 18 February 2005 - 06:25 AM

QUOTE(Harvest Master @ Feb 18 2005, 05:14 PM)
*Appears*

This had no effect on me AT ALL.

I didn't laugh, I didn't get freaked out...


Want a cookie? TOO BAD! IF YOU WANT TO GET THIS COOKIE,

You must travel to the top of Mother's Hill at 3pm During Winter and collect the invisible truffle that does not exist!

AHAHAHAHAH!

*Dissapperates*
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Uh, what the hell was that?

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