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#1 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ ticktockclok

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 03:58 AM

Go to www.google.com. Now type in failure. Now type in I'm feeling lucky. Now laugh.

And now we have the quote of the day, from greenl2l: PLONGED!!!
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#2 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Nuu™™

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:31 AM

What the...how is that funny?

*Remembers the google search*

I have trademarked the symbol: '™'. You fail at display names.

^ Thanks to Nazy for the... thingy ^

Things which you should look at:

SKoA - http://skoa.cspacezone.com/ , if you have any Age of Empires games.

The DS Garden Festival Minigame - Link , whether you play DStorm or not.

The Most Mysterious SSSS - Link For people who don't care about...things.

Like LEGO? Play Blockland!

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#3 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ferret Overlord

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:31 AM

Odd... There was something about nuclear searches in Iran where if you pressed I'm feeling lucky it gave you a funny page that looked like a failure notice talking about bombs

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#4 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Nuu™™

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:33 AM

Heh, second in line is www.michaelmoore.com/

You reckon Google is getting political?

I have trademarked the symbol: '™'. You fail at display names.

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#5 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Phieta

Not impressed, darling.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:38 AM

QUOTE(Nuu @ Nov 11 2005, 08:33 PM)

You reckon Google is getting political?

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Nah, it's just a Googlebomb. (People take advantage of Google's method for ranking pages, then exploit it either to promote their own site or to "make a statement.")

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#6 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ MA-53

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:39 AM

yes, when you type in the word "failure" in google, it comes up with the official authorized biography of president bush on the white house website. The second one is Michael Moore's website. When you use the "find" tool in Mr. Bush's biographyy, you won't find the word "failure" in it anywhere. This means that someone at google programmed it in so that when you look for failure, you find that first.

GOD i love google.

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#7 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Kimojuno

W00T! :D

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 04:39 AM

QUOTE(Nuu @ Nov 11 2005, 11:33 PM)

Heh, second in line is www.michaelmoore.com/

You reckon Google is getting political?

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Not getting, is, and has been for years.

QUOTE(Phieta @ Nov 11 2005, 11:38 PM)

QUOTE(Nuu @ Nov 11 2005, 08:33 PM)

You reckon Google is getting political?

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Nah, it's just a Googlebomb. (People take advantage of Google's method for ranking pages, then exploit it either to promote their own site or to "make a statement.")

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Shhh, you're spoil it,

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PS:

I've seen that kind of 'jokes' for awhile, it annoys me because people do exploit it, evil people.

${lang:macro__view_post}$ Xmadole, on 09 August 2009 - 09:28 AM, said:

i wish i actually read the first post of threads.

#8 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Raktor

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:17 AM

Try french military victories and click I'm feeling lucky

Ooor, if you use firefox, if you type something in the address bar and press enter, by default it should do an I'm Feeling Lucky search

#9 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Bashae

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 08:11 AM

LOL! Now I remember that joke from a while ago when I was... *wanders off into a meaningless anecdote commonly heard from old people*

#10 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Hax the Cook

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 05:22 PM

QUOTE(Mase Windu @ Nov 11 2005, 11:39 PM)

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You, my freind, have no clue how google works do you?
Google doesn't search for keywods on the page itself, it searches for keywords on the page that links to that page. So what people do is make tons of sites (and bribe people to do it on their sites), make a link to the page, and then somewhere close to the link they put the word failure.

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#11 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ asyluman

Yeah.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 06:37 PM

Ahahahah! Even though I've known about this, it's still funny. (Psst...if you couldn't tell, I really don't love Bush.)

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#12 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ferret Overlord

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 10:41 PM

I remember now. You type in Nuclear Testing and press I'm feeling lucky. It was in 6th grade I found it out, though, so it might be old

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#13 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ asyluman

Yeah.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 10:48 PM

Now to googlebomb cspacezone with "kickass"...

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#14 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ferret Overlord

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 10:54 PM

Lol. You're crazy. And I checked it. My link is bad. Disregard the last post.

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#15 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ asyluman

Yeah.

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Posted 12 November 2005 - 11:02 PM

Ah well, I'm sure we can explit other things...like alliances between drug-trafficking countries and their leadersI MEAN HAPPY FUN CANDY TIME. ...Yess...

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