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QUOTE(Kimojuno @ Nov 13 2005, 03:59 PM)
QUOTE(Nuu @ Nov 11 2005, 03:58 AM)
QUOTE(Ferret Overlord @ Nov 9 2005, 01:48 AM)
QUOTE(Nuu @ Nov 8 2005, 04:54 AM)
MICROSOFT!!! And maybe the world too, but let me rant about microsoft first.
You know why I want to do this? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? I WILL TELL YOU WHY!
MICROSOFT is the kind of company that is too CHEAP to employ QUALIFIED PROGRAMMERS, so it just settles for AMATEURS to make its BAD QUALITY WORD PROCESSORS that always SELF DESTRUCT because the AMATEURS who made it SCREWED SOMETHING UP!
LIKE other companies can make BETTER APPLICATIONS than MICROSOFT. Like all those ones that come as FREEBIES (MORE LIKE LIABILITIES) are all OUT TO GET YOU!
THEREFORE, I have been FORCED to do one of two things:
1. Create a RIVAL company called NUUSOFT to put them out of BUSINESS and ultimately PACK THEM OFF TO MONGOLIA.
2. JUST BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS! YAAAAAAY!
Okay, who is with me?
You know why I want to do this? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? I WILL TELL YOU WHY!
MICROSOFT is the kind of company that is too CHEAP to employ QUALIFIED PROGRAMMERS, so it just settles for AMATEURS to make its BAD QUALITY WORD PROCESSORS that always SELF DESTRUCT because the AMATEURS who made it SCREWED SOMETHING UP!
LIKE other companies can make BETTER APPLICATIONS than MICROSOFT. Like all those ones that come as FREEBIES (MORE LIKE LIABILITIES) are all OUT TO GET YOU!
THEREFORE, I have been FORCED to do one of two things:
1. Create a RIVAL company called NUUSOFT to put them out of BUSINESS and ultimately PACK THEM OFF TO MONGOLIA.
2. JUST BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS! YAAAAAAY!
Okay, who is with me?
I want the North India Trading Company. !%&$ING TECH SUPPORT!!
*Sing to the tune of America, %!#$ Yeah.
TECH SUPPORT! $!&% YEA! COMIN AGAIN, TO RUIN CUSTOMER'S DAYS YEA!
Customers your day is through,
cause now you have to talk to... TECH SUPPORT! %$#& YEA!
INDIANS! %$&! YEA! ARABIANS! &%*$ YEA! NO ENGLISH! %&$ YEA! BURNIN THINGS! %#$& YEA!
What the...?
MOVING ON!
I know where they live!
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Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399
Prepare the missiles! Man the turkeys! Restart your non-responsive computers! Because...
We are going on a computer company hunt!
We are going to catch a big one!
I'm not afraid! Are you? Not me!
That would be cool if the font was the same, get Bigrat or someone to do it lol, then it would go around the internet and you'd be famous...no not really, everyone would forget who designed it, then if you (and you would) told people that you did they'd laugh and call you a noob.
I er...doubt it Kimo, it was just a two minute edit I did in paint.
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