[Nuu™™]

I was in one of the most obscure situations yesterday. You probably won't believe it, but I swear it happened.

You see, we have a pool outside our house. And the thing is, ducks like to swim in this pool, whilst leaving rather disgusting mementos. According to one of our neighbours, the best way to keep ducks away from a pool is to put rubber snakes around the pool.




It does absolutely nothing. The ducks have even placed their mementos on one the rubber snakes. So I thought to myself, "Why don't I chuck the rubber snake around?". And so that is what I did. I picked up the rubber snake (the clean one) and started hammer throwing it. To my surprise, I discovered that rubber snakes actually make very good hammer throws. So good, in fact, that it flew so far that it fell back into the pool. It was at this time that I thought something along the lines of "Oh ****". I ran over to the pool and picked up the leaf scooper, only to find that mum had, for some reason, removed the scoopy bit. I tried to pick up the rubber snake with the pole, but in vain. Then, to my horror, I saw that the creepy-crawly-pool-cleaner-monster-thing was heading straight for the rubber snake. I sprinted over to the filter to turn it off, then sprinted back to the pool to heave out that creepy-crawly-pool-cleaner-monster-thing. It hadn't swallowed up all of the rubber snake, it seemed to have got stuck about the head area. So I was there trying to get the bluddy thing out when, I looked up. Standing there watching we wide-eyed, was half my extended family. Yes, uncles and aunts and cousins etc. The lot. It was then that I remembered that it was 'family dinner party' night, and that they were all here to be greeted by my parents. Instead they were greeted by me standing by the pool, dripping wet, trying to extract a rubber snake from a pool cleaner. And you know what I said to them? You know what I said?

"They make great hammer throws."


Now tell me, have you ever been in a more obscure situation? I can tell you I definately haven't.

[Kimojuno]

I was in one of the most obscure situations yesterday. You probably won't believe it, but I swear it happened.

You see, we have a pool outside our house. And the thing is, ducks like to swim in this pool, whilst leaving rather disgusting mementos. According to one of our neighbours, the best way to keep ducks away from a pool is to put rubber snakes around the pool.




It does absolutely nothing. The ducks have even placed their mementos on one the rubber snakes. So I thought to myself, "Why don't I chuck the rubber snake around?". And so that is what I did. I picked up the rubber snake (the clean one) and started hammer throwing it. To my surprise, I discovered that rubber snakes actually make very good hammer throws. So good, in fact, that it flew so far that it fell back into the pool. It was at this time that I thought something along the lines of "Oh ****". I ran over to the pool and picked up the leaf scooper, only to find that mum had, for some reason, removed the scoopy bit. I tried to pick up the rubber snake with the pole, but in vain. Then, to my horror, I saw that the creepy-crawly-pool-cleaner-monster-thing was heading straight for the rubber snake. I sprinted over to the filter to turn it off, then sprinted back to the pool to heave out that creepy-crawly-pool-cleaner-monster-thing. It hadn't swallowed up all of the rubber snake, it seemed to have got stuck about the head area. So I was there trying to get the bluddy thing out when, I looked up. Standing there watching we wide-eyed, was half my extended family. Yes, uncles and aunts and cousins etc. The lot. It was then that I remembered that it was 'family dinner party' night, and that they were all here to be greeted by my parents. Instead they were greeted by me standing by the pool, dripping wet, trying to extract a rubber snake from a pool cleaner. And you know what I said to them? You know what I said?

"They make great hammer throws."


Now tell me, have you ever been in a more obscure situation? I can tell you I definately haven't.

ROFL, omg that's so Nuu, you go man! LOL, I hope this was true because it is funny, I'm still laughing!

[Nuu™™]

It is true (although I wish it wasn't), thanks to my rampant stupidity and bad luck. I can't find those rubber snakes though, I think mum chucked them. No wonder.

[Charlie]

what the.... why would you want to pick up a rubber snake and hammer throw it ? Other then that

[Kimojuno]

what the....   why would you want to pick up a rubber snake and hammer throw it ? Other then that

He's Nuu, 'nough said.

~ Kimojuno

[asyluman]

That is amazing.

You are awesome.

That is all, over 'n' out.


KSHHH--

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A moving shadow glides over the ground here.

[Pendragon205]

!!!!!!!
wow, that's hilarious!
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Ooc: Ok, i'm curious what this is all about...

This post has been edited by Pendragon205: 14 November 2005 - 03:47 AM

[Ferret Overlord]

Now tell me, have you ever been in a more obscure situation? I can tell you I definately haven't.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. But it involves me, my cousin, and a dummy of an AK-47.

[Nuu™™]

Now tell me, have you ever been in a more obscure situation? I can tell you I definately haven't.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you. But it involves me, my cousin, and a dummy of an AK-47.

I bet you the dummy wasn't in brilliant condition afterwards...

[Darkness]

I have no clue what you guys are talking about though






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Denirik sits on the shadow. *fart*


The shadow Impales denirik with a shadow sword, ripping out every internal organ except for his skin. Usually that's not an internal organ, but in this case...

[Ferret Overlord]

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NOT YOUR QUEST! STOOOOOP! You weren't stuck in a death trap evil being!

[asyluman]

Yarr den, be saying outta this one.

[Pendragon205]

i can't stop laughing!!!!
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Pendragon leaps out from wherever he was!
lvl: 6
HP-200
MP-110
Str-38 (+5)
Damage - 388
Int - 17 (-5)
Def - 22
(if i'm allowed to attack, i do for 388 dp and kill it. if not, i wait till next turn)

This post has been edited by Pendragon205: 16 November 2005 - 03:48 AM

[Nuu™™]

Ooc: Ok, i'm curious what this is all about...

I don't get that game either...

[Pendragon205]

No, i meant curious about why all these shadows were about.
and if you're curious about the game, go to the Great Colleseum and look in the mysterious game booth