[Nuu™™]

This just occured to me the other day. Our Science teacher last year (who we ended up humiliating on the last day ) said the way to create magnets was to rub a magnet against a piece of metal. If this was how magnets are made, then how did magnets come to be in the first place? According to some Social Rejects (commonly referred to as scientists) the universe started off as a huge cloud of hydrogen, helium and lithium. No magnets. And if there were no magnets then, then there cannot possibly not be any magnets now. Here is my theory. That magnets evolved, the same way as humans did. This means that magnets must be a super intelligent race from a planet far, far away, and have mastered intergalactic travel. Look out, kids! These deadly aliens lurk everywhere, in your compasses, in your fast food, and even...ON YOUR FRIDGES! So look out, watch your back, and most importantly...

WATCH YOUR MAGNETS!

[©allum]

It's not the magnets we should be worried about.

It's what the magnets are evolving into... Commonly referred to as...








































GOOGLEBOTS

*dum dum duuuuum!*

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

Man... I hate Googlebots.
So Googly... botty...
Guh.

[Ratty]

Eh, im not afraid of magnets... They are harmless until we start eating too much iron

Then we're screwed.

[Pendragon205]