Sorry for the double post but there was a problem.
Darkness sent me his entry of the God task but I never got it. Having read it now it was a great entry. I hope you won't mind if I let him into the competion. Having giving a him a score myself it reached 35.5 out of 40!
I decided to post his entry for you all to see
Darkyanity
A strange, mixed up parody of Christianity...
As you enter the world called Earth-- It's not Earth anymore! Excuse me, sorry. As you enter the world called 'Denerth'-- Much better. Thank you. Now, would you quit interupting me? Ah, good. No response. He's being uninterupting ^.^ Anyways, as you enter Denerth, stranger from wherever you're from, you immediately notice it is not the... Er.. Place... It was when you left... However long ago that was. The immediate thing is that all the continents have fused together, creating a megacontinent called 'Denirikontinent'. In the center is a province called 'Dronkstralia'. To the north of it is 'Darmerica', the the east 'Durope', the the south 'Darsia', to the west is 'Drafica'. What was once called 'Antartica' seems to have ceased to exist. You decide to watch it from your 'telescope' on your spaceship for a week and see what's different.
Dumday -- First Day of the Week (Sunday)
The first day of the week, it is also the day of worship. Well, the day of worship where you go to the abnormally large growth of monkey-cheese that originated out of no where in the middle of where once was a large animal hostpital devoted to deaf, blind, mute, or imaginary kangaroos. But that was replaced by the growth of monkey-cheese. Anyways, everyone who is still human on the planet after the week goes to this growth which is in the center of Dronkstralia and are smited by the merciless fury of Darky's blankies. They are yellow. And white ^.^ Then, after 23.99 hours of this in that day, the ones who are not a Legend of Zelda chicken after this are sent home. To await the next day!
Demonday! -- Second Day of the Week (Monday)
This is one of the better days of the week. This is where all of the people who are still human are taught Legend of Zelda lesson number one! Don't mess with the chickens. At this time, everyone kicks the nearest chicken to them. Anyone who has played the Legend of Zelda series knows this is a fatal mistake. Suddenly, out of no where, a flurry of chickens will appear and start attacking the original attacker. This results in quite a bit of carnage, considering the vast number of people turned into a chicken the previous day. Since everyone who kicked a chicken is now dead, the chickens get turned back into their human forms!
Duesday -- Third Day of the Week (Tuesday)
Today is the day that everyone is forced to pay their dues and sacrifices to Darky. This usually consists of some mechanism that includes a high powered tranquilizer gun and a helicopter. And then a cow. And a chicken egg placed under a toad. Anyone who does not do this will be placed in a prison cell filled with drunk and fat dwarves named Edgar on top of the growth of monkey-cheese. The smell of the monkey-cheese will usually kill quite a few, and several will also be brutally murdered by the legion of Edgars.
Deadsday -- Fourth Day of the Week (Wednesday)
This is the day where everyone who called Darky 'Darkie', or Darkie 'Darky' in the past week are set in the cage of Edgars. They are then stuck in a noose that is made of evil feathers, and then put in the stocks, where rotten tomatoes are thrown at them until they die.
Durs(ley)day -- Fifth Day of the Week (Thursday)
This is the day where the Dursley family is publicly humiliated, and they are turned into ferrets and bounced up and done, then stuck down people's pants before they are turned back into humans for the next day.
Dryday -- Sixth Day of the Week (Friday)
This is the day where all the water from the one giant ocean, which is called 'Sea', disappears, and it is replaced by a strange gooey substance that is pleasing to the eye, making all the people who live by the coasts jump in and drown themselves, solving the overpopulation issue, and actually plunging the population very low.
Reproduction Day -- Seventh Day of the Week (Saturday)
This is the day where people ermm.. Reproduce. But they reproduce a different way! They first get one turkey. They then wash the turkey thoroughly. Then they hang them up on a clothesline. The next day, where each turkey once was there are now three people! Hey, now they are overpopulated again!
You then notice that there are several things missing from Denerth that were there before. There is no Antartica, no penguins, no kangaroos, no chickens (except for those that appear every Dumday to Demonday), no Kleenex, no printers, no Sega, no stools, no dogs, no Darkie, no Cspace, no Bigrat, no Callum, and no Snowy.
Then you begin to notice several things that were there before, but there is an overpopulation of now. There are way too many turkeys, and they seem to reappear again every Dumday, too many Mr. Saturns, too many forum roleplaying games, too many rotten tomatoes, and too much moldy cheese.
Suddenly, a book appears next to your telescope. It is titled the 'Darble'. You open it. The first book in it is called 'Denirisis'. You begin reading...
THE FIRST BOOK OF MOSES CALLED
DENIRISIS
CHAPTER 1
Darky creates Denerth and its heaven and all forms of life in six days-- Creative acts of each day set forth-- Darky creates man, both male and female, in his own image--Man given dominion over all things, and commanded to multiply to fill Denerth.
IN the beginning, Darky created the heaven and Denerth.
2 And Denerth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Darky moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And Darky said, Let there be light : and there was light.
4 And Darjy saw the light, and he checked that it was good, but it was not. So he dispelled that light.
5 And Darky said again, Let there be light : and there was light.
6 And Darky saw the light, and again he checked that it was good, but it was not. So again he dispelled that light.
7 And Darky said a third time, Let there be light : and there was light.
8 And Darky saw the light, and again he checked that it was good, but it was not.
9 Going by the saying that third time is the charm, and seeing as the third time had not worked, Darky chucked the whole light idea and lived forever in darkness.
10 And Darky called the darkness Day, and the other half of the darkness Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
11 And Darky said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
12 And Darky made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament : and it was so.
13 And Darky called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
14 And Darky said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear : and it was so.
15 And Darky called the dry land Denerth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Sea: and Darky saw that this was actually good.
16 And Darky said, Let Denerth bring forth grass, the her yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
17 And Denerth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Darky saw that this was good as well.
18 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
19 And Darky said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
20 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon Denerth: and it was so.
21 And Darky made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
22 And Darky set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
23 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Darky saw that it was not good.
24 So Darky said, Aw, what the heck. It isn't good, but I'll leave it anyways.
25 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
26 And Darky said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
27 And Darky created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Darky saw that it was good.
28 And Darky blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let the fowl multiply in Denerth.
29 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
30 And Darky said, Let Denerth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
31 And Darky made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon Denerth after his kind: and Darky saw that it was good.
32 And Darky said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all Denerth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth over Denerth.
33 So Darky created man in his own image, in the image of Darky created he him; male and female created he them.
34 And Darky blessed them, and Darky said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish Denerth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon Denerth.
35 And Darky said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be meat.
36 And to every beast of Denerth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon Denerth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat; and it was so.
37 And Darky saw that every thing that he had made, except for the light, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Bored, you speed away and decimate the book, and you start to sob over the fate of the earth.
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