Well to understand Kimo one must read his(?) topics:
Ducks!
Goto's Zebra
The Butter Rant
and of course...
THE ALMIGHTY LAST ONE TO POST WINS THAT WAS MADE BY KIMO AND NOT PHIETA EVEN THOUGH KIMOJUNO WAS NOT AROUND THAT LONG
So now hopefully you understand Kimo more then you have, but of course you don't know him that well ...and now for smiley spam!
Oh and for those who remember:
-- Jeff / Kimojuno / The Man Who Ate The Cake And Didn't Share With Goto's Zebra
EDIT (Just BECAUSE I CAN):
PS: We are the pirates, who don't do anything, we just lie around and....