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Hello there, nice person!
You may not realize
Just how wonderful you are
The happiness that you emit
Might even light a star!
There are seven oranges
That tried to eat your head
If it weren't for flamethrowers
You'd probably be dead!
Whenever I go potty
I am attacked by cheese
I'd let them eat my hair
If only they'd say please!
There are several cats
That yell out internet slang
But whenever my friend sees them...
He shoots them with a BANG! -.-
I'd bite off all your fingers
Just to give you the gangrene
It helps reduce growing extra limbs
But it isn't good for the spleen...
These rhymes are going no where
As you can probably see
I'd probably stop and save some time
If they didn't fill me with glee
The phone never rings for me
It makes me really sad...
If it weren't for pshyciatrists
I'd be really, really MAD!
I just got a new computer (yeah right)
It came from Microsoft
I threw it out the window
And it landed in a loft -.-
There's a dude called Cspace
He makes me want to say 'drat!'
He has a friend named Star
Who most say's really fat *giggles*
They call her a fat turkey
I don't say it isn't true
But one day she will get them back!
And turn them into poo...
On that day, I'll stand by her
Because I don't have BO
And being turned into poo
Would make me really glow...
Where's that glow coming from
I hear you know trying to say
I don't know, and I don't care
Because I will never pay!
Still these rhymes are boring
They make some fall asleep
When I asked my mom to read them
She ran away to weep
(right now Star used a yawning emote)
Now they are all yawning
They think I really suck
They need to get better opinions
Or they'll wake up as a duck!
No, I'm not threatening you
I don't say you'll soon die
You don't like ducks, you say?
Do you want to be a guy!?
(Star looks horrified)
Apparently the thought horrifies you
It must give you the shivers
Fine, I won't do that to you
So do you want three livers?
That'd give you lots of bile
For that's what a liver makes
You don't like it, fine! I won't.
You're next meal'll turn into snakes!
I think I'll rhyme with -akes again
See, that one was really easy
But I thought that the rhyme really sucked
It must have made you queasy!
(Star tells me to stop about now)
I hear the yells to quit my speech
But them I will not heed
For there is something that I want
So give me your house's deed!
(Star looks quizzical)
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense
I didn't think so either
Oh, great, now I'm really screwed
My only rhyme is 'neither' o.o
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Wow, that sounded flirtatious, Star! 
I need to try to remember this for school. We're starting poetry... 
