[Ratty]

Win!

[Darkness]

She meant the third Friday in the 87th year after the year of the bullfrog. Duh.

Which was yesterday

[Nazē.]

She meant the third Friday in the 87th year after the year of the bullfrog. Duh.

Which was yesterday

No no, the one after that.

[Charlie]

Oh yes...the next one

Ok here's ya task. Sorry for the delay

Your are a superhero. You must send me a:

• Description of your costume
• Your special powers and what they do
• Your superhero name
• Your disguise for blending in with normal people
• Your catchphrase
• Also a short description of your Arch foe
• What is your arch foes evil plot

Do this as insanely as you can. Entries must be in by Thursday ^.^

Good luck!

[Charlie]

Has everyone forgot about this? I've got Darkness's entry but I need Fo's! Come on

[Ferret Overlord]

Done.

[Zandabyte]

My religion would be called cowmen and we would have the cow gods rip the non-believers to shreds. Then give the saviors to the squirrels and have them work in there nut mines and the chickens would get the rest the cows did not eat. The we use their blood… um I think ill quite before u guys put me in the happy house but u get the point.

BLOOD MUHAHAHA BLOOD

[Elvenblader]

Foge your supposed to pm charlie with your reply, not post your answer on here. Also you arent apart of the contest last time I checked. If you wanted to be apart of the contest you should have private messaged charlie or asked me for the private message at the beginning at the contest.

This post has been edited by Elvenblader5: 04 May 2006 - 02:35 AM

[Zandabyte]

1 i just saw
2 i pmed but i wanted ever 1 to see how insane i was

[Elvenblader]

Next time a contest is going on, make sure that you enter the ocntest. Posting something like this doesnt prove that your insane. If anything it shows that you cant pay attention and follow directions. There will be an insanity contest next year anyway.

[Nuu™™]

My religion would be called cowmen and we would have the cow gods rip the non-believers to shreds. Then give the saviors to the squirrels and have them work in there nut mines and the chickens would get the rest the cows did not eat. The we use their blood… um I think ill quite before u guys put me in the happy house but u get the point.

BLOOD MUHAHAHA BLOOD

How would they 'rip' them? Cows have no claws. Unless you are talking about the ones in the paprika. We ALL know about them, don't we, Mr. Fred Hollows? I thought so.

[Charlie]

The scores are in...

The winner of this contest will face the king of insanity himself. Nuu!

Remember whoever loses is stil insane, but not insane enough

So the winner is...



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Darkness!


With 37 out of 40!

Congratz!

Ferret was a close second with 30.5 out of 40.

Congratz

The next task will be up on Tuesday. Good luck to Nuu and Darkness

If Darkness wins he will take Nuu's place as King Of Insanity!

Here are both of the entries.

Darkness

When criminals in this world appear...
To fight the laws we all hold dear...
Then people come from far and near...
To shout the cries for all to hear...
"Power Platypus! Ah! Uh! Ah! Uh! Power Platypus! Eeah! Eeah!"
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting those who rob and plunder
"Power Platypus Eeah! Eeah! Power Platypus!"
EEEAHHHH!

Twenty seven years, three days, two hours, and seventeen minutes ago, Osay Ken Usee, an American singer, was bitten by a radioactive platypus. This radioactive platypus was not just any normal, radioactive platypus you'd find on the streets of a big small city. This was a radioactive radioactive platypus.

He was able to then, from exactly that moment on, spit out poisonous acids that turned all they touched into a highly edible form of gooey DethStyx, talk fluently in 17 different dialects of 1337 sp34k, and fashion a makeshift duck bill out of two Pringles.

Whenever the Power Platypus, Alter Ego Osay Ken Usee, goes on a mission, he quickly grabs a pair of underwear and a pair of plastic glasses with a fake plastic mustache and nose attached to them. He dons the glasses, and then he pulls the whitey tightys over his head, the elastic band fitting well above his eyebrows and around behind his ears. Then he grabs two hair ties and pulls his hair into two short ponytails out of the two legs holes of the underwear. Strangely, no one ever recognizes him... When his mission is over, he pulls off the glasses, takes off the underwear, and pulls out the hair ties!

"Orangesaregoodbutapplesarebetter!" That's what he yells every time he defeats a baddie. That's what he says every time he pulls on his underpants. That's what he says... All the time! It means nothing to him, nor does it make any sense to anyone else. But he says it anyways!

But the evil Slippery Skunk has other plans than peace. The white striped villian who releases a noxious gas that sends all who smell it into a deep sleep from his... Err... Buttox... Has decided that he wants to rule the world! And to do that... He's going to turn everyone into DUCKS! Yes, the ducks. He has complete control over them...

Only one thing can stop the Power Platypus's foul foe... Llamas. See what he does on the next episode of Osay Ken Usee... Da Zekrit Massij?!

Ferret Overlord

Nipple man!

Costume: A suit with a large nipple logo on it (Man boobs ) and two flaps above said nipples. It is blue, with a tan logo.

Super-powers:

Nipple-vision: Fire beams of pure nippleness from your nipples. (Flaps must be raised to do this. Raised flaps indicate power mode)

Flying: Depolarize your feet using energy from your nipples, allowing you to fly.

Piercing Nipple: Blast a soundwave out of your nipples, deafening your opponent.

Nipple Man blends in using a monkey suit, thereby being completely normal to the average human of the city of New York.

Catchphrase: Eat nipple, scoundrel!

Arch Foe: Lactaman! The power to destroy people with milk! Icky milk.

Lactaman's plot is to overthrow the world skim market and install breastmilk as the packaged milk, the fiend!

[Nazē.]

Congratulations, Darkness.

And good luck to Nuu and Darkness. ^.^

[Charlie]

I thought I'd just post the final task right now since I thought of it already. Plus Darkness was bugging me

Okay for the final task you have to pretend you are a pop star / heavy metal band / whatever sort of singer you want to be.

You must

- Create a name for your band.
- Draw a picture of you and/or you band on Ms Paint
- Write your first song for your band. It must be at least 1 minute and 30 seconds long if you sang it.
- Do all this as insanely as you can

Entries in for Wednesday.


Also as Nuu is in the contest now, Ferret Overlord is going to take his place if he wants

[Nazē.]

Hah, love it. ^^