A Side of Darky Never Seen Before!

Interesting conversation with Darky today on MSN. Why not share it?

Oh, and anyone who reads the whole thing get's a special yummy cookie.

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Darkness: I think when you grow up...
Darkness: You'll be a cat lady.
Darkness: Without the cats.
Nazy: ..........
Nazy: What? o.O
Darkness: Cat ladies live at home by themselves except with their cats. And they're practically antisocial. And they're old and unmarried.
Darkness: You'll be like that.
Darkness: Just no cats.
Nazy: ...
Nazy: Why?! You -are- mean!
Darkness: Because you wouldn't want to live with ten cats o.O
Darkness: You'd be too lazy to feed them.
Nazy: But I don't want to be a cat lady without cats!
Nazy: I wouldn't!
Nazy: I'm nice to animals!
Darkness: Or maybe you -were- a cat lady with cats once....
Darkness: But they died.
Nazy: ...
Nazy: No.
Darkness: Yes.
Nazy: Why, though? >.<
Darkness: So then you were all alone...
Darkness: Because you had a bad experience in college?
Darkness: Your friends hacked your RS account! >.<
Nazy: ...
Nazy: >.<
Darkness: It had been your whole life, but you had only raised one level in the years and years you had spent on it.
Darkness: You didn't do anything else.
Darkness: You played it during class.
Darkness: You were in one of those really bad colleges too.
Darkness: (I'd tell you which, but I don't know the sucky colleges in Idaho >.<)
Darkness: You -actually- moved to Africa.
Darkness: And went to college there.
Nazy: o.o
Darkness: In... Err... Timbuktu
Nazy: ...
Nazy says: No comment?
Darkness: Which is in China.
Darkness: Every day you flew to China for class, but you lived in Africa.
Nazy: And I played RS on the planes, too! ^^
Darkness: It was one of your odd delusions, actually.
Darkness: You lived with your parents in Germany.
Nazy: (8)The islands filling my mind with blue!(8)
Darkness: But you called your room 'Africa' and the room where your mom hometaught you until you were 40 years old (which was when she died) 'Timbuktu'.
Darkness: And every day when it was time to go to class you pretended to be a plane and 'flew' over to your mom.
Nazy: Rofl, this is making me laugh. ^^
Darkness: After your parents died (they died at... Uh... 60 years old because they had to worry about you so much), you took over your house and had strange delusions that it was a castle.
Nazy: HOGWARTS!
Darkness: A year later, you were driven out of the city by a mob who were convinced you were a witch, and their suspicions were confirmed when you flew off on a broom. You also had a wart on your nose and a weird laugh.
Nazy: xD
Darkness: But the broom was really mounted onto the top of a car, and your monkey slave was driving while you sat on the broom on the roof.
Nazy: ...
Darkness: The car was black, and it was night, so the town folk thought you flew off.
Nazy: Close enough.
Darkness: After that, you went and took over a bear's cave. It was so afraid of your wart, which had grown a liking to talk to you, that it fell over dead.
Darkness: You tore it apart, used its hide for warmth and a bed, and ate its innards.
Darkness: You also built a wall and a door on the front of the cave with its bones.
Darkness: One day, during World War III (a war that was caused by something silly; someone had stolen Japan's emperor's soda, so he bombed all the other countries), a large popsicle stick flew into your house. It was really a bomb, but your wart told you to sit on it. So you did. You farted because of some bacteria in your butt from the bear meat, and the bomb was diffused.
Nazy: Rofl!
Darkness: Later that day, you took apart the bomb and learned how it worked, and used the technology to take over people's brains.
Darkness: It is still unknown how you learned how to do that with bomb technology.
Darkness: So you went and took over George W. Bush XVIII's (the president at the time) brain and used his power to turn the USA into a dictatorship.
Darkness: Once that was done, you had him turn his power over to his great aunt cousin twice removed, who just happened to be your new body double, and had him through off the Emperor's State Building (previously the Empire State Building until you renamed it) into a large, collapsable mush pot. He was then turned into your soup for dinner.
Darkness: You then used the USA's superior nuclear power on all the other countries and plunged the world into a nuclear winter.
Darkness: Using your brain controlling powers, you had the citizens of the world create a gigantic forge (large fiery thing used to make metal things) and then had everyone jump in. The world was heated up by the burning bodies of every other human, and there was no more nuclear winter.
Darkness: But now everyone was dead! You began to take a liking to cats. Because of your laziness, you forgot to feed all 372 cats you owned, and they all died at the same instant.
Darkness: So you ate them for breakfast.
Darkness: You were then alone.
Darkness: Very alone.
Darkness: Suddenly, a VSBPTOMWLG team (Very Smelly But Powerful Team of Men With Large Guns team) burst in and set you on fire! You cast a charm on the fire so that it tickled you, but all you really did was get your slave monkey to be the one being burned, and he tickled you as he died with his dying convulsions.
Darkness: But you didn't care.
Darkness: In fact, you were happy.
Darkness: He wanted too many bananas anyway.
Darkness: So suddenly your house blew up.
Darkness: Everyone in it died. It turns out you were the only one in it and the VSBPTOMWLG was only one of your weird delusions/
Nazy: So the monkey didn't die!
Darkness: Nope, there was never a monkey.
Darkness: It turns out your escape driver from the city you had lived in before you were driven out by a mob had really been a cat.
Darkness: But anyways, since you couldn't really be considered part of any 'normal' group at the time, and thus you weren't considered part of 'everyone', you were exempt from the 'everyone died part'.
Darkness: But you were so depressed the fake monkey had died, you went into your cupboard (that was actually a cupboard in the kitchen, not under the stairs) and cut yourself!
Darkness: Then you died.
Darkness: But you actually died because you shot yourself with a shotgun between the eyes.
Darkness: Not because of the cutting.
Nazy: I see.
Darkness: So then, when you got to the spirit world, a ghost of a boy you had known during your teen years, and who had actually been impersonating George Bush XVIII when you had taken over his mind and eaten him for dinner, came to you and sliced your spirit head off.
Darkness: Then he healed it again.
Darkness: Then he taught you how to be a ghost.
Nazy: o.o
Darkness: So then you went and haunted all the remaining dogs, because you suspected one of eating all of your cats. Even though it was your fault they had died.
Nazy: =[
Darkness: Then God was angry and destroyed all the spirits.
Darkness: ZE END!
Nazy: xD!
Nazy: *Copies and pastes into word document*
Darkness: And now you know the exact story to why you were a cat lady without a cat >.>
Darkness: ...
Darkness: If you sig ANY OF THIS you die!
Nazy says: :'(
Darkness: ...
Darkness: Fine.

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So yeah.

This post has been edited by Nazy: 23 June 2006 - 05:53 PM